Sometimes you come across a website that needs serious GetBig-ing.
I found this website
www.complaintsboard.com where a bunch of whiny tiny tits cry about whatever grave injustice was perpetrated on them by Burger King or Wal-Mart.
I like to go on there and, GetBig style, put the complainers in their place.
You can register with a fake e-mail and you can start owning right away.