Damn it you guys... you need fatties in the world!
Without them...
No Santa Claus?
No Chris Farley?
No Jonah Hill? (Watch his career is done now that he's lost weight)
No Sumo Wrestling?
No Sammantha 38GG?
No 90% of most powerlifters?
- I'm not ready for a world like that!
I was refering to men, don't worry your fat fuck of a dad is cool.

Seriously though I'm cool with chubby, it's the fat fuck bitches that don't even try that piss me off, once a chick has a kid, or has any sense of secuirty she fucking just gives up.