so to be clear -
cain doesn't know china has nukes.
he would release all of gitmo if 1 US troop is taken hostage
he wants an electrified fence with big signs on it.
he's anti abortion but wants the govt to stay out of it, while banning it legislatively
oh, and he likes to lie nonstop about the sex charges.
yeah, sounds like that 3 am phone call will actually be cain calling a 900 number...