" Thy shall be blessed with a fountain overflowing with ASS"
* Gospel of BMC verse 69
almost correct...
The actual text comes from The GOSPEL of Big Mike Cox 39:21:40
Verse 69 refers to an older writing:
Hickory Dickory Dock
The Bitch was suckin' my c0ck
The clock struck two, I shot my goo
And dumped the Bitch on the next block.