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Using a portable toilet is a harrowing experience at the best of times.

But one female festival-goer was given the shock of her life when she lifted the loo seat to discover a man hiding in the waste tank.

The woman was attending the Hanuman Yoga Festival in Boulder, Colorado, when she was caught short and forced to use one of the dreaded plastic loos.
She told police she dashed outside after noticing something moving inside the tank when she lifted the lid.

Believing there might be a person trapped she asked a man who was standing nearby to go in and check.
He confirmed that there was a man covered in a tarpaulin hiding inside the tank.

A few minutes later, he heard the door lock from the inside. A festival security man waited outside for several minutes before the man finally emerged.

According to festival officials, security tried to detain the man but he ran away, covered in feces.

e is described as a white male, about 20 years old, 6ft 4ins to 6ft 8ins tall, thin build, with short dark hair and wearing dark grey sweatpants and no shirt or shoes.

Witnesses say the suspect had several cuts on his back and legs. The suspect was also wearing leather bracelets on each wrist, officials said.

Police are trying to trace the man who is being sought on charges of criminal attempt to make unlawful sexual contact.

One witness told officers he believed the suspect uses the name 'Sky,' and that he may be a transient.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2006749/Man-hides-portable-toilet-Hanuman-Yoga-Festival.html

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Re: Woman lifts lid of portable toilet to discover man covered in feces
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2011, 12:06:23 PM »
Three months too late
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Re: Woman lifts lid of portable toilet to discover man covered in feces
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2011, 12:06:51 PM »
6'4 to 6'8 ;D a miraclein itself

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Re: Woman lifts lid of portable toilet to discover man covered in feces
« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2011, 12:26:10 PM »
Talk about having a shitty day...
I bet that woman was constipated with fear.

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Re: Woman lifts lid of portable toilet to discover man covered in feces
« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2011, 12:52:42 PM »
 Dudes with all those muscles paid crackhead $2 to stick head in toilet , she was ready to drink it too for another $2


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Re: Woman lifts lid of portable toilet to discover man covered in feces
« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2011, 12:55:50 PM »
Dudes with all those muscles paid crackhead $2 to stick head in toilet , she was ready to drink it too for another $2



And blacks wonder why they are in the position they are in.  Pathetic.  I don't find shit like that the least bit funny.  Bunch of dumb nigs. 

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Re: Woman lifts lid of portable toilet to discover man covered in feces
« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2011, 01:00:08 PM »



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Re: Woman lifts lid of portable toilet to discover man covered in feces
« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2011, 01:08:06 PM »
Think it was a getbigger ?

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Re: Woman lifts lid of portable toilet to discover man covered in feces
« Reply #8 on: October 03, 2011, 01:10:29 PM »
"He is described as a white male, about 20 years old, 6ft 4ins to 6ft 8ins tall, thin build, with short dark hair and wearing dark grey sweatpants and no shirt or shoes."


Has anyone seen Johnay Falconian today?

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Re: Woman lifts lid of portable toilet to discover man covered in feces
« Reply #9 on: October 03, 2011, 01:28:13 PM »
"He is described as a white male, about 20 years old, 6ft 4ins to 6ft 8ins tall, thin build, with short dark hair and wearing dark grey sweatpants and no shirt or shoes."


Has anyone seen Johnay Falconian today?

He doesn't eat animal products.....

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Re: Woman lifts lid of portable toilet to discover man covered in feces
« Reply #10 on: October 03, 2011, 01:32:34 PM »
He doesn't eat animal products.....

Maybe animal "by-products?"  I've never heard him speak on that.

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Re: Woman lifts lid of portable toilet to discover man covered in feces
« Reply #11 on: October 03, 2011, 01:33:25 PM »
BlackFlagRedStar has found a new past time ;D

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Re: Woman lifts lid of portable toilet to discover man covered in feces
« Reply #12 on: October 03, 2011, 01:33:48 PM »
Folks always hatin on a n.gga gettin steady ass.

