Did you ever fuck a fitness chick ?

[ChopperRider]

    

[The Wizard of Truth]

you ever had a friend do 160-165lb natural show of fitness like the male physiqe? 5'10 5'11...
could you imagine yourself fucking him? this is pretty much
its not as good as you think,, much better to fuck regular girl out there,, much more feminine,, trust me on that...when they make up come off,, actualyu even with make up! regular girl is MUCH better fuck and ofcourse relashionship is a no no with fitness girls,,

gh15 approved

The part about the relationship being impossible is correct, was seeing one in the last, two of us were nuts and a relationship needs at least one normal person. When the relationship was good it was the best but when it was bad (5days a wk) it was impossible. We were crazy about eachother but were way too similar personality wise

[240 is Back]

Neck stubble and protein farts.

you just gave me tingles brah

[apply85]

you ever had a friend do 160-165lb natural show of fitness like the male physiqe? 5'10 5'11...
could you imagine yourself fucking him? this is pretty much fitness girl ,,

they never have tits,, unless bought ,, they always always have fake nails ...you know the drill ...2 inch square tip french manicure always shinwy finish always fake,, they always have tann,, they always have low low self esteem ,, and they always ALWAYS feel big,, what do i mean by big? almost like they were meant to be chubb chubbs or chunks chunks but due to drugs and working out...they remain in the 130lb zone,,

its not as good as you think,, much better to fuck regular girl out there,, much more feminine,, trust me on that...when they make up come off,, actualyu even with make up! regular girl is MUCH better fuck and ofcourse relashionship is a no no with fitness girls,,

gh15 approved

So u r saying not as good as fucking a 250 lb pro?

[galain]

I didn't even manage to get past our first date to get her in bed. Great looking girl, but holy God...our whole dinner conversation was

"Do you think my new extensions would have been better if they were dark? I think the blonde makes my face look too round"
"What do you think about this colour for my nails?"
"Hang on - I just need to take this call..."
"Cool - sorry. I have like, sooooo many people trying to contact me all the time. Oh - hang on - I just need to text someone"
"How many calories does that have?
"Oh - sorry - this call is really important..."
"I don't know if I should have the regular portion or the smaller portion. Fish makes me bloat"
(to the waiter) - "Can you tell the chef to cook it without any fat at all please. That's right - absolutely NO FAT."
"I'm just going to text...." (at which point I told her to turn the fucking phone off)
"Oh my God, I can't believe you just told me to turn my phone off. How disrespectful! Do you have any idea how many people try and contact me?"
(pouts - silence thank God)
dinner comes - she tries her fish
"Uurrgh - this doesn't taste like anything at all! I can't eat this."
Me - "You asked them to cook the thing without any fat! What did you think it was going to taste like?"

and and and - one of the longest fucking evenings of my entire life.

I'm convinced she would have kept talking had we made it to the bedroom ..."do you think my pussy looks fat?....."

[Palpatine Q]

Dated a Miss galaxy competitor.....holy fuck, you guys think i have a big ego.......I was Gandhi compared to this chick.

The day I left her i wake up and she's staring in the mirror at herself...like not trying to hide it or anything, and she says..."you know...you are so lucky, I really am perfect".

"yeah...that's great and all.....but we need to talk" 

[Meso_z]

I have couple approach me in the gym daily and i avoid them like tha plague...

their breath smells like boiled broccoli...shitty.

[Siimply]

Galain and Groink you made me smile with your stories haha

Meso_Z even for ONS (one night stands) you reject them ? They must have a really bad breath 

[BIG_STI]

Dated a Miss galaxy competitor.....holy fuck, you guys think i have a big ego.......I was Gandhi compared to this chick.

The day I left her i wake up and she's staring in the mirror at herself...like not trying to hide it or anything, and she says..."you know...you are so lucky, I really am perfect".

"yeah...that's great and all.....but we need to talk" 

LOL good shit

[Marty Champions]

   

best gif ever

[gib]

I only fucked one in my life. Was a one night stand, and I did her 4 times (blew in her the 4th time). She was unbelievable physically, and sexually. I have not done one since then though.

[johnnynoname]

I've had sex with one female bodybuilder and.....it's not even funny how insecure those bitches are

all the fitness chicks won't bang me because I don't have any drug hook ups....btw, that's not a joke...that's the truth

[WillGrant]

all the fitness chicks won't bang me because I don't have any drug hook ups....btw, that's not a joke...that's the truth

Can you lie and tell them you can so you can get nude pics of them for us 

[gib]

I've had sex with one female bodybuilder and.....it's not even funny how insecure those bitches are

all the fitness chicks won't bang me because I don't have any drug hook ups....btw, that's not a joke...that's the truth

What drugs? Coke? Or anabolics?

[johnnynoname]

Can you lie and tell them you can so you can get nude pics of them for us 

Note to self: start lying to women more than usual

What drugs? Coke? Or anabolics?

