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« on: October 06, 2011, 07:13:14 PM »

  Here is the thing. I have a modified Cray II supercomputer that I got for only 100 K from a former NSA friend of mine from the time my family had connections to MI-6 - spying on Arab sheiks that frequent my father's cassino -, that runs at 100 gigabytes per second, and yet I still take several seconds to open a page on Getbig. I can download a 2 hours film in about three tenths of a second, and yet I can't navegate Getbig efficiently. Ron, fix this. Seriously. I don't want to waste all my day waiting for the pages on Getbig to open.

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« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2011, 07:17:41 PM »

Your computer sucks ass, my phone opens pages on getbig in a heartbeat.

LMAO, piece of shit computer!!
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« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2011, 07:18:56 PM »

fix your computer kid..
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« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2011, 07:19:49 PM »

time to pack it in old man.
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« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2011, 07:20:35 PM »

Seems fine to me.
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« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2011, 07:20:42 PM »

Your computer sucks ass, my phone opens pages on getbig in a heartbeat.

LMAO, piece of shit computer!!

  This computer was good enough to decrypt peta bytes of data per second, you moron. Good enough to simulate nuclear blasts accurately or the trajectory of space shuttles.

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« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2011, 07:20:47 PM »

Your computer sucks ass, my phone opens pages on getbig in a heartbeat.

LMAO, piece of shit computer!!
Same, I GET 101 MB/S download - time to upgrade dude
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« Reply #7 on: October 06, 2011, 07:21:28 PM »

Sucky knows how to get a reaction, lmao!
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« Reply #8 on: October 06, 2011, 07:21:47 PM »

 This computer was good enough to decrypt peta bytes of data per second, you moron. Good enough to simulate nuclear blasts accurately or the trajectory of space shuttles.

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« Reply #9 on: October 06, 2011, 07:24:21 PM »

Same, I GET 101 MB/S download - time to upgrade dude

    No, no, no, you misunderstood. My connection is 100 gigabytes per second, not megabytes. That is, my connection is a thousand times faster than yours.

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« Reply #10 on: October 06, 2011, 07:27:43 PM »



someday you
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« Reply #11 on: October 06, 2011, 07:28:44 PM »

epic troll
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« Reply #12 on: October 06, 2011, 07:32:06 PM »

epic troll

  Nope. I have my own satellite channel. I dish out about 20 K a month for it. I can download a 2 hour movie in a third of a second. And yet, Getbig is slow. What does this mean? That the problem is lack of board bandwidth.

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« Reply #13 on: October 06, 2011, 07:33:11 PM »

    No, no, no, you misunderstood. My connection is 100 gigabytes per second, not megabytes. That is, my connection is a thousand times faster than yours.

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« Reply #14 on: October 06, 2011, 07:35:13 PM »

pfffttt...so which lie is it?  100 gbps or this super computer Roll Eyes.  I don't give a fuck who you are nobody gets that kind of internet speed. Oh, and a 2 hour movie in 3/10 of a second....lol.  You obviously know jack shit about infrastructure.
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« Reply #15 on: October 06, 2011, 07:37:20 PM »

get rid of dial up..it's 2011 for christ fucking sake.
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« Reply #16 on: October 06, 2011, 07:38:09 PM »

pfffttt...so which lie is it?  100 gbps or this super computer.  I don't give a fuck who you are nobody gets that kind of internet speed. Oh, and a 2 hour movie in 3/10 of a second....lol.  You obviously know jack shit about infrastructure.

  What lie, idiot? How can you compare a modified Cray II supercomputer with it's own satellite link to a home PC running on a shared bandwidth given by an internet provider?

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« Reply #17 on: October 06, 2011, 07:39:24 PM »

maybe get a regular computer

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« Reply #18 on: October 06, 2011, 07:42:02 PM »

maybe get a regular computer

 Cheesy

  Cray II supercomputer >>>>>>>>>>> home PC

  Direct satellite link >>>>>>>>>>> bandwidth allocated by internet provider

  Hope this helps.

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« Reply #19 on: October 06, 2011, 07:43:00 PM »



thrift store computer
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« Reply #20 on: October 06, 2011, 07:47:42 PM »

Who is Pedro ?
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« Reply #21 on: October 06, 2011, 07:50:00 PM »

gayer than a thread complaining about getbig but is really just a thread so you can brag to other board members about how fast you can download gay porn
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« Reply #22 on: October 06, 2011, 07:50:53 PM »

SMM's PC

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« Reply #23 on: October 06, 2011, 07:53:31 PM »

gayer than a thread complaining about getbig but is really just a thread so you can brag to other board members about how fast you can download gay porn

  Or videos of your mother getting porked in the ass. In any case, I need a fast internet connection because there are more videos of your mother getting porked in the ass being made than a regular internet connection can download them and I don't want to miss any of them. Grin

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« Reply #24 on: October 06, 2011, 07:55:30 PM »

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