fucking cat
I gently move the puss to a remoter bed spot. After I'm asleep, I don't care where she goes.
reported to PETA.
I remember a while ago I was out with the guys, came home, my gal was lying in bed diagonally, and the dog (over 100 lbs) plus the cat, plus the rabbit (not kidding here) were al in the bed on my spot. Fuck.
I love all animals, but as a pet, cats blow. Oh, and that furball would get the chuck off my bed, pronto.
Gayer than giving a fuck about where the pussy sleeps.
I move my cat to the left side of the bed and I have the right side. I just can't sleep otherwise, if he's hogging my side of the bed. My kitten climbs up and sleeps on my pillow during the night. But since it has got warmer, she has been sleeping on a chair.
You realize your cats walk around in their shit and piss and you are ok with having them in bed. GROSS.