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Re: Woman lifts lid of portable toilet to discover man covered in feces
« Reply #13 on: October 03, 2011, 01:37:54 PM »
Dudes with all those muscles paid crackhead $2 to stick head in toilet , she was ready to drink it too for another $2



notice the huge fucking rental houses these blacks live in notice all are jobless and straight up chillin
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Re: Woman lifts lid of portable toilet to discover man covered in feces
« Reply #14 on: October 03, 2011, 01:40:03 PM »
And blacks wonder why they are in the position they are in.  Pathetic.  I don't find shit like that the least bit funny.  Bunch of dumb nigs. 
There are retards in every race. Are you telling me no white person or spanish person would do that in the entire planet,

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Re: Woman lifts lid of portable toilet to discover man covered in feces
« Reply #15 on: October 03, 2011, 06:27:22 PM »
Dudes with all those muscles paid crackhead $2 to stick head in toilet , she was ready to drink it too for another $2



and yet her teeth are amazingly white !!

do you guys have whitener added to the water over there ?  ;D

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Re: Woman lifts lid of portable toilet to discover man covered in feces
« Reply #16 on: October 03, 2011, 06:37:03 PM »
you can imagine been down there an d laughing out loud as you look up and see her arsehole open wide as a violent blast of wind rips out,  parppppppppppppppppppppp ppp, followed by a torpedo shaped shit flying out and smacking you in the face.. followed by her letting out an audible 'ahhhhhhhhh'   ;D

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Re: Woman lifts lid of portable toilet to discover man covered in feces
« Reply #17 on: October 03, 2011, 07:13:31 PM »
I wonder if he got his dreams fullfilled and actually got someone with hardcore diarhia? In Sweden a few years ago there was a dude at festivals doing shit (duu) like this. He would hide and actually collect shit from diffrent people. He was“nt caught for years and got the nickname "The Shitman". He was around for a good 5 years or so before the police caught him. People would refuse to use these portable shitties and espcially women were afraid he would rape them or something. Anyway the secret came out after the police raided his house. His lifetime of shitcollection finally ended. They found shit from around 30 people in his fridge... He would also run after people and screaming and stuff like that, covered in shit and everything. If I remember correctly he would go so far that he would "warpaint" his face with some fresh shit before his "hunts". He was around in the 90:s. The golden years of bodybuilding.
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Re: Woman lifts lid of portable toilet to discover man covered in feces
« Reply #18 on: October 04, 2011, 04:24:05 PM »
you can imagine been down there an d laughing out loud as you look up and see her arsehole open wide as a violent blast of wind rips out,  parppppppppppppppppppppp ppp, followed by a torpedo shaped shit flying out and smacking you in the face.. followed by her letting out an audible 'ahhhhhhhhh'   ;D

would she cry rape ?
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Re: Woman lifts lid of portable toilet to discover man covered in feces
« Reply #19 on: October 06, 2011, 04:44:53 AM »
notice the huge fucking rental houses these blacks live in notice all are jobless and straight up chillin

So it couldn't have been a Sunday then?

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Re: Woman lifts lid of portable toilet to discover man covered in feces
« Reply #20 on: October 07, 2011, 08:15:08 AM »

White or Spanish?? What does this mean?

Spanish people are from Spain, Spain is in Europe, Spanish people are white.
In the west US and Canada when you say spanish people, everyone acknowledges it as a spanish speaking race, that is over 20 races and most are dark brown. If your from El salvador, you say I am spanish, If you are from Mexico, you say I am spanish, If you are from Cuba, you say I am spanish, I know proper term is hispanic and the term spanish refers to Spain, so a news reportor has to be politically correct, but in the real world it's not the way it works sorry

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Re: Woman lifts lid of portable toilet to discover man covered in feces
« Reply #21 on: October 07, 2011, 02:00:47 PM »
Fair enough, the PC patrol have gone that far, Im sure the Spanish from Spain appreciate being associated with these countries :P
lol, actually what's funny is I didn't even know that when you say Spanish, it means Spain untill about high school. I was born in Costa Rica but now live in Canada. All the hispanics around here would tell people they're Spanish, so I did the same when someone asked, I would say Spanish from Costa Rica, people around here still do that. Weird?

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Re: Woman lifts lid of portable toilet to discover man covered in feces
« Reply #22 on: October 07, 2011, 10:00:20 PM »
You have to marvel at the abilities of a 6ft 8 inch guy covered in shit being able to blend into a crowd to the extent that the police loses him...

... or does it say more about the crowd???