Author Topic: Tom Cruise Has Woman Hips? (Read 1324 times)

Juruth · « **on:** September 15, 2011, 09:17:42 PM »

I've heard this said. Anyone feel this is true?

io856 · « **Reply #1 on:** September 15, 2011, 09:20:19 PM »

#1 Klaus fan · « **Reply #2 on:** September 15, 2011, 09:23:58 PM »

Tom Cruise is shorter than Branch Warren.

Viking11 · « **Reply #3 on:** September 15, 2011, 09:41:31 PM »

Nah, he has skinny hips.

mass243 · « **Reply #4 on:** September 15, 2011, 09:46:43 PM »

That is because of low testosterone levels and higher-than-normal estrogen.

Bones have morphed to more feminine during puberty for this.

bike nut · « **Reply #5 on:** September 15, 2011, 09:53:13 PM »

Tom Cruise has had half as much gay sex as The Red Meat Kid.

Nails · « **Reply #6 on:** September 15, 2011, 11:13:31 PM »

No no no... Tom has Holoprosencephaly

chess315 · « **Reply #7 on:** September 16, 2011, 12:34:40 AM »

I think his right side is distrophing to from to many heavy squats and deadlifts ego training at its worst.