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Phew, im lucky to be alive never mind home in one piece
« on: October 25, 2011, 10:13:25 AM »
So its about 430pm and im about to get on the M4 heading out of London towards Heathrow when i look in front of me SHITTTTTTTTTTT the car in front has a "TAPOUT" sticker on the bumper, obv the driver was letting everyone know what a badass he is i backed right off, got into the inside lane with all the grannies in their Nissan Micras and crawled along praying he was well out of sight. Im home now but have locked all doors and windows just in case he did spot me and is looking for me.


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Re: Phew, im lucky to be alive never mind home in one piece
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2011, 10:15:39 AM »
So its about 430pm and im about to get on the M4 heading out of London towards Heathrow when i look in front of me SHITTTTTTTTTTT the car in front has a "TAPOUT" sticker on the bumper, obv the driver was letting everyone know what a badass he is i backed right off, got into the inside lane with all the grannies in their Nissan Micras and crawled along praying he was well out of sight. Im home now but have locked all doors and windows just in case he did spot me and is looking for me.



lol I thought those douchebags were only on this side of the Atlantic

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Re: Phew, im lucky to be alive never mind home in one piece
« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2011, 10:23:44 AM »
there used to be a 4x4 nearby which had a tapout spare wheel cover  :o

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Re: Phew, im lucky to be alive never mind home in one piece
« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2011, 10:31:39 AM »
So its about 430pm and im about to get on the M4 heading out of London towards Heathrow when i look in front of me SHITTTTTTTTTTT the car in front has a "TAPOUT" sticker on the bumper, obv the driver was letting everyone know what a badass he is i backed right off, got into the inside lane with all the grannies in their Nissan Micras and crawled along praying he was well out of sight. Im home now but have locked all doors and windows just in case he did spot me and is looking for me.



LOL, lucky you escaped
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Re: Phew, im lucky to be alive never mind home in one piece
« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2011, 11:18:58 AM »
dude, good thing you were paying attention to your surroundings- a lot of people might come here and call you cowardly or a pussy for the way you protected yourself, i say your a very smart man who knows when to pick his battles..

who knows how badly things could have escalated had you tried to pass him.

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Re: Phew, im lucky to be alive never mind home in one piece
« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2011, 11:42:37 AM »
So its about 430pm and im about to get on the M4 heading out of London towards Heathrow when i look in front of me SHITTTTTTTTTTT the car in front has a "TAPOUT" sticker on the bumper, obv the driver was letting everyone know what a badass he is i backed right off, got into the inside lane with all the grannies in their Nissan Micras and crawled along praying he was well out of sight. Im home now but have locked all doors and windows just in case he did spot me and is looking for me.



You are a big fat pussy, why did you not follow the driver home challenge him to a fight kick his ass and teach him some respect.

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Re: Phew, im lucky to be alive never mind home in one piece
« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2011, 12:52:42 PM »
You are a big fat pussy, why did you not follow the driver home challenge him to a fight kick his ass and teach him some respect.

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Re: Phew, im lucky to be alive never mind home in one piece
« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2011, 12:55:43 PM »
Tapout and Monster have to be the two brands that get the most free advertising through
douchbaggery...every fucking guy with a motorcycle has plastered it with Monster decals
nowdays...Tapout is impossible to hide from..lock your doors

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Re: Phew, im lucky to be alive never mind home in one piece
« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2011, 01:20:54 PM »
So its about 430pm and im about to get on the M4 heading out of London towards Heathrow when i look in front of me SHITTTTTTTTTTT the car in front has a "TAPOUT" sticker on the bumper, obv the driver was letting everyone know what a badass he is i backed right off, got into the inside lane with all the grannies in their Nissan Micras and crawled along praying he was well out of sight. Im home now but have locked all doors and windows just in case he did spot me and is looking for me.



Thanks this post gave a much needed laugh...classic
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Re: Phew, im lucky to be alive never mind home in one piece
« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2011, 01:24:39 PM »
So its about 430pm and im about to get on the M4 heading out of London towards Heathrow when i look in front of me SHITTTTTTTTTTT the car in front has a "TAPOUT" sticker on the bumper, obv the driver was letting everyone know what a badass he is i backed right off, got into the inside lane with all the grannies in their Nissan Micras and crawled along praying he was well out of sight. Im home now but have locked all doors and windows just in case he did spot me and is looking for me.


Living on the edge...but too bad you didn't what he was wearing.... ;D ;D ;D