That's a joke. That is a nightmare if anything, especially with that Twink's body. A much better dream worth living is 6% bf at 250 lb, hard, dry and ripped all year round, and jet setting from hotel room to hotel room to engage in posing sessions making some real bank, and then once a year donning the glitter thong to take that title.
That is one day what I aspire to be....you gotta crawl before you can walk though..

A written statement won't suffice. You know that a full set of glute shots are mandatory.
Let me keep hitting the lunges, maybe one day they'll be dialed in....
Looking good , as ever. Great that you decided to keep it natural.
Thanks man, I still plan on competing, I just have to have a long enough vacation to train properly for a competition, this vacation coming vacation I have 7 weeks, next one possibly..I need atleast 10 weeks to do this.
were you bartendiing in clubs or just typical local bars?
i always thought bartending looked like a fun job, is it really that fun or just fun for the "pretty" guys 
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I started bartending in college at college bars just for some extra cash, I really loved it, after I graduated college, I just stuck with it, moved up to some bigger night clubs, but also kept a gig a more of a pub as well just to have a balance, I was working 4 days a week, making more money then all of my college buddies who went to marketing firms working in cubicles 6 days a week, by 26 I already owned my own condo and 2 cars. It's all about the bars that you work at, if you work at a really good bar sky is the limit in terms of the $$$ you can pull in, most I ever made in one night $900, Halloween of 08. It's really not about the looks, I've worked with plenty of dudes who were just average guys, didn't work out and they made good money and got alot of women,it may sound funny, but it's more about the personality.