Author Topic: 99.999999999 % Of Women ...... (Read 20353 times)

Hulkotron · « **Reply #25 on:** October 19, 2011, 02:41:33 PM »

Quote from: bike nut on October 19, 2011, 02:41:04 PM

get out there and bottom out some young twat.

x2 strong advice

johnnynoname · « **Reply #26 on:** October 19, 2011, 02:43:26 PM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on October 19, 2011, 02:39:56 PM

It is, but you always cite it too quickly yourself, so then no one replies. Let it simmer, Rickles.

I don't want to give away one of my trade secrets but that, my friend, is called a "running joke" or a "runner" for short. You know- the whole "quoting my own joke" thing

you know I once got a call back for a major role on the show "Nip/Tuck" back in 2002

johnnynoname · « **Reply #27 on:** October 19, 2011, 02:44:14 PM »

btw, i just legit lol'd in my apartment at "Pee Wee"

The_Iron_Disciple · « **Reply #28 on:** October 19, 2011, 02:45:53 PM »

Quote from: bike nut on October 19, 2011, 02:41:04 PM

Oh boo fuckin' hoo....man the fuck up and get out there and bottom out some young twat.

I've never heard of a guy whining when he is hips deep in pussy and telling the world about it.

There may be an upside to this thread...at 145 lbs she's probably gonna get fat. Then she'll have a lower quality of guy pumping and dumping her. The downside is that she'll come crying back to you and you're a simpleton, so you'll take her back. Illegitimate, mixed race baby and all.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL !! I like that last part !

dr.chimps · « **Reply #29 on:** October 19, 2011, 02:47:34 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on October 19, 2011, 02:43:26 PM

I don't want to give away one of my trade secrets but that, my friend, is called a "running joke" or a "runner" for short

you know I once got a call back for a major role on the show "Nip/Tuck" back in 2002

Oh, I know schtick when I see it, but you're playing to the gallery, not auditioning for Letterman.

Too bad about the audition. I assume too little nip, and much too much tuck?

johnnynoname · « **Reply #30 on:** October 19, 2011, 02:51:48 PM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on October 19, 2011, 02:47:34 PM

Oh, I know schtick when I see it, but you're playing to the gallery, not auditioning for Letterman.

Too bad about the audition. I assume too little nip, and much too much tuck?

btw, that is another "runner"

I talk about the subdulties about my forum humor and then I mention how I used to have hope in my real life.....I think I only get this joke

Actually, I got the call back for the role of "Jude".....I just never went to the second audition because I had shitty self esteem

bike nut · « **Reply #31 on:** October 19, 2011, 02:52:22 PM »

Gentlemen....we are not going to get Iron Disciple to meltdown and post the nudes of his ex if we are talking about jnn's stand-up comedy routine.

Focus...keep your eyes on the prize.

Wiggs · « **Reply #32 on:** October 19, 2011, 02:53:57 PM »

Post pics of this broad

No excuses....Do it....DO IT!

berblexer · « **Reply #33 on:** October 19, 2011, 02:57:37 PM »

yea post some pics of the whore

bike nut · « **Reply #34 on:** October 19, 2011, 02:59:57 PM »

Anyone else get the feeling Wiggs has his pants around his ankles and lotion on already?

gym**rat · « **Reply #35 on:** October 19, 2011, 03:02:28 PM »

TID, we are buds and I feel for you man. Sorry everyone on here is giving you such a hard time. If there is anything I can do please do not hesitate to call on me....your friend.

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I hope you don't mind but I fucked her too.

Bobby · « **Reply #36 on:** October 19, 2011, 03:15:32 PM »

If you fall off, you have to get back on the ~~whores~~ horse as quickly as possible.

new vag

Fortress · « **Reply #37 on:** October 19, 2011, 03:51:50 PM »

Quote from: The_Iron_Disciple on October 19, 2011, 02:35:32 PM

I try and vent. Lookin' for a little sympathy from my iron brothers who have gotten fucked over just like me. Instead, I get some of the dumbest replies I've ever read on this board.

I feel for ya, bro. I, too, have been on the receiving end of some horrible womens' "troubles".

leadhead · « **Reply #38 on:** October 19, 2011, 03:53:39 PM »

Quote from: The_Iron_Disciple on October 19, 2011, 02:35:32 PM

This is my last post in this mess of a thread. Reality is this ... I loved her. Did everything for her. She treated me like shit when were together and treated me even more like shit when we broke up. We work together. She lies about EVERYTHING. I mind my business and do my job ... yet, I STILL get in trouble. What does she get A promotion. A brand new car from some guy she's fuckin'. Etc., etc.

I see this shit happening all the time. Not just to me. And all the women I fuck are just as fucked up as my ex. Black, white, asian, your mother's, etc.

I try and vent. Lookin' for a little sympathy from my iron brothers who have gotten fucked over just like me. Instead, I get some of the dumbest replies I've ever read on this board. Soooooo ..... fuck venting to a bunch of 10 year olds that have never seen pussy. I'm not mad. Just dissapointed ...

where's GH15 when you need him ?? LOLOLOLOLOL !!! Honestly, I love you guys. But FUCK looking for sympathy here at GetBig. LOLOLOLOL.

