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Re: i wish i was her sham husband...!
« Reply #75 on: September 26, 2011, 10:46:12 AM »

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Re: i wish i was her sham husband...!
« Reply #76 on: September 26, 2011, 10:46:43 AM »
you know he banged wilder tail in his single days as an NBA scrub.

He gonna get bored quick, being a prop.  But she needed to make herself relevant again for a while.

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Re: i wish i was her sham husband...!
« Reply #77 on: September 26, 2011, 10:50:22 AM »
Somewhat pretty face, great hair and crud body.

Her arse totally grosses me out. In every way.

I agree 100%, her ass does not do it for me

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Re: i wish i was her sham husband...!
« Reply #78 on: September 26, 2011, 10:50:45 AM »
cos i'd never stop fucking her  :P

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Love how her "HUSBAND" (simp)   would allow "kim's Mom" (pimp) to release a picture of her asshole up in the air for their honeymoon.

Marriage is done, he even excepts that her and her family are whores

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Re: would you smash it?
« Reply #79 on: September 26, 2011, 10:51:22 AM »

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Re: i wish i was her sham husband...!
« Reply #80 on: September 26, 2011, 11:27:35 AM »


i dont get what the attraction is with this broad- pretty face but god damn shes going to explode if she goes on a twinkie binge.

inside of her you can just see a 300 pound woman screaming to get out.
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Would you pop it....?
« Reply #81 on: September 26, 2011, 11:37:12 AM »
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Re: Would you pop it....?
« Reply #82 on: September 26, 2011, 11:38:04 AM »
I would give "Beth" a go.  Most around here would probably prefer "Harold".

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Re: i wish i was her sham husband...!
« Reply #83 on: September 26, 2011, 12:34:47 PM »
let's see how her natural beauty last while she ages, considering her face is all surgery and make up and her body is average.

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Re: i wish i was her sham husband...!
« Reply #84 on: September 26, 2011, 12:46:04 PM »
trust me as a fellow tall man , i have a gut feeling hes not happy fucking her because shes too damn short

the problem with us tall fellows is that it very hard to stay satisfied with a short woman unless that short woman has a small 18 year old body..
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Re: i wish i was her sham husband...!
« Reply #85 on: September 26, 2011, 01:22:42 PM »

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Re: i wish i was her sham husband...!
« Reply #86 on: September 26, 2011, 01:28:53 PM »

also added to the prenup was he couldn't take anything of hers, and if they divorced kim would take half his worth, and she can sell the rights/stories/anything that has to do with their marriage and he cant speak on it or get any money off what she sells her marriage for.

Its win win win for them

lose for him

Tell me that's BS. What a kunt. Pots of money and she's still ready to take half his cash and profit from their spilt when (not if) it happens.

Some women are unbelievable.  >:(

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Re: i wish i was her sham husband...!
« Reply #87 on: September 26, 2011, 01:50:57 PM »
Somewhat pretty face, great hair and crud body.

Her arse totally grosses me out. In every way.

No shit I see better looking 40 year olds at the mall here in SoCal.  She is so overrated.  Fuck my neighbor has a 10x better banging body than that dumpster slut.

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Re: i wish i was her sham husband...!
« Reply #88 on: September 26, 2011, 01:53:48 PM »
I'd take this chick over her any day of the week!!



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« Reply #89 on: September 26, 2011, 01:56:58 PM »
She's in the same category as the likes of Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore. They have two looks "definitely hit-able" and "jesus h-christ how did i ever think i'd hit that". It puzzles me.

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Re: i wish i was her sham husband...!
« Reply #90 on: September 26, 2011, 01:57:01 PM »
my only hope in life is that some psycho decides to copycat stuff from the "SAW" movies and she will become a victim

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Re: i wish i was her sham husband...!
« Reply #91 on: September 26, 2011, 02:00:22 PM »


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Re: Kirsten Dunst is laid bare in - Melancholia
« Reply #92 on: September 26, 2011, 02:55:14 PM »
i quite like her 'bring it on' film  8)

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Re: i wish i was her sham husband...!
« Reply #93 on: September 26, 2011, 02:59:46 PM »
C'mon Brad, you highly overrate her  :-\

yeah, she's pretty sexy though.. mind you, reading the details of her 'marriage' arrangements puts her in a slightly less favourable light..

man, what a fucking family  :-\  they make jordan and peter andre look like romeo and juliet  :o

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Re: i wish i was her sham husband...!
« Reply #94 on: September 26, 2011, 03:06:42 PM »
yeah, she's pretty sexy though.. mind you, reading the details of her 'marriage' arrangements puts her in a slightly less favourable light..

man, what a fucking family  :-\  they make jordan and peter andre look like romeo and juliet  :o

You realise only about 4 people on this forum know who Jordan and Peter Andre are right

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Re: i wish i was her sham husband...!
« Reply #95 on: September 26, 2011, 03:11:23 PM »
I'd take this chick over her any day of the week!!




that chick rules, i love how skin tight thin material pants are very mainstream for young hoes nowadays
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Re: i wish i was her sham husband...!
« Reply #96 on: September 26, 2011, 03:16:34 PM »
You realise only about 4 people on this forum know who Jordan and Peter Andre are right

How dare you disrespect Peter Andre

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Re: i wish i was her sham husband...!
« Reply #97 on: September 26, 2011, 03:19:51 PM »
You realise only about 4 people on this forum know who Jordan and Peter Andre are right


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Re: i wish i was her sham husband...!
« Reply #98 on: September 26, 2011, 03:21:27 PM »
my only hope in life is that some psycho decides to copycat stuff from the "SAW" movies and she will become a victim

haveyou ever cranked one out during the bleed out scene of the naked chick in Hostel 2?





Um, me neither.

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Re: i wish i was her sham husband...!
« Reply #99 on: September 26, 2011, 03:27:36 PM »
yeah, she's pretty sexy though.. mind you, reading the details of her 'marriage' arrangements puts her in a slightly less favourable light..

man, what a fucking family  :-\  they make jordan and peter andre look like romeo and juliet  :o

LOL, I've got to admit that those Mudsharkistans are innovative business folks.

Jordan is even a bigger whore than Kim, and proud of it. Andre must be happy that he can live a normal life without her, too bad they have kids.