Author Topic: Would you hit it? (Read 37783 times)

Borracho · « **Reply #50 on:** September 26, 2011, 09:37:30 AM »

Shes got one of those bodies that looks better in clothes. $:-\$

BiGHer · « **Reply #51 on:** September 26, 2011, 09:39:11 AM »

Of course... Not debateable...

Sam · « **Reply #52 on:** September 26, 2011, 09:41:03 AM »

I have to say her legs look fuckin awful in this shot - totally shapeless.

funk51 · « **Reply #53 on:** September 26, 2011, 09:41:14 AM »

Quote from: bradistani on September 26, 2011, 08:59:08 AM

definately , DEFINATELY.

m8 · « **Reply #54 on:** September 26, 2011, 09:41:52 AM »

lighting and angles, her face would probably look horrible irl. Butterface.

Fortress · « **Reply #55 on:** September 26, 2011, 09:43:48 AM »

Somewhat pretty face, great hair and crud body.

Her arse totally grosses me out. In every way.

Nails · « **Reply #56 on:** September 26, 2011, 09:44:29 AM »

The only one getting fuckedd in this deal is Kris

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/news/kim-and-kris-hot-stuff-201196

SIMP - SUCKA - SIMP - SUCKA - SIMP - SUCKA - SIMP - SUCKA - SIMP - SUCKA - SIMP - SUCKA -

Keeping up with the accounting!

Kim Kardashian is safeguarding her savings before saying "I do" to fiance Kris Humphries. "Her mom, Kris Jenner, drew up the contracts," a source tells Us Weekly.

"Kim's Beverly Hills home and all of her assets are protected," the insider says of Kardashian, 30, who Forbes estimates made $12 million in 2010.

"Additionally, she keeps anything she earns during the marriage."

The groom-to-be, 26 (who makes $3.2 million a year as a New Jersey Nets forward), seems cool with the contract's terms.

"He does not receive anything if the marriage fails," continues the source. (The pair dated for 6 months before Humphries proposed with a 20.5 carat ring.) "He agreed to that. He's not worried."

dr.chimps · « **Reply #57 on:** September 26, 2011, 09:46:49 AM »

I can only imagine the library in their house.

Wiggs · « **Reply #58 on:** September 26, 2011, 09:53:00 AM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on September 26, 2011, 09:46:49 AM

I can only imagine the library in their house.

Haha...

bradistani · « **Reply #59 on:** September 26, 2011, 09:55:40 AM »

Quote from: Nails on September 26, 2011, 09:44:29 AM

The only one getting fuckedd in this deal is Kris

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/news/kim-and-kris-hot-stuff-201196

SIMP - SUCKA - SIMP - SUCKA - SIMP - SUCKA - SIMP - SUCKA - SIMP - SUCKA - SIMP - SUCKA -

Keeping up with the accounting!

Kim Kardashian is safeguarding her savings before saying "I do" to fiance Kris Humphries. "Her mom, Kris Jenner, drew up the contracts," a source tells Us Weekly.

"Kim's Beverly Hills home and all of her assets are protected," the insider says of Kardashian, 30, who Forbes estimates made $12 million in 2010.

"Additionally, she keeps anything she earns during the marriage."

The groom-to-be, 26 (who makes $3.2 million a year as a New Jersey Nets forward), seems cool with the contract's terms.

"He does not receive anything if the marriage fails," continues the source. (The pair dated for 6 months before Humphries proposed with a 20.5 carat ring.) "He agreed to that. He's not worried."

well, he's not exactly short of a few bob is he ??

like i say.. i'd pound her summat chronic and enjoy any othere benefits that may come along like fucking her sisters and mother

JasonH · « **Reply #60 on:** September 26, 2011, 09:56:39 AM »

Quote from: Nails on September 26, 2011, 09:44:29 AM

The only one getting fuckedd in this deal is Kris

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/news/kim-and-kris-hot-stuff-201196

SIMP - SUCKA - SIMP - SUCKA - SIMP - SUCKA - SIMP - SUCKA - SIMP - SUCKA - SIMP - SUCKA -

Keeping up with the accounting!

Kim Kardashian is safeguarding her savings before saying "I do" to fiance Kris Humphries. "Her mom, Kris Jenner, drew up the contracts," a source tells Us Weekly.

