an oilbag douchebag interviewing another oilbag douchebag. must not miss this latest espisode of Derek Springer's show. 
Funny you talk about Derek like that Alex when you two were such big spooning buddies after Dave owned you both so badly you had to dig up his personal info. It must really suck going through life as a fat, friendless, sterile, socially awkward divorced douchebag.