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The RedMeatKid

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Branch Would Have Swept This Thing
« on: September 17, 2011, 11:05:28 PM »
Poor prick. The stars were aligned for him. I think he'll beat Phil in '12.
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Re: Branch Would Have Swept This Thing
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2011, 11:25:46 PM »
Quote from: The RedMeatKid on September 17, 2011, 11:05:28 PM
Poor prick. The stars were aligned for him. I think he'll beat Phil in '12.

we'll be dead by then remember
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Re: Branch Would Have Swept This Thing
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2011, 11:32:05 PM »
Not a chance, he would have placed behind Kai
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Re: Branch Would Have Swept This Thing
« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2011, 07:08:19 AM »
Sorry Branch would've been 5th, his structure is just bad
But a great BB
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Re: Branch Would Have Swept This Thing
« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2011, 07:10:44 AM »
Quote from: The RedMeatKid on September 17, 2011, 11:05:28 PM
Poor prick. The stars were aligned for him. I think he'll beat Phil in '12.

Keep thinking... ::)
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Re: Branch Would Have Swept This Thing
« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2011, 07:15:09 AM »
Quote from: The RedMeatKid on September 17, 2011, 11:05:28 PM
Poor prick. The stars were aligned for him. I think he'll beat Phil in '12.

Put the crackpipe down
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Re: Branch Would Have Swept This Thing
« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2011, 07:17:16 AM »
branch is just the pocket version of don youngblood


definitely not olympia material
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Re: Branch Would Have Swept This Thing
« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2011, 07:21:21 AM »
Quote from: purenaturalstrength on September 18, 2011, 07:17:16 AM
branch is just the pocket version of don youngblood


definitely not olympia material

Speaking of Don, I wonder how old Branch will get
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Re: Branch Would Have Swept This Thing
« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2011, 07:25:38 AM »
No he wouldn't, he looks shit. Heath is athletic and symmetrical looking. Nobody wants to look like branch warren, even branch warren
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Re: Branch Would Have Swept This Thing
« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2011, 07:27:52 AM »
Quote from: DroppingPlates on September 18, 2011, 07:21:21 AM
Speaking of Don, I wonder how old Branch will get

branch should have been dead years ago, the way odd injuries chase him is some FINAL DESTINATION stuff
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Re: Branch Would Have Swept This Thing
« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2011, 07:32:08 AM »
this was branch's year, what a pity
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Re: Branch Would Have Swept This Thing
« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2011, 07:41:39 AM »
Quote from: Figo on September 18, 2011, 07:32:08 AM
this was branch's year, what a pity
It's his own fault he's falling apart from just walking down the stairs or getting into a car...
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Re: Branch Would Have Swept This Thing
« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2011, 07:42:57 AM »
Quote from: dutchguy on September 18, 2011, 07:41:39 AM
It's his own fault he's falling apart from just walking down the stairs or getting into a car...

Branch is the embodiment of functional strength.

 :)
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Re: Branch Would Have Swept This Thing
« Reply #13 on: September 18, 2011, 07:56:30 AM »
Quote from: D_1000 on September 18, 2011, 07:42:57 AM
Branch is the embodiment of functional strength.

 :)

He's a hardcore gym clown
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Re: Branch Would Have Swept This Thing
« Reply #14 on: September 18, 2011, 08:02:01 AM »
Branch should train at Planet Fitness
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Re: Branch Would Have Swept This Thing
« Reply #15 on: September 18, 2011, 08:04:19 AM »
Quote from: Okami on September 18, 2011, 07:25:38 AM
No he wouldn't, he looks shit. Heath is athletic and symmetrical looking. Nobody wants to look like branch warren, even branch warren

Good point, that is probably why he continues to lift weights and consume drugs so intensely (doesn't want to look like Branch Warren anymore).
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Re: Branch Would Have Swept This Thing
« Reply #16 on: September 18, 2011, 08:15:15 AM »
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Re: Branch Would Have Swept This Thing
« Reply #17 on: September 18, 2011, 08:46:59 AM »
Quote from: purenaturalstrength on September 18, 2011, 08:15:15 AM


Yeah, Buddyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!       ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D   lol
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Re: Branch Would Have Swept This Thing
« Reply #18 on: September 18, 2011, 08:48:37 AM »
Quote from: viking1 on September 18, 2011, 08:46:59 AM
Yeah, Buddyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!       ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D   lol

best bodybuilder persona ever


branch tries hard imitating coleman's phrases but he just comes off as a guy with serious anger problems
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Re: Branch Would Have Swept This Thing
« Reply #19 on: September 18, 2011, 08:50:10 AM »
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Re: Branch Would Have Swept This Thing
« Reply #20 on: September 18, 2011, 08:55:23 AM »
Just before next year's Mr. O, Branch will suffer a horrific biceps injury brushing his teeth. Then, when he is calling the ambulance, the phone will drop out of his hand and onto his foot, tearing his calf muscle.

But just wait until he climbs onto the 2013 Mr. Olympia stage!
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Re: Branch Would Have Swept This Thing
« Reply #21 on: September 18, 2011, 09:26:57 AM »
Quote from: Okami on September 18, 2011, 07:25:38 AM
No he wouldn't, he looks shit. Heath is athletic and symmetrical looking. Nobody wants to look like branch warren, even branch warren
;D

haha, I love how he gave a "speech" and he nearly cried...what a "tough guy"... ::)

How come when he shots those defenseless animals doesnt even give a fuck?
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Re: Branch Would Have Swept This Thing
« Reply #22 on: September 18, 2011, 09:33:55 AM »
Quote from: dutchguy on September 18, 2011, 07:41:39 AM
It's his own fault he's falling apart from just walking down the stairs or getting into a car...

And now he's bragging about only taking 7 days off after surgery.  :-[
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Re: Branch Would Have Swept This Thing
« Reply #23 on: September 18, 2011, 10:32:24 AM »
Quote from: The RedMeatKid on September 17, 2011, 11:05:28 PM
Poor prick. The stars were aligned for him. I think he'll beat Phil in '12.

Incorrect. Branch would have been LUCKY to edge out Vic at 4th. This is assuming he was spot on and in all time condition. I could see him at 5 if he was super grainy like he has been. He was not shaking up the top 3 and if you believe otherwise you're A) lying or B) delusional.

Branch has that "freak" appeal if he's super dry and grainy. He wont place high without that. He has no place if the trend shifts to the more proportional, rounder muscle bellied, pop out "3D" type look (think Phil, Vic, all genetics).  

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