Do you fake laugh at your bosses dumb jokes?

[El Diablo Blanco]

Once in a while our CEO will swing by the office campus and have small group meetings to give any up to date news.  What fucking irritates me is this guy has the same personality of Jay Cutler mixed with a piece of drywall.  He'll crack horrible stupid make no sense jokes and man some of these ass kissers laugh like they are watching a Chris Rock stand up routine.  Just total ass kissing.  I get so fucking annoyed just sitting in the same meeting room as them.  Sure I used to be a douche like that and crack a big smile like I found his lame joke humorous, but lately I am just not into this shit.

Yesterday, the CEO came to town, had a small meeting and the same shit.  Cracks some jokes and these fools are laughing out loud in such a fake tone that it is sickening.  I just sit there unamused, straight faced.  Then I can see him look at me with the corner of his eye for a few seconds, sort of a long pause, then he carries on.  I think one of two things will happen.  He will appreciate the fact that I am not a fake kiss ass like everyone else, or I am now at the top of his list for the next round of layoffs when it happens.

Do you guys play the kiss ass game or are you over it?

[MORTALCOIL]

That's why not matter how much I'd get paid I'll never go back working for someone else than myself.

[newmom]

Once in a while our CEO will swing by the office campus and have small group meetings to give any up to date news.  What fucking irritates me is this guy has the same personality of Jay Cutler mixed with a piece of drywall.  He'll crack horrible stupid make no sense jokes and man some of these ass kissers laugh like they are watching a Chris Rock stand up routine.  Just total ass kissing.  I get so fucking annoyed just sitting in the same meeting room as them.  Sure I used to be a douche like that and crack a big smile like I found his lame joke humorous, but lately I am just not into this shit.

Yesterday, the CEO came to town, had a small meeting and the same shit.  Cracks some jokes and these fools are laughing out loud in such a fake tone that it is sickening.  I just sit there unamused, straight faced.  Then I can see him look at me with the corner of his eye for a few seconds, sort of a long pause, then he carries on.  I think one of two things will happen.  He will appreciate the fact that I am not a fake kiss ass like everyone else, or I am now at the top of his list for the next round of layoffs when it happens.

Do you guys play the kiss ass game or are you over it?

my boss is actually pretty fucking funny. It will be quiet in the office then out of nowhere he will say..Gawd dammit or Fucking Idiot

[MORTALCOIL]

my boss is actually pretty fucking funny. It will be quiet in the office then out of nowhere he will say..Gawd dammit or Fucking Idiot

That could lead to various interpretations if you change the words' order.

[MikMaq]

My guess is the only reason he makes such shit jokes is to show how he dominates ya'll, your resistance to it is just making youself a target hope this helps.

[El Diablo Blanco]

My guess is the only reason he makes such shit jokes is to show how he dominates ya'll, your resistance to it is just making youself a target hope this helps.

Guaranteed he knows these guys are kissing his ass and he loves it.  Total ego trip, but most CEOs are ego fuckers driving their bentley's ferraris and shit around.

[SmallPole]

Once in a while our CEO will swing by the office campus and have small group meetings to give any up to date news.  What fucking irritates me is this guy has the same personality of Jay Cutler mixed with a piece of drywall.  He'll crack horrible stupid make no sense jokes and man some of these ass kissers laugh like they are watching a Chris Rock stand up routine.  Just total ass kissing.  I get so fucking annoyed just sitting in the same meeting room as them.  Sure I used to be a douche like that and crack a big smile like I found his lame joke humorous, but lately I am just not into this shit.

Yesterday, the CEO came to town, had a small meeting and the same shit.  Cracks some jokes and these fools are laughing out loud in such a fake tone that it is sickening.  I just sit there unamused, straight faced.  Then I can see him look at me with the corner of his eye for a few seconds, sort of a long pause, then he carries on.  I think one of two things will happen.  He will appreciate the fact that I am not a fake kiss ass like everyone else, or I am now at the top of his list for the next round of layoffs when it happens.

