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Re: A married woman wants to give me a "job"
« Reply #75 on: September 20, 2011, 06:06:41 PM »
LOL!!

If her husband knew this, she'd probably not be fucking around.
C'mon man ,Wiggs knows his shit.

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Re: A married woman wants to give me a "job"
« Reply #76 on: September 20, 2011, 06:11:12 PM »
Put a tube in her ass and connect it to your right nostril and create a fart bridge.


HAHAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHA AHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

but to the question.....it's a scumbag move, don't do it

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Re: A married woman wants to give me a "job"
« Reply #77 on: September 20, 2011, 06:30:42 PM »
Never have sex with a married woman... It's just wrong on so many levels.

that is how they get sex though  ;)
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Re: A married woman wants to give me a "job"
« Reply #78 on: September 20, 2011, 07:57:13 PM »
If you think it is worth risking to get killed at the end of the day, go for it.

Trust me, men do some crazy shit when they find out they have been screwed....  :o


I watched a normally timid, small, quiet and humble man transform into a total fucking monster over the discovery of his wife's infidelity.


He had no clue. She had been cheating for years. He walked into the kitchen (where we were all sitting) and heard her say on her cell phone "I love you too"

They had no children. Grandparents long gone. He did the math rather quickly. We all bailed just as fast.


It has been many, many years and he has re-married, but he has NEVER completely gotten over that night (or that *discovery*)


You would think that most people would have a clue when their S.O. is up to no good. Apparently this is NOT so.

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Re: A married woman wants to give me a "job"
« Reply #79 on: September 20, 2011, 08:08:46 PM »
Married pussy has another upside for you....weekends free.

Bang away GB brother!

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Re: A married woman wants to give me a "job"
« Reply #80 on: September 20, 2011, 08:12:56 PM »

I watched a normally timid, small, quiet and humble man transform into a total fucking monster over the discovery of his wife's infidelity.


He had no clue. She had been cheating for years. He walked into the kitchen (where we were all sitting) and heard her say on her cell phone "I love you too"

They had no children. Grandparents long gone. He did the math rather quickly. We all bailed just as fast.


It has been many, many years and he has re-married, but he has NEVER completely gotten over that night (or that *discovery*)


You would think that most people would have a clue when their S.O. is up to no good. Apparently this is NOT so.

You're right, you can destroy not only one life with that.

This is why people are likely to get in this "Fuck all" mood and will very likely do something stupid they would normally never do.

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Re: A married woman wants to give me a "job"
« Reply #81 on: September 20, 2011, 08:24:20 PM »
alright guys, I said I wont do it, all these posts, just add armor to that decision.  just gotta jack off to ease the tempation

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Re: A married woman wants to give me a "job"
« Reply #82 on: September 20, 2011, 09:05:38 PM »
He was black, married and his wife had just had a child.
^^
The MOST guys who cheat at work are guys with wives that have just had a kid- there must be a connection!!!

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Re: A married woman wants to give me a "job"
« Reply #83 on: September 20, 2011, 10:01:05 PM »
^^
The MOST guys who cheat at work are guys with wives that have just had a kid- there must be a connection!!!

Sure, because most guys are insecure pricks who can't stand that their wife gives her tits only to the baby for a few weeks, and most women are stupid bitches who won't give their man a blowjob before they are able to fuck again after childbirth.

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Re: A married woman wants to give me a "job"
« Reply #84 on: September 20, 2011, 11:03:16 PM »
It wasnt like that probably worse.  I was in Korea for  a year and came home and she was acting different, i knew. I pulled phone records and found a number called often i didnt know, I looked on her cell phone and heard dirty voicemails and saw texts. When I confronted her you know what she said? You were looking through my phone? I threw that phone so hard and fast at her i could have made the major leagues...lol, way to come home after serving your cointry for a year alone huh? Happens all the time in the military.

 I can only imagine what that would feel like.   Any woman who cheats on her  husband needs to be shot, absolutely disgusting. Props to you for having the balls to not kill that guy, that takes some serious kahonas man.
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Re: A married woman wants to give me a "job"
« Reply #85 on: September 20, 2011, 11:04:39 PM »
I can only imagine what that would feel like.   Any woman who cheats on her  husband needs to be shot, absolutely disgusting. Props to you for having the balls to not kill that guy, that takes some serious kahonas man.

My ex-wife messed around with a dude I knew... Not a friend, but I knew him and to this day, if I ever see him walking down the street, I'll cave his skull in.

