Where would I start?
And as far as the whole having kids thing, I, too, have zero interest in becoming a father. If my offspring suffered even a third of the amount I have, I'd be a SOB to bring him/her into the world.
I am not a fan of the human species or what's become of our global society.
If I had had a choice, I would have asked my parents not to have had me.
If not for my passions, weight training, music (my religion) and animals, I'd have checked out long ago. Serious.