I have been "found out" and the real truth on me is revealed in a thread I foolishly posted trying to slander GH15.
1. I posed as a physics teacher with graduate degrees. The truth is I am a high school drop out and have worked in a drill bit factory for the past 33 years. It was recently revelaed by a getbig fact checker. I am ashamed, sorry.
2. I never judged any show and was busted trolling the men's room at the Arnold Classic
3. I only competed once in my life, years ago at 10% body fat and got dead last. It was the NPC west outer bayou championships won by Bobby Bouchere, a real freak with this hot girlfriend named Vicky. I am surprised he never went pro?
4. I claimed to work out in a gym, but the truth is I really work out in my basement on an old bow flex and swing kettle bells.
5. I never had a woman as my wife and only know my dog in a biblical way.
6. I was never natural and my receptor cells have rejected even the most extreme dose of drugs. My ass was a pin cushion.
I'm just old , chunky and limp dicked now, sad but true.
7. I can't even get respect at getbig.com or down at my hang out , Bob's Country Bunker, that recently barred me because I bored the bar patrons with my lame tales.
8. I shook Jay's hand once and can brag about that . I also said hello to Bob Chick too....I really did and he said hi back, I think?
Sucks to be Howard