I sharted one time In college. It was the next morning afte a heavy night of drinking. I went to the grocery store with a couple of my buddies. I farted and felt something squishy. I didn't realize what happend until I felt something wet on my shorts. I drove right back to the dorms thew out my boxers and hopped right in the shower.
The same I drunk was shit, first time getting drunk on rum, I ended up smoking weed as well and passed out on the toilet. My roommates had to drag me off the toilet, and put me to bed. Funny enough I woke up the next monring and had shat myself. Worst part was my best friend showed up for a surprise visit that very evening. I washed everything long before he showed up but was convinced it stunk like shit in my room. Turned out as you'd all know rum seeps through your pores and just made my room wreak of booze.
I don't think of it has shitting myself, If they had left me on the toilet I would of woke up and never known the difference.