Do you guys play the kiss ass game or are you over it?

i used to smile awkwardly or even throw in a fake laugh at my boss's lame ass fucking jokes
i stopped doing that tho and just felt embarassed for that asshole and made a wtf face
he was a total 100 % douche, literally one of the few people i hated

[SaltShaker]

Once in a while our CEO will swing by the office campus and have small group meetings to give any up to date news.  What fucking irritates me is this guy has the same personality of Jay Cutler mixed with a piece of drywall.  He'll crack horrible stupid make no sense jokes and man some of these ass kissers laugh like they are watching a Chris Rock stand up routine.  Just total ass kissing.  I get so fucking annoyed just sitting in the same meeting room as them.  Sure I used to be a douche like that and crack a big smile like I found his lame joke humorous, but lately I am just not into this shit.

Yesterday, the CEO came to town, had a small meeting and the same shit.  Cracks some jokes and these fools are laughing out loud in such a fake tone that it is sickening.  I just sit there unamused, straight faced.  Then I can see him look at me with the corner of his eye for a few seconds, sort of a long pause, then he carries on.  I think one of two things will happen.  He will appreciate the fact that I am not a fake kiss ass like everyone else, or I am now at the top of his list for the next round of layoffs when it happens.

Do you guys play the kiss ass game or are you over it?

fuck the ass kissings... i understand the politics and all the head games that goes in a "carrer", but let your work speak louder than the smooches on the boss' ass

[bber]

What fucking irritates me is this guy has the same personality of Jay Cutler mixed with a piece of drywall. 

hahaha 

[No Patience]

my boss only makes stupid jokes once in a while...i can handle those

the things i cannot handle is him constantly saying he cannot get his kids out of his pockets when:

his son is 29 years old
he pays his sons rent
he pays most of his utilities
gave him his vehicle
pays for his wife to go to school while he sits at home unemployed

his daughter is 26 and just got married
he pays her car payment and gas money
pays her car insurance and cell phone

this shit goes on and on and he is constantly complaining to us about it while acting like he has no
choice...fucking annoying

his kids = the majority of welfare benificiaries - they do not have the drive to get a job because
they dont have to

[the trainer]

As a getbigger you should keep it real, just pull him aside and tell him that his jokes suck and everybody is fake laughing because they do not want to offend him so he should just stop, he will respect you for being a real man and having balls.

[CalvinH]

No...my workers fake laugh at my dumb jokes....

[smoothasf]

This always happens in work however at the laSt managers meeting one of the managers who is pretty untouchable because of his record, look at them laughing and says " don't laugh he isn't funny, if your gonna pretend to laugh you may as well suck his Dick".  This I laughed at.

[bradistani]

i used to be a huge fan of robocop and now i've just been fitted with a robotic leg.
oh the iron knee. 

[dustin]

When our manager comes to mingle with the peons I don't laugh at his shitty jokes. Fuck him. Little homo should give me a raise and be happy that I work for him, thereby lessening his chances of me snapping shit and beating him up some day.

[Dr Dutch]

Our CEO manager is cool actually, I can get away with it when I kid him...the regional manager, however, hates my guts, but knows his boss likes me. It's a nice situation.

[wes]

My boss is a Jewish carpenter.

[G_Thang]

Do you guys play the kiss ass game or are you over it?

every last one, every last meeting, every last everything.  as far as layoffs, i could give a fuck.  i can work in 3 different industries at this moment, so it's nothing but unemployment for 3-4 weeks before i get an offer sheet like i got in san diego.

finishing phar in grad school and npo work , just gives me the option to get the fuck out of the states.  

[Jizzacked]

When our manager comes to mingle with the peons I don't laugh at his shitty jokes. Fuck him. Little homo should give me a raise and be happy that I work for him, thereby lessening his chances of me snapping shit and beating him up some day.

 

[ozman]

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