Killed Osama - Thanks to George Bush's policies, any idiot could have "kill him"
Toppled Gadaffi - He said he didn't want anything to do with it yet he wants to take credit for it. Loser
Didn't Screw Up a Hurricane - No he didn't, he fucked up the entire gulf of Mexico with the oil spill.
Prevented 2nd great depression - We weren't even close, but he did manage to fuck up an entire economy, raise our UE and put us and our kids in debt for the rest of our lives.
I'll bring the donuts mother f$%^er