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Re: A married woman wants to give me a "job"
« Reply #86 on: September 20, 2011, 11:08:08 PM »
I don't get it a wife cheats and you want to beat up the GUY she cheated with? It was the WIFE who cheated. Lets be serious here, the prisons and morgues are filled with guys who couldn't control themselves and did something that they regret either in this life in prison or regret in the afterlife.

Moral of the story...tell her thank you but no thank you. There are way too many pussy whipped guys who will have their girl cheat and go after the guy instead of checking their woman on some scandalous shit like that honestly...

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Re: A married woman wants to give me a "job"
« Reply #87 on: September 20, 2011, 11:18:14 PM »
Fuck dude I couldn't imagine walking in and finding my woman doing something like that. I have so many weapons and guns stashed around the house. You were on some premeditated shit though lol.
One time where I worked, a dude told me that he caught charges for assaulting his wife...He came home and thought these two dudes was raping his wife...one jumps out the window, the other was trying to run (he figured out that it was no "surprise sex") ...Husband grabs the dude and guest what? His wifey was hitting him and clawing him trying to make him let go of the dude....Dude was scratched the hell up...

Moral of the story...when your wife has two men enjoying her...in the middle of the day...it's not rape, and if she scratches you up for getting mad at one of them, and then pressing s charges on you, it's time to walk.

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Re: A married woman wants to give me a "job"
« Reply #88 on: September 20, 2011, 11:19:31 PM »
I don't get it a wife cheats and you want to beat up the GUY she cheated with? It was the WIFE who cheated. Lets be serious here, the prisons and morgues are filled with guys who couldn't control themselves and did something that they regret either in this life in prison or regret in the afterlife.

Moral of the story...tell her thank you but no thank you. There are way too many pussy whipped guys who will have their girl cheat and go after the guy instead of checking their woman on some scandalous shit like that honestly...

Oh... you want to kill her too, but you just can't hit women if they aren't hitting you first.

It's engrained into most men at a young age.

This guy I want to beat because he shook my hand... You don't shake a guys hand, knowing he's married, and then turn around and fuck the dude's wife.

That takes a special kind of shitbag.

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Re: A married woman wants to give me a "job"
« Reply #89 on: September 20, 2011, 11:22:41 PM »
married whores,, i fuckiug hate those,, they are the lowest of the lowest,, this is so insulting and so hurtful for the fella they are married to,, you got to be one cold hearted whore to do this to your husband i dont care how big his cock is and if he cant fuck you because he is too busy ,, go buy a fuckin dildo and use it and or do whatever it takes to make hubby horney for you ,, dont go cheat,, cheating women are ALWAYS ALWAYS THE WORST WORST WHORES THERE ARE ,,THEY ARE SO FUCKED IN THE HEAD THEY ARE SO COLD THAT AT THE END THEY SCREW UP BOTH THE FELLA WHO FUCK THEM AND THEIR OWN HUBBY MENTALY AND END UP DIVORCE WITH COUPLE POOR KIDS ,,

THE KIDS ARE USUALY FROM 2-3 DIFF HUBBYS,,

THEY ARE WHORES STAY AWAY !

AND IF! YOU FUCK MAKE SURE YOU HUMILIATE HER AND CUM IN HER EYE,, INSIDE HER FUCKIN EYE WITH OUT ASKING HER IF SHE AGREE TO IT,, JUST HUMILIATION AND BE GONE

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Re: A married woman wants to give me a "job"
« Reply #90 on: September 20, 2011, 11:26:12 PM »
One time where I worked, a dude told me that he caught charges for assaulting his wife...He came home and thought these two dudes was raping his wife...one jumps out the window, the other was trying to run (he figured out that it was no "surprise sex") ...Husband grabs the dude and guest what? His wifey was hitting him and clawing him trying to make him let go of the dude....Dude was scratched the hell up...

Moral of the story...when your wife has two men enjoying her...in the middle of the day...it's not rape, and if she scratches you up for getting mad at one of them, and then pressing s charges on you, it's time to walk.


Why does this remind me of the movie "Slingblade?"

