but i never had a pregnant belly like you even at my shittest shape ever.. and when your were 270 pounds or whatever no body believed you were natural.. i myself didnt care a lot but now after your admitted your current roids usage i am sure you were not a lifetime natural even if you were off your drugs for a while.. i dont buy that someone who were natural all his life all of a sudden at the old age of 46 started to take roids 
I really don't care what you believe and you are fatter now than I ever was.
your waist is wider than your shoulders you fat bastard....
here's some advice...stop bitching and whining, and trying to argue that you aren't a fat fuck(when everyone can clearly see that you ARE).....and do something about it
and on that note...I'm outta here....time to have some sex with the GF....later chubby