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Photographic proof Nick Cage is 150 year old vampire
« on: September 24, 2011, 05:49:19 PM »
This is from 1870  :o  :o  :o  ???  ???  ???
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Re: Photographic proof Nick Cage is 150 year old vampire
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2011, 05:51:51 PM »
Vampires don't show up in pictures...duh!?!
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Re: Photographic proof Nick Cage is 150 year old vampire
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2011, 05:51:57 PM »
Back of the skull is pointed up towards the left corner of the photograph while the face is looking straight forward....

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Re: Photographic proof Nick Cage is 150 year old vampire
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2011, 05:52:36 PM »
Quote from: lovemonkey on September 24, 2011, 05:51:57 PM
Back of the skull is pointed up towards the left corner of the photograph while the face is looking straight forward....

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some dude was trying to sell it one eBay for $1 Million lol
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Re: Photographic proof Nick Cage is 150 year old vampire
« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2011, 05:52:57 PM »
Quote from: lovemonkey on September 24, 2011, 05:51:57 PM
Back of the skull is pointed up towards the left corner of the photograph while the face is looking straight forward....

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Picasso's dream model.
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Re: Photographic proof Nick Cage is 150 year old vampire
« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2011, 06:04:05 PM »
Quote from: lovemonkey on September 24, 2011, 05:51:57 PM
Back of the skull is pointed up towards the left corner of the photograph while the face is looking straight forward....

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The guy selling this obviously didn't think about how the face and ears must line up.
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Re: Photographic proof Nick Cage is 150 year old vampire
« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2011, 06:04:30 PM »
He is a Highlander actually his real name is Nicolas McCage
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Re: Photographic proof Nick Cage is 150 year old vampire
« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2011, 06:04:38 PM »
Quote from: GangstaLean on September 24, 2011, 06:04:05 PM
The guy selling this obviously didn't think about how the face and ears must line up.

Obviously not a great photoshop.
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Re: Photographic proof Nick Cage is 150 year old vampire
« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2011, 06:10:22 PM »
Quote from: berblexer on September 24, 2011, 06:04:30 PM
He is a Highlander actually his real name is Nicolas McCage
LMAO. There canbe only one... bankrupt horrible actor with a massive receading hair line.
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Re: Photographic proof Nick Cage is 150 year old vampire
« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2011, 06:11:09 PM »
Quote from: quadzilla456 on September 24, 2011, 05:52:57 PM
Picasso's dream model.
Picasso's dream model would be a woman who was in a car wreck.
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Re: Photographic proof Nick Cage is 150 year old vampire
« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2011, 06:13:57 PM »
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Re: Photographic proof Nick Cage is 150 year old vampire
« Reply #11 on: September 24, 2011, 06:20:38 PM »
Quote from: NarcissisticDeity on September 24, 2011, 06:13:57 PM
lmao that didn't take long

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Nicolas-Cage-Vampire-Photo-1870-Tennessee-/260821098271?pt=Art_Photo_Images&hash=item3cba261f1f#ht_2021wt_1074
Furthermore the pic would have to be on those glass plane things, that's what they all were on back then.
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Re: Photographic proof Nick Cage is 150 year old vampire
« Reply #12 on: September 24, 2011, 06:23:06 PM »
Quote from: GangstaLean on September 24, 2011, 06:11:09 PM
Picasso's dream model would be a woman who was in a car wreck.
True, but Picasso would get a boner for this one.
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Re: Photographic proof Nick Cage is 150 year old vampire
« Reply #13 on: September 24, 2011, 06:43:09 PM »
Quote from: quadzilla456 on September 24, 2011, 06:23:06 PM
True, but Picasso would get a boner for this one.
He would get a boner at a Rubix Cube...use it as his muse, make love to it, but never marry it.
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Re: Photographic proof Nick Cage is 150 year old vampire
« Reply #14 on: September 24, 2011, 06:49:26 PM »
monster symmetry
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Re: Photographic proof Nick Cage is 150 year old vampire
« Reply #15 on: September 24, 2011, 10:46:57 PM »
Quote from: lovemonkey on September 24, 2011, 05:51:57 PM
Back of the skull is pointed up towards the left corner of the photograph while the face is looking straight forward....

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Must be a vampire thing...


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Re: Photographic proof Nick Cage is 150 year old vampire
« Reply #16 on: September 24, 2011, 11:19:25 PM »
Quote from: GangstaLean on September 24, 2011, 06:20:38 PM
Furthermore the pic would have to be on those glass plane things, that's what they all were on back then.


Some of the old Westerns refer to photographs as "tintypes," since they are supposed to represent what the technology was around the 1870's.



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Re: Photographic proof Nick Cage is 150 year old vampire
« Reply #17 on: September 24, 2011, 11:44:07 PM »
It's not uncommon to find 19th century photos of individuals resembling Nicholas Cage. :P
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Re: Photographic proof Nick Cage is 150 year old vampire
« Reply #18 on: December 02, 2011, 03:09:11 PM »
In the movie "Valley Girl" starring N.Cage, there's a quick shot of him without a shirt on while at the beach. Whats weird is that his chest hair is shaved to represent the letter V. This movie is from the 80's and people thought the chest hair shaven thing was weird. Could the shaved V represent Vampire? Or was it a representation of the (Illuminati) triangle only in upside down form? Some claim something to do with superman... hmmm
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Re: Photographic proof Nick Cage is 150 year old vampire
« Reply #19 on: December 02, 2011, 03:14:13 PM »
Quote from: RJ DRIVER on September 24, 2011, 05:51:51 PM
Vampires don't show up in pictures...duh!?!

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Re: Photographic proof Nick Cage is 150 year old vampire
« Reply #20 on: December 02, 2011, 10:24:59 PM »
Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on December 02, 2011, 03:09:11 PM
In the movie "Valley Girl" starring N.Cage, there's a quick shot of him without a shirt on while at the beach. Whats weird is that his chest hair is shaved to represent the letter V. This movie is from the 80's and people thought the chest hair shaven thing was weird. Could the shaved V represent Vampire? Or was it a representation of the (Illuminati) triangle only in upside down form? Some claim something to do with superman... hmmm

Are you saying Nickolaus Cage is a strange visitor from another planet, and named his child after his real father?
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Re: Photographic proof Nick Cage is 150 year old vampire
« Reply #21 on: December 02, 2011, 10:39:39 PM »
Quote from: The Grim Lifter on December 02, 2011, 10:24:59 PM
Are you saying Nickolaus Cage is a strange visitor from another planet, and named his child after his real father?

I may or may not being saying that. But I'm also saying that Big Ach has only been in contest shape a couple of times...2004 being his last time and I feel that he has let himself go to the point that he may be severly obsese.
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Re: Photographic proof Nick Cage is 150 year old vampire
« Reply #22 on: December 03, 2011, 04:17:33 AM »
This vampire is even older....
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