remember...stalking is just another way of saying...I LOVE YOU...
but on a serious note......i would try anal distruction.....
if that does not work......anal fisting.........if that fails...double anal fisting....
if all this fails....go for the sodomizer 5000......its a sawsill with a lager dildo attached....
just shove the whole thing in there and plug it in.
after that....i got nothing fella!! godspeed...take pic's