God, I love fat bitches.
Would ya?
I'd piss on her and let her suck my cock.
Admire the altruism, friend.
I appreciate the compliment, but I must admit I'm not selfless enough to eat her asshole out.
No. They must be able to pass the "wall test".
If a bitch walks straight into a wall and her tits hit before her stomach, she passes the "wall test". At that point, so long as they don't smoke,I'll wail away.