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bradistani

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would you let a hot chick fart in your face ?
« on: September 21, 2011, 06:32:48 PM »
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Re: would you let a hot chick fart in your face ?
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2011, 06:38:21 PM »
fuck no  ???
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Wiggs

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Re: would you let a hot chick fart in your face ?
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2011, 07:16:26 PM »
Fuck no...Id lose my erection and probably instinctively punch, push, kick or throw her.
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Re: would you let a hot chick fart in your face ?
« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2011, 07:20:00 PM »
Oh and btw, howard would hot or not...fucking weirdo....
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Re: would you let a hot chick fart in your face ?
« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2011, 07:32:08 PM »
hell no that's gross, Not to say I wouldn't let her sit on my face though. 8)
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Re: would you let a hot chick fart in your face ?
« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2011, 09:38:21 PM »

Not in my face, but one of the hottest chicks I ever went out with surprised me with a 'Dutch oven' once. 

Did crush. Hard.
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Re: would you let a hot chick fart in your face ?
« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2011, 09:52:43 PM »
No :-X
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Palpatine Q

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Re: would you let a hot chick fart in your face ?
« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2011, 11:09:49 PM »
Quote from: Tre on September 21, 2011, 09:38:21 PM
Not in my face, but one of the hottest chicks I ever went out with surprised me with a 'Dutch oven' once. 

Did crush. Hard.


Same thing happened to me, with that girl from a few years ago with the amazing tits that i posted pics of...she was wasted and i was going down on her, and.....BWARP !!!!! a noxious, stinky hot fart, right into my nose. I recoiled in horror..it was disgusting. I can smell it right now just thinking about it.  UGH  :P :-X
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Re: would you let a hot chick fart in your face ?
« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2011, 11:25:11 PM »
Quote from: Groink on September 21, 2011, 11:09:49 PM
Same thing happened to me, with that girl from a few years ago with the amazing tits that i posted pics of...she was wasted and i was going down on her, and.....BWARP !!!!! a noxious, stinky hot fart, right into my nose. I recoiled in horror..it was disgusting. I can smell it right now just thinking about it.  UGH  :P :-X

Lol..."recoiled in horror"
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Re: would you let a hot chick fart in your face ?
« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2011, 11:53:50 PM »
Quote from: Wiggs on September 21, 2011, 11:25:11 PM
Lol..."recoiled in horror"

Dude...i jumped like 19 feet in the air like i got hit with 220 volts...I was like "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT !!!???!!!"  my whole face was contaminated with fart molecules for days, I felt the fart hit my face
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Re: would you let a hot chick fart in your face ?
« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2011, 11:57:05 PM »
 ;D
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Re: would you let a hot chick fart in your face ?
« Reply #11 on: September 22, 2011, 12:08:54 AM »
Quote from: Meso_z on September 21, 2011, 11:57:05 PM
;D

I saw her asshole open up and flap as she farted  :P
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Re: would you let a hot chick fart in your face ?
« Reply #12 on: September 22, 2011, 12:27:09 AM »
Quote from: Groink on September 22, 2011, 12:08:54 AM
I saw her asshole open up and flap as she farted  :P

Did she realized what she did or was she that drunk?
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Re: would you let a hot chick fart in your face ?
« Reply #13 on: September 22, 2011, 12:28:47 AM »
Quote from: Wiggs on September 22, 2011, 12:27:09 AM
Did she realized what she did or was she that drunk?

She laughed....after I got done sanding my face, so did I  ;D

I got Pwned
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Re: would you let a hot chick fart in your face ?
« Reply #14 on: September 22, 2011, 02:58:07 AM »
Quote from: Wiggs on September 21, 2011, 07:20:00 PM
Oh and btw, howard would hot or not...fucking weirdo....

LOL
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Re: would you let a hot chick fart in your face ?
« Reply #15 on: September 22, 2011, 05:09:53 AM »
Hahahaha "fart molecules" and "asshole flapping" Hahahahahah!!!! Good story bro.
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Re: would you let a hot chick fart in your face ?
« Reply #16 on: September 22, 2011, 05:24:37 AM »
I'm very ambivalent right now, it's disgusting but still a DUTCH oven... :-X

On the other hand I wouldn't have any problems at all farting lots of people in the face myself, just look at my webadress...
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