often times i feel that the sun is a window to heaven. or a massive orgy of spirits conjoining together into a ball of ecstacy.
Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes. Surely you parents bestowed it upon you as your middle name...
And now, since you are nothing short of a total imbecile I shall translate for you. Your birth certificate is printed on the back of an apology from the condom factory. I am certain you have a cock just waiting for you to shit upon. You above all other beings should be thankful that breathing and cardiovascular functions are involuntary. You are a moron.
Hurry along now, you mental eunuch, or I shall taunt you further.