Painkillers for some strange reason

it's like, I've seen the way you workout honey and I don't see anything that warrants enough Vicadin to make Bob Sapp OD

[johnnynoname]

....oh yeah and they want coke as well but it's like they can get that from anyone

[bradistani]

i'd pay good money to pound ms. dettwiller

[DroppingPlates]

Instructive anecdotes in this tread 

[Borracho]

....oh yeah and they want coke as well but it's like they can get that from anyone

Filthy whores just want it for free. They will put out for it though.

[Palpatine Q]

Eerily similar date.
We went out for sushi, to one of the nicest places on the East Coast.  I know the owner well, and he says hello to me in Japanese.
We sit down, and I order a pot of green tea.  She asks me if there is any sugar in the tea, to which I reply "No, it's hot green tea."  She then asks the waitress who is full blown Japanese, and barely speaks English, but knows enough English to know what you mean when you say "hand roll".  She then speaks louder to the waitress to make sure that there is no sugar in the tea.  Yeah, because speaking more loudly will make her understand a language she doesn't speak.
This place is authentic as it gets, and the stupid broad orders brown rice (which they don't have).  She then orders sashimi intead of sushi, because white rice is "bad for you".  She didn't stop talking at all throughout the entire meal.
Get this, she told me she did 2 hours of cardio every day.  She was so fucking annoying that the table next to us started staring at us. 
Actually answered her phone when her best friend called, to tell her what an awesome time she was having.
I asked her if we were on the same date when she hung up.
She kept calling me "baby", like a fucking stripper.
Finally, out of desperation, I bring up sex, and start to speak in the most vile manner I know.  This is when things got better, much better, because she revealed what an americano whore she was.
She tells me how her ex boyfriend used to work out and look hot, but that he didn't have her sex drive because he stopped working out and smoked weed all the time. 
"So, you like sex?"
Her:  "Hell yes.  I LOOOVE sex.  I hate foreplay though.  I just like to get fucked, I don't want a man going down on me."
"We are a match made in heaven.  What are you thoughts on anal?"
Her:  "You are going to have to get me really drunk for that."
Me:  "I've got a second bottle of wine right here."

She should have just screamed her own name.  I saw her at the gym from time to time after that, and she would talk a lot of shit on me, and tell girls not to talk to me, because I just use girls.
This got back to me, and I told her that I only use girls like her, that cannot under any circumstances be taken seriously.
Like JNN said though, I found out this girl loved her some painkillers, booze and coke.
She was using clenbuterol at the time, and told me she didn't realize that it wasn't over the counter. 

HAHAHAAHAAHAAHAAAHAHAAHA HAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa

GREAT story.....that had me laughing, and it rang SO true 

[BiGHer]

I've had sex with one female bodybuilder and.....it's not even funny how insecure those bitches are

all the fitness chicks won't bang me because I don't have any drug hook ups....btw, that's not a joke...that's the truth

SO TRUE... Here's a story:

I met a bikini competitor while working at an expo once... we exchanged #'s because she wanted to get involved in working in the industry and I was being polite.  We never spoke and 2 months later she hits me up out of the blue!  I live in NY and she lives in PA.  After some BS text conversation for a cpl days, she messages me a cell phone video of her dildo'ing herself and asks me what I think about it lol.  1 week later she comes to NY because her mothers sister was having a party or something.  She decides to take a day away from this family function only to hop on a train for 2 hours and come see me.  After meeting her at the train station and heading back to my apt, I go to the bathroom.  when I walk out of the bathroom she is laying on my bed in black underwear.  We proceed to fuck for basically the enitre day only taking breaks to eat and for a cpl hours to go to the gym.  She leaves that night and I have still never seen her in person again.  However, her first question via text after she left that night was "Do you have any connections for Anavar?"  I laughed and told her no... she then asks "Are you friends with any photographers in NY who would do a free shoot for me?"  I again laugh and say no... Yes, that was basically the last time I ever heard from her hahahaha.

[m8]

   

she wants the cock 

[DroppingPlates]

she wants the cock 

her ass is screaming for it

[bradistani]

SO TRUE... Here's a story:

I met a bikini competitor while working at an expo once... we exchanged #'s because she wanted to get involved in working in the industry and I was being polite.  We never spoke and 2 months later she hits me up out of the blue!  I live in NY and she lives in PA.  After some BS text conversation for a cpl days, she messages me a cell phone video of her dildo'ing herself and asks me what I think about it lol.  1 week later she comes to NY because her mothers sister was having a party or something.  She decides to take a day away from this family function only to hop on a train for 2 hours and come see me.  After meeting her at the train station and heading back to my apt, I go to the bathroom.  when I walk out of the bathroom she is laying on my bed in black underwear.  We proceed to fuck for basically the enitre day only taking breaks to eat and for a cpl hours to go to the gym.  She leaves that night and I have still never seen her in person again.  However, her first question via text after she left that night was "Do you have any connections for Anavar?"  I laughed and told her no... she then asks "Are you friends with any photographers in NY who would do a free shoot for me?"  I again laugh and say no... Yes, that was basically the last time I ever heard from her hahahaha.

lol, i got hard reading that...   

[Hulkotron]

Lot of great stories in this thread lol.