List of retarded things to do before I turn 30 (just more 12 months to go)

[Bam-bam]

Hey guys, so Im in my last 20s year, always thought I had until the 30 mark to do stupid things before turning actually into an adult and after this making fuck ups will not be funny anymore.

Well, Im making a list of things I still didnt do in my life so I can pick some to do during the next 12 months since it will be my last oportunity... sugestions are welcome!

Here it goes, fuck ups I never did, yet:

- get a 16 year old preggo
- try coke
- get arrested
- spend a night in jail
- marry a prostitue
-divorce a prostitute
- enter in a bbing competition
- start a business and get banrkupt (actually I almost already did this)
- try a tranny
- rob a bank
- become a hippie
- smoke marijuana all day
- say to a girl I love her
- start a gang
- get my car totaled
- bumgee jump (probably the most retarted thing of the whole list)


what more??

[The Ugly]

Bake a cake.

[berblexer]

Take a basic flying course then steal a small plane and fly to America and then come back

[G_Thang]

Hey guys, so Im in my last 20s year, always thought I had until the 30 mark to do stupid things before turning actually into an adult and after this making fuck ups will not be funny anymore.

Well, Im making a list of things I still didnt do in my life so I can pick some to do during the next 12 months since it will be my last oportunity... sugestions are welcome!

Here it goes, fuck ups I never did, yet:

- get a 16 year old preggo - hang out with german and italian tourist
- try coke - done
- get arrested -
- spend a night in jail
- marry a prostitue - if you've been married, already did and didnt bother to find out how she paid her univ bills
-divorce a prostitute
- enter in a bbing competition
- start a business and get banrkupt (actually I almost already did this) - couldnt get thru red tape
- try a tranny - done
- rob a bank - tourist
- become a hippie - hippie fair on sundays
- smoke marijuana all day - done
- say to a girl I love her - done
- start a gang - VC or AdosA
- get my car totaled - stop at a red light at night
- bumgee jump (probably the most retarted thing of the whole list) - easier to roll down rocinha


what more??

you're white middle class brasilian, correct?

[Hulkotron]

- Take the synthol out of your arms

Just kidding Bam-bam

[Xerxes]

YOU haven't tried coke?  No offence bro I just would never have thought  .

[L.L]

Hey guys, so Im in my last 20s year, always thought I had until the 30 mark to do stupid things before turning actually into an adult and after this making fuck ups will not be funny anymore.

Well, Im making a list of things I still didnt do in my life so I can pick some to do during the next 12 months since it will be my last oportunity... sugestions are welcome!

Here it goes, fuck ups I never did, yet:

- get a 16 year old preggo
- try coke
- get arrested
- spend a night in jail
- marry a prostitue
-divorce a prostitute
- enter in a bbing competition
- start a business and get banrkupt (actually I almost already did this)
- try a tranny
- rob a bank
- become a hippie
- smoke marijuana all day
- say to a girl I love her
- start a gang
- get my car totaled
- bumgee jump (probably the most retarted thing of the whole list)


what more??

cdone them all except..start a gang, and try a tranny

[berblexer]

cdone them all except..start a gang, and try a tranny

youre full of shit

[Bam-bam]

Bake a cake.

funny but I never did it or any type or cooking other than cup noodles type of stuff!

[Bam-bam]

you're white middle class brasilian, correct?

Im white but definietly above brazilian middle class

[Bam-bam]

- Take the synthol out of your arms

Just kidding Bam-bam

brazilians who do it right take ADE instead of synthol 

[Obvious Gimmick]

youve never told a chick you love her? damn, thats how Ive fucked half the chick Ive fucked  

[Bam-bam]

YOU haven't tried coke?  No offence bro I just would never have thought  .

hell believe it or not Im agaisnt drugs! I avoid taking even aspirin even if its extremely necessary! And i also respect coke a lot, I think its something I would be hooked to very easily so better to not even try it...

[Xerxes]

hell believe it or not Im agaisnt drugs! I avoid taking even aspirin even if its extremely necessary! And i also respect coke a lot, I think its something I would be hooked to very easily so better to not even try it...

2 grams of test @ 17 ------- against drugs


pick one 

[Bam-bam]

youve never told a chick you love her? damn, thats how Ive fucked half the chick Ive fucked  

haha true but I suck at faking feelings, I really suck, all the girls I fucked that I was not really into them knew I didnt give a damn, when things start getting intimate I start looking to the side and all never looking at them in the eyes and all. I think Im a good artist but there is this thing that I just cant pretend.

[Bam-bam]

2 grams of test @ 17 ------- against drugs


pick one  

yea i was expecting this lol. Thing is for bbing I make exceptions. The only industrialized food I regurarely take is whey too. Not even soft drinks I take, very rarely. But as I said bbing is the exception. And believe it or not juicing so early helped me staying away from other drugs. Back then I was like damn Im so young and already took all this shit I better not use any other drugs dont want to become a fucking junkie. This thought kept me away from a lot of stuff back then. Now I dont even have the desire anymore.

[The Ugly]

Shit, Bam-bam, you can knock off 90% of that list in one night.

[chaos]

Try hitting up a squat rack or some military presses....

Drain the oil from your arms

Break your picture in the elevator addiction


BTW.....WHY would you want to try a tranny?

Outed!

[WillGrant]

Bam bam post pics of latin jailbait 

[Tapeworm]

so Im in my last 20s year

You didn't turn 1 until the end of your first year.  If you're going to turn 30, you are in your 30th year.  Sorry kid, ya missed your chance. 

[Bam-bam]

Bam bam post pics of latin jailbait 

have them on my cellphone tomorrow they will come

[Bam-bam]

Try hitting up a squat rack or some military presses....

Drain the oil from your arms

Break your picture in the elevator addiction


BTW.....WHY would you want to try a tranny?

Outed!

How much you military press?

Zero oil in those pupies


I posted try a tranny because I never did it and then you could deliver your famous line

[Dr Dutch]

Hey guys, so Im in my last 20s year, always thought I had until the 30 mark to do stupid things before turning actually into an adult and after this making fuck ups will not be funny anymore.

Well, Im making a list of things I still didnt do in my life so I can pick some to do during the next 12 months since it will be my last oportunity... sugestions are welcome!


what more??

Visit Amsterdam, smoke pot there, visit the Vincent van Gogh museum..

[Bam-bam]

Visit Amsterdam, smoke pot there, visit the Vincent van Gogh museum..

hey Ive been to Holland, nice place, didnt fuck any of those chicks that stays behind big glass window tho, maybe its time to get back there then 

[DK II]

Visit Amsterdam, smoke pot there, visit the Vincent van Gogh sex museum..

Man, you can see some weird shit in that sex museum....