Listen,
You're a good looking guy, no doubt about it.
I could see myself bruising your inner rectum and making you scream like a savage Mexican who has been deprived of alcohol for well over a week.
That being understood, there is
NO REASON for you to have a woman that is this hideous (See creature below) grope you from behind. Listen, I'm sure I know enough gay men that are way prettier than that "thing" who would be willing to not simply grope you for a picture, but possibly penetrate.

PM me for details..
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