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L.L

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Worst farts ever
« on: October 31, 2011, 06:46:57 PM »
nuff said.


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Re: Worst farts ever
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2011, 06:56:57 PM »
you're supposed to cook it, you know.
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Re: Worst farts ever
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2011, 06:57:50 PM »
You need to go with papetti egg whites (gh15 approved  :) )
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Re: Worst farts ever
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2011, 07:07:20 PM »
yupp, constant flow of anal seepage
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Re: Worst farts ever
« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2011, 07:08:18 PM »
Quote from: TrapsMcLats on October 31, 2011, 06:56:57 PM
you're supposed to cook it, you know.

shh, let darwin work
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Re: Worst farts ever
« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2011, 07:09:32 PM »
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Re: Worst farts ever
« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2011, 07:10:11 PM »
your mom makes the worst farts ever
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Re: Worst farts ever
« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2011, 07:13:46 PM »
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Re: Worst farts ever
« Reply #8 on: October 31, 2011, 07:19:43 PM »
had some farts the other day that actually made me feel really sick. the stench was just unreal and stomach churning.
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Re: Worst farts ever
« Reply #9 on: October 31, 2011, 07:24:18 PM »
Quote from: bradistani on October 31, 2011, 07:19:43 PM
had some farts the other day that actually made me feel really sick. the stench was just unreal and stomach churning.

Back in college I recall one day when my fart storm was BEYOND. The teacher dismissed the class because the stench of my anal vapor was a threat to the health of the group. It truly was nightmarish. Still to this day I have no idea what crawled up my ass, but I have not had such a case as this before or since.

On that day I was a walking stink bomb of an otherworldly might.
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Re: Worst farts ever
« Reply #10 on: October 31, 2011, 07:34:05 PM »
All whites, sounds a little racist.
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Re: Worst farts ever
« Reply #11 on: October 31, 2011, 07:37:02 PM »
Quote from: Fortress on October 31, 2011, 07:24:18 PM
Back in college I recall one day when my fart storm was BEYOND. The teacher dismissed the class because the stench of my anal vapor was a threat to the health of the group. It truly was nightmarish. Still to this day I have no idea what crawled up my ass, but I have not had such a case as this before or since.

On that day I was a walking stink bomb of an otherworldly might.

LMFAO...Ive never  taken a shit at work but today I hit the 5th floor's toilet  since my office is on the 4th floor.,,lets just say all the chicks from the 5th had  to evacuate for a good 1/2 hr until they LYSOL  the whole floor .  I even  heard one of them say "it smells like a dead animal up there"..lol
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Re: Worst farts ever
« Reply #12 on: October 31, 2011, 07:38:37 PM »
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Re: Worst farts ever
« Reply #13 on: October 31, 2011, 07:39:51 PM »
Quote from: Slinpimp on October 31, 2011, 07:37:02 PM
LMFAO...Ive never  taken a shit at work but today I hit the 5th floor's toilet  since my office is on the 4th floor.,,lets just say all the chicks from the 5th had evacuate for a good 1/2 hr until they LYSOL  the whole floor .  I even  heard one of them say "it smells like a dead animal up there"..lol

For this you should be proud. Only real men can create such crisis with just their ass.  ;D
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Re: Worst farts ever
« Reply #14 on: October 31, 2011, 07:40:40 PM »
Fart Wars  :D
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Re: Worst farts ever
« Reply #15 on: October 31, 2011, 07:41:53 PM »
Quote from: Fortress on October 31, 2011, 07:39:51 PM
For this you should be proud. Only real men can create such crisis with just their ass.  ;D

LOL..!! I was in shock..my ass lava created all that...bitches desperately  opening windows , etc....it took like an hr for everything to return to normal.
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Re: Worst farts ever
« Reply #16 on: October 31, 2011, 07:46:44 PM »
Quote from: Slinpimp on October 31, 2011, 07:41:53 PM
LOL..!! I was in shock..my ass lava created all that..

I once walked over to the local drugstore and, during my shopping, felt a deep "plunge" from within. I found the single-person washroom for customers and proceeded to DESTROY the room. I quickly exited the store. The stench was overpowering and wrong.

Once outside I made a horrific discovery: I had left my sunglasses in the loo.

Then I discovered something else, once inside. The bathroom required a key (I had just gotten lucky the first time that the door was propped open).

I asked a young female for the key, thinking she'd give it to me. Nope. She walk-runs across the store and opens the door to let me in. The blast from within that crypt of death was shocking.

She likely still pays for counselling.
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L.L

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Re: Worst farts ever
« Reply #17 on: October 31, 2011, 07:48:07 PM »
Funny thing is this little old greek dude who's an accountant for the company has a  history of having stomach problems , bacterias, worms and  all that shit.. He's also famous for dropping  acid bombs every now and then so I guess the fucker is gonna take the blame for this one..good ,he is dick anyways
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Re: Worst farts ever
« Reply #18 on: October 31, 2011, 07:49:49 PM »
Quote from: Fortress on October 31, 2011, 07:46:44 PM
I once walked over to the local drugstore and, during my shopping, felt a deep "plunge" from within. I found the single-person washroom for customers and proceeded to DESTROY the room. I quickly exited the store. The stench was overpowering and wrong.

Once outside I made a horrific discovery: I had left my sunglasses in the loo.

Then I discovered something else, once inside. The bathroom required a key (I had just gotten lucky the first time that the door was propped open).

I asked a young female for the key, thinking she'd give it to me. Nope. She walk-runs across the store and opens the door to let me in. The blast from within that crypt of death was shocking.

She likely still pays for counselling.


ROFL!!!! BWAWAWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA AAAAAAA
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Re: Worst farts ever
« Reply #19 on: November 01, 2011, 05:10:43 AM »
Sea Monkeys..
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