So I'm watching the news last night and during the sports segment the guy says, "How's this for a transformation. This is Phil Heath as a basketball player and this is him nine years later winning the Mr. Olympia." Then the guy says, "Wow! I want to look like that." Then the bimbo token hot chick announcer chimes in, "Well, you're really going to have to start lifting a lot of weights."
Sometimes I think God should just end the world already.