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Re: A married woman wants to give me a "job"
« Reply #91 on: September 20, 2011, 11:38:49 PM »
married whores,, i fuckiug hate those,, they are the lowest of the lowest,, this is so insulting and so hurtful for the fella they are married to,, you got to be one cold hearted whore to do this to your husband i dont care how big his cock is and if he cant fuck you because he is too busy ,, go buy a fuckin dildo and use it and or do whatever it takes to make hubby horney for you ,, dont go cheat,, cheating women are ALWAYS ALWAYS THE WORST WORST WHORES THERE ARE ,,THEY ARE SO FUCKED IN THE HEAD THEY ARE SO COLD THAT AT THE END THEY SCREW UP BOTH THE FELLA WHO FUCK THEM AND THEIR OWN HUBBY MENTALY AND END UP DIVORCE WITH COUPLE POOR KIDS ,,

THE KIDS ARE USUALY FROM 2-3 DIFF HUBBYS,,

THEY ARE WHORES STAY AWAY !

AND IF! YOU FUCK MAKE SURE YOU HUMILIATE HER AND CUM IN HER EYE,, INSIDE HER FUCKIN EYE WITH OUT ASKING HER IF SHE AGREE TO IT,, JUST HUMILIATION AND BE GONE

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Re: A married woman wants to give me a "job"
« Reply #92 on: September 20, 2011, 11:41:17 PM »

Why does this remind me of the movie "Slingblade?"
Hahaha


"moral of the story", should be a new Getbig meme

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Re: A married woman wants to give me a "job"
« Reply #93 on: September 21, 2011, 12:13:46 AM »
married whores,, i fuckiug hate those,, they are the lowest of the lowest,, this is so insulting and so hurtful for the fella they are married to,, you got to be one cold hearted whore to do this to your husband i dont care how big his cock is and if he cant fuck you because he is too busy ,, go buy a fuckin dildo and use it and or do whatever it takes to make hubby horney for you ,, dont go cheat,, cheating women are ALWAYS ALWAYS THE WORST WORST WHORES THERE ARE ,,THEY ARE SO FUCKED IN THE HEAD THEY ARE SO COLD THAT AT THE END THEY SCREW UP BOTH THE FELLA WHO FUCK THEM AND THEIR OWN HUBBY MENTALY AND END UP DIVORCE WITH COUPLE POOR KIDS ,,

THE KIDS ARE USUALY FROM 2-3 DIFF HUBBYS,,

THEY ARE WHORES STAY AWAY !

AND IF! YOU FUCK MAKE SURE YOU HUMILIATE HER AND CUM IN HER EYE,, INSIDE HER FUCKIN EYE WITH OUT ASKING HER IF SHE AGREE TO IT,, JUST HUMILIATION AND BE GONE

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haha you are the best  :D

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Re: A married woman wants to give me a "job"
« Reply #94 on: September 21, 2011, 07:19:18 AM »
If that married women cheats with you she should get stoned to death for commiting adultery and you should get ten lashings to the buttocks.

A simple "Duh-huh-hur!!" would go perfectly under your Big Tony avatar!

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Re: A married woman wants to give me a "job"
« Reply #95 on: September 21, 2011, 07:23:57 AM »
Thats what stopped me and that I didnt have a long term get away plan....lol

Did you sell the Can-Am Spyder?????????????????

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Re: A married woman wants to give me a "job"
« Reply #96 on: September 21, 2011, 07:27:42 AM »
Those on here spouting that it never ends well or heard a story about... watch wayyyy too much TV and lifetime movies.  The fact is women are 100 times better at hiding their affairs then men are.  I've met married women, fucked them, got blow jobs and that was that.  No bad follow up, no karma, nothing.  The key each time was I fucked and then walked.  Never stuck around , nothing.  Only once there was this hot married oldie that I pounded a couple times, who then called me to tell me she loved me.  That shit was weird.  I simply told her that I cannot feel the same way and never talked to her again.  Sure she could have went ape shit and tried coming after me but didn't.  Only in movies does the bitch get all whaky and such.

Answer this question.  Why is it when a husband finds out his wife cheated goes after the guy she fucked and not kill her instead?  She is the cheating whore.

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Re: A married woman wants to give me a "job"
« Reply #97 on: September 21, 2011, 07:29:19 AM »
Did you sell the Can-Am Spyder?????????????????

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That's a bad m'fer right there

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Re: A married woman wants to give me a "job"
« Reply #98 on: September 21, 2011, 08:03:16 AM »


Lee Priest looking solid right there.

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Re: A married woman wants to give me a "job"
« Reply #99 on: September 21, 2011, 08:05:49 AM »
Don't monkey with another monkey's monkey.