Amazing - I post tons of good stuff that never gets a comment, and the few silly ones, the long knives come out.
Weak ass bitch.
7. Pretend You Didn't Mean What You Meant
Uh-oh, did you just make an ass of yourself? Did you really throw up a post where you highlighted, underlined, bolded, and enlarged the font to say, "The Laws of Physics are different on Jupiter than on Earth"? Did you actually just claim the President doesn't live in the Whitehouse?
No problem. In your very next post, just claim that's not what you meant and accuse EVERYBODY of taking you out of "context" -even if that was the only line in your post. You have nothing to worry about - it fools everybody everytime.