"Kim's Beverly Hills home and all of her assets are protected," the insider says of Kardashian, 30, who Forbes estimates made $12 million in 2010.

"Additionally, she keeps anything she earns during the marriage."

The groom-to-be, 26 (who makes $3.2 million a year as a New Jersey Nets forward), seems cool with the contract's terms.

"He does not receive anything if the marriage fails," continues the source. (The pair dated for 6 months before Humphries proposed with a 20.5 carat ring.) "He agreed to that. He's not worried."

Why's he getting fucked over?

Okay, she's the major breadwinner at $12m a year, but he earns a fair amount too - enough to set himself up for life on his salary alone. It could be argued that she isn't going to receive a penny of his money either if they split. If I were him, I wouldn't be bothered either.

JasonH · « **Reply #61 on:** September 26, 2011, 09:58:06 AM »

Name please for "research" purposes.

Hulkotron · « **Reply #62 on:** September 26, 2011, 09:58:58 AM »

This guy makes like $3 million a year, pretty sure he'll be okay with or without Kim.

ChopperRider · « **Reply #63 on:** September 26, 2011, 10:00:49 AM »

I'd pass.....she isn't anything that you can't find in 1,000 shopping malls on a Saturday.

He is a fucking simp. I actually hope he pulls a "Tony Parker" on her.

Generation Nothingness.

Parker · « **Reply #64 on:** September 26, 2011, 10:01:09 AM »

Quote from: bradistani on September 26, 2011, 09:55:40 AM

well, he's not exactly short of a few bob is he ??

like i say.. i'd pound her summat chronic and enjoy any othere benefits that may come along like fucking her sisters and mother

The problem is, she is not (according to her vid) a good lay...she is a typical dead fish...just moans, in that "get it over with" type of way...she feels that you have to work it...anything harder than a slap on the ass would be considered deviant sexual behavior to her.

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #65 on:** September 26, 2011, 10:08:59 AM »

Quote from: bradistani on September 26, 2011, 08:59:08 AM

Hooters, hooters, yum, yum, yum. Hooters, hooters on a girl that's dumb

bradistani · « **Reply #66 on:** September 26, 2011, 10:16:48 AM »

very smashable

Nails · « **Reply #67 on:** September 26, 2011, 10:27:55 AM »

Quote from: JasonH on September 26, 2011, 09:56:39 AM

Why's he getting fucked over?

Okay, she's the major breadwinner at $12m a year, but he earns a fair amount too - enough to set himself up for life on his salary alone. It could be argued that she isn't going to receive a penny of his money either if they split. If I were him, I wouldn't be bothered either.

also added to the prenup was he couldn't take anything of hers, and if they divorced kim would take half his worth, and she can sell the rights/stories/anything that has to do with their marriage and he cant speak on it or get any money off what she sells her marriage for.

Its win win win for them

lose for him

Parker · « **Reply #68 on:** September 26, 2011, 10:28:21 AM »

Quote from: bradistani on September 26, 2011, 10:16:48 AM

very smashable

That be her...
Ohhh man, I'd go Digimon on her...

TrueGrit · « **Reply #69 on:** September 26, 2011, 10:29:15 AM »

This has been mesmerising me

Nails · « **Reply #70 on:** September 26, 2011, 10:31:49 AM »

How much damage you think Kim can do to his bank account in a matter of a year?

For some reason i dont think she will be reaching in her purse for her credit cards, but rather kris cards first

Parker · « **Reply #71 on:** September 26, 2011, 10:32:03 AM »

Quote from: Nails on September 26, 2011, 10:27:55 AM

also added to the prenup was he couldn't take anything of hers, and if they divorced kim would take half his worth, and she can sell the rights/stories/anything that has to do with their marriage and he cant speak on it or get any money off what she sells her marriage for.

Its win win win for them

lose for him

That's not a marriage, it's a probation sentence.

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #72 on:** September 26, 2011, 10:40:32 AM »

C'mon Brad, you highly overrate her $:-\$

Soul Crusher · « **Reply #73 on:** September 26, 2011, 10:41:59 AM »

Marrying something like that is a road to ruin.

TrueGrit · « **Reply #74 on:** September 26, 2011, 10:43:09 AM »

Quote from: StanZoLOL on September 26, 2011, 09:35:09 AM

Could those photos look any more staged?

All fake