Author Topic: for 100 million $... (Read 2749 times)

bradistani · « **on:** October 11, 2011, 10:01:05 PM »

would you have your penis removed

lol

NYSTATEOFMIND · « **Reply #1 on:** October 11, 2011, 10:04:51 PM »

no but for 100 mi u can get this

kh300 · « **Reply #2 on:** October 11, 2011, 10:08:24 PM »

no, because I bet after I got my dick chopped off, they would be like 'we didnt think you'd actually do it', then take off before I got paid

berblexer · « **Reply #3 on:** October 11, 2011, 10:11:21 PM »

100 million is not enough, maybe 1 billion.

bradistani · « **Reply #4 on:** October 11, 2011, 10:11:38 PM »

Quote from: kh300 on October 11, 2011, 10:08:24 PM

no, because I bet after I got my dick chopped off, they would be like 'we didnt think you'd actually do it', then take off before I got paid

you'll get paid.. don't worry

Primemuscle · « **Reply #5 on:** October 11, 2011, 10:33:51 PM »

Quote from: bradistani on October 11, 2011, 10:01:05 PM

would you have your penis removed lol

No! He may not always behave the way I tell him to, but I am very attached to him and consider him my best friend. We are inseparable! I love playing with him and he loves it when I do. Sometimes he gets so excited he spits. I am not about to sell him out.

Plus it is aesthetically pleasing to me to see him hanging long or standing at attention in front of my boys. I am also not giving them up. With no dick and/or no balls what good is the money? -might as well be dead.

Ever wonder how women feel when they have to have their breasts removed because of cancer? I've known women who said they'd rather die than lose their breasts. -Not exactly the same thing, but similar. My daughter refers to hers as "her girls." She's a chip off the old block.

Wiggs · « **Reply #6 on:** October 11, 2011, 10:35:43 PM »

No...hell no.

dyslexic · « **Reply #7 on:** October 11, 2011, 10:39:16 PM »

Would I have to pee like a girl?

Primemuscle · « **Reply #8 on:** October 11, 2011, 10:43:07 PM »

Quote from: dyslexic on October 11, 2011, 10:39:16 PM

Would I have to pee like a girl?

Well you'd feel like a girl, so why not?

Some girls learn to pee standing up. I guess you could be like one of those girls. Here's how you'd do it, straddle the toilet and hope the dribble hits the bowl. Oh and you might still be able to put the seat up like a man even though you'd be a girl.

#1 Klaus fan · « **Reply #9 on:** October 12, 2011, 08:25:41 AM »

Yeah and use a million to hire the best surgeons to reattach it.

Tito24 · « **Reply #10 on:** October 12, 2011, 08:33:18 AM »

what is the point of having that money when no dick

Power · « **Reply #11 on:** October 12, 2011, 08:51:05 AM »

Quote from: Tito24 on October 12, 2011, 08:33:18 AM

what is the point of having that money when no dick

Exactly. All that cash and you can't do dick.

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #12 on:** October 12, 2011, 12:29:41 PM »

What ever happened to John Wayne Bobbit ?

unrageable · « **Reply #13 on:** October 12, 2011, 12:31:30 PM »

this already happened to Brad but he got no money in return.

_bruce_ · « **Reply #14 on:** October 12, 2011, 12:37:10 PM »

What about one million and a size increase...

devilsmile · « **Reply #15 on:** October 12, 2011, 12:43:59 PM »

Quote from: _bruce_ on October 12, 2011, 12:37:10 PM

What about one million and a size increase...

... yes if it includes professionally aided stretching program after the surgery. One million, what the hell. Better to have one million and a slightly damaged dick and medically aided erection than no money and a tattoo.

MikMaq · « **Reply #16 on:** October 12, 2011, 12:45:53 PM »

Quote from: bradistani on October 11, 2011, 10:01:05 PM

would you have your penis removed lol

If I could still get aroused and could still cum why not, with that much money you could pay boatloads of hoe's to do the kinkiest shit imaginable.

Or if not, sure just wait until I'm 60.

Papper · « **Reply #17 on:** October 12, 2011, 12:58:36 PM »

would balls go along with it or just the shaft?

bradistani · « **Reply #18 on:** October 12, 2011, 01:05:55 PM »

Quote from: papercut on October 12, 2011, 12:58:36 PM

would balls go along with it or just the shaft?

shaft.

G_Thang · « **Reply #19 on:** October 12, 2011, 01:07:56 PM »

if i could buy a fake one like fred mandingo.

Nails · « **Reply #20 on:** October 12, 2011, 01:41:58 PM »

for $50 million dollars can i keep half my current dick size and one testical

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