Similar situation happened to me. You want to know what I did? I went out and hammered a hot 20 yr old (I'm 30) and totally forgot about the whore. The bitch reamed me with child support though but it's totally worth the firm young whores imo.

Wiggs · « **Reply #39 on:** October 19, 2011, 03:54:37 PM »

HeY!! Pictures asshole. You wanted attention and now you got it. YOu wanna keep it there better be pictures and/or video of her POST HASTE!

gym**rat · « **Reply #40 on:** October 19, 2011, 04:00:00 PM »

Thing is, if you are 15 yrs old or older you have been fucked over by a woman. Why, because we go nuts over good pussy. But I do have to say that I would hate to be in Iron Disciple's situation. Having to work with a woman that fucked me over day after day. Sounds like she is one of those types that want to rub you face into it. (I don't mean her pussy) Will do shit just to get under your skin. There are ways to get her out of your place of employment. You just have to be prepared to do something really shitty to her.

Pet shop boys · « **Reply #41 on:** October 19, 2011, 05:15:03 PM »

Quote from: The_Iron_Disciple on October 19, 2011, 01:58:25 PM

are lying whores and should be treated as such. Discuss.

** Note ** - I'm not gay { nor will I ever be }, but women, specifically my ex, piss me the fuck off. From this day forward, i'm treatin' women, more or less, like fuckin' garbage. Hey, why should they have all the fun **

Be grateful she's in your past dude....

Let the nice one come to you without trying to find her ...then she(the new one) will enjoy all the positive things from you..... get over that slut,four eyed, depressed,bipolar,good for nothing #girl.

WOOOSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

tu_holmes · « **Reply #42 on:** October 19, 2011, 05:18:11 PM »

Quote from: The_Iron_Disciple on October 19, 2011, 02:35:32 PM

This is my last post in this mess of a thread. Reality is this ... I loved her. Did everything for her. She treated me like shit when were together and treated me even more like shit when we broke up. We work together. She lies about EVERYTHING. I mind my business and do my job ... yet, I STILL get in trouble. What does she get A promotion. A brand new car from some guy she's fuckin'. Etc., etc.

I see this shit happening all the time. Not just to me. And all the women I fuck are just as fucked up as my ex. Black, white, asian, your mother's, etc.

I try and vent. Lookin' for a little sympathy from my iron brothers who have gotten fucked over just like me. Instead, I get some of the dumbest replies I've ever read on this board. Soooooo ..... fuck venting to a bunch of 10 year olds that have never seen pussy. I'm not mad. Just dissapointed ...

where's GH15 when you need him ?? LOLOLOLOLOL !!! Honestly, I love you guys. But FUCK looking for sympathy here at GetBig. LOLOLOLOL.

It's nice to see you get it...

Pet shop boys · « **Reply #43 on:** October 19, 2011, 05:35:11 PM »

Shit, she's not technically in your past......I didnt know you guys work together.
That really SUCKS ! She's a SLUT X 100 !

She deserves a lesson, If youre in the East coast let me know I'll PM you with the solution to your problem.

WOOOSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The_Iron_Disciple · « **Reply #44 on:** October 19, 2011, 06:05:55 PM »

Thank guys. A lot of good posts in this thread, actually. Truth is, I've been fuckin' women left and right. Pussy is not hard to find, fellas. But, I get tired of fuckin' all sorts of women all the time. I prefer to fuck just ONE woman. Problem is, it's hard to find ONE GOOD WOMAN. Oh, well. I do thank you guys for the kind words { some of you, anyways LOL } though. Got to go though. Bike Nut's woman is bout ready to take this afro-german cack up the ol poop chute.

Don't worry, buddy. I"ll have her back before midnight.

Btw, one poster mentioned here that it was the fault of men. Just wanted to say I agree 100 %. Question is ... when did it start ? Our dad's ? Grandad's ??

Luolamies · « **Reply #45 on:** October 19, 2011, 06:56:07 PM »

1. Keep your head up.

2. Make her fear for her life.

3. Post naked pics of her with her full name and/or pics where she think 's she's looking all pretty, jizz on them and post them everywhere.

4. Call her and say that you are HIV positive, exchange a few words and hang up.

Hulkotron · « **Reply #46 on:** October 19, 2011, 06:57:05 PM »

Quote from: Luolamies on October 19, 2011, 06:56:07 PM

1. Keep your head up.

2. Make her fear for her life.

3. Post naked pics of her with her full name and/or pics where she think 's she's looking all pretty, jizz on them and post them everywhere.

4. Call her and say that you are HIV positive, exchange a few words and hang up.

x2 break her kneecaps and pee in her hair.

Obvious Gimmick · « **Reply #47 on:** October 19, 2011, 06:59:59 PM »

does this bitch know youre a Getbigger? fuck her.

edit:

post some pics so we can photoshop a million cocks around her face

bike nut · « **Reply #48 on:** October 19, 2011, 08:05:33 PM »

Iron Disciple - Jesus H. Christ you're a nutless wonder. PM me her work #, her Bosses work #, and your first name.

I will call her Boss tomorrow and tell him I've been receiving obscene and threatening phone calls from her number and in the calls she keeps calling me (your name).

I will make sure the Boss understands that she goes or he gets the issue moved up the food chain.

BIG ACH · « **Reply #49 on:** October 19, 2011, 08:11:37 PM »

Lot of good women out there - you just gotta find them.