Author Topic: Search engines fucking suck now... google and the lot of the fucks...  (Read 4747 times)

Hugo Chavez

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It's like we've taken a step back instead of forward in progress on the net.  Before, I was a fucking master at searching and finding exactly what I wanted as were many others...  Now it's totally fucked, you enter your search parameters only to find that one or more of the parameters you entered don't even exist on the pages listed?  WHAT THE FUCK?  How is a person making queries to guess around shit that is going to return crap you didn't even query to begin with?  

Before I could instantly narrow it down to exactly the pages I wanted to see right away.  Now they return a billion more pages than I want and I have to take extra steps of subtracting terms to get what I want.

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Re: Search engines fucking suck now... google and the lot of the fucks...
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2011, 11:42:28 PM »
I agree

Hugo Chavez

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Re: Search engines fucking suck now... google and the lot of the fucks...
« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2011, 12:00:55 AM »
Anyone want to team up and start a search engine that puts the onus on the searcher (no big deal) and make a billion bucks in the process?  Especially with the hate that's been raining down on the likes of google and yahoo..... 

I'm in...

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Re: Search engines fucking suck now... google and the lot of the fucks...
« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2011, 02:10:15 PM »
Finding exactly the thing you're searching for is hard to impossible.
I don't know if this has always been the case or there's some fancy things going on behind the scenes.
 
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Re: Search engines fucking suck now... google and the lot of the fucks...
« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2011, 04:39:32 PM »
Anyone want to team up and start a search engine that puts the onus on the searcher (no big deal) and make a billion bucks in the process?  Especially with the hate that's been raining down on the likes of google and yahoo..... 

I'm in...

Making a search engine requires huge amounts of initial investment, mainly due to development, bandwidth, hardware costs. For an engine to be useful it must have data. In order to get it must crawl most of the sites on the internet, this will take huge amount of hardware and network resources. Thats why you need $$$ to start such a search engine.
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Re: Search engines fucking suck now... google and the lot of the fucks...
« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2011, 06:27:26 PM »
you have to take the safe search off before you can get to the scat porn

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Re: Search engines fucking suck now... google and the lot of the fucks...
« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2012, 09:36:00 PM »
Bump.  This is just getting worse.  More and more search results come back with sites totally unrelated that don't even have any of your search terms!  WTF!  This in large part is due to google not only searching for your search term but anything and everything that is remotely related and placing those related items as high as your original search term.    I don't want them doing my thinking.  When I'm searching, I know what it is I want and know how to norrow the search down.  They have made it much harder to get the search results you want.

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Re: Search engines fucking suck now... google and the lot of the fucks...
« Reply #7 on: March 25, 2012, 09:49:04 PM »
I have never had any problems with google man. fuck, if anything it already knows what I'm about to search. 

Have you considered that you might be retarded?  ???
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Re: Search engines fucking suck now... google and the lot of the fucks...
« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2012, 01:27:45 PM »
bing.com baby!!   

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I have never had any problems with google man. fuck, if anything it already knows what I'm about to search. 

Have you considered that you might be retarded?  ???
Are you fucking kidding.... Google is now customized for the retarded.  No shock you don't have any problems.

Why the hell would anybody worry that the search terms they enter are not in the results?  ::)  gee who knows... I must be stupid lol...

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problem is people figured out how this shit works and can have their sites at the top. Plus google went downhill when they went public, now all searches end up being paid advertisers listed first.

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i searched for obesity

Hugo Chavez

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i searched for obesity
haha... laugh it up..

I like the way it was before. You could just enter in a combination of search terms and instantly narrow it down to few sites which actually are sites you wanted to find.  You can still do the same thing now but you have to take several extra steps to do it.  They basically made it a bigger pain in the ass to find what you want which makes no fucking sense.

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Re: Search engines fucking suck now... google and the lot of the fucks...
« Reply #13 on: December 07, 2012, 05:23:58 AM »
now the assholes at google have fucked it up even more.  They've changed youtube so you can't search by upload date.  Searching by upload date was very useful when major shit goes down.

And now you can't post comments on youtube without giving them your name ::)  Or that's what they want ::)

Why don't you stop crying and build your own search engine? Let me guess, Google and YouTube are required to operate in a manner you deem fit. ::)

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Re: Search engines fucking suck now... google and the lot of the fucks...
« Reply #14 on: December 07, 2012, 09:03:14 AM »
In case you didn't realize by now

Youtube, google, most search engines, ALTER what they present to you, if you search for something they will put out something TAILORED or manipulated, not ALL the results or the most accurate either...

Searching and information presentation is no longer free, accurate or precise... it is manipulated and propagated to you with intended presentation.