Billy Gums - Could just about understand if you were a tough, jacked member of the A.r.yan brotherhood or Nazi low riders but the fact that you're a little pussy that made a fool of himself in a thong and got ridiculed on stage kind of sabotages your king -of -white- trash goal.
Derek Springer - Don't want to get nasty as I heard about your little...ahem.. liver complaint and felt sorry for you when you cried on that radio show about being totally broke and having to move into your brother's basement and sell your car. I will say that the mob would be disgusted and repulsed by your dancing for gay men and coming in your panties while doing it. They would whack you for it if you were either mobbed-up or important. Lucky for you... you're neither.