Author Topic: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house (Read 12118 times)

io856 · « **on:** November 03, 2011, 04:54:06 AM »

Serena Williams fled to the panic room in her Los Angeles mansion when she mistook a sports association drug tester for a dangerous intruder.

The tennis legend's assistant called 911 around 6:00am local time last Wednesday and told the emergency operator that a prowler had been spotted at the luxurious property, TMZ reported.

Williams retreated to her panic room in a bid to protect herself.

But the intruder turned out to be a random drug tester who stopped by unannounced for a urine sample.

Cops responded to the 911 call but quickly left the property when the misunderstanding was discovered.

It was not known whether Williams submitted to the drug test.

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2011/11/02/serena-williams-thinks-drug-tester-is-intruder-locks-self-in-panic-room/#ixzz1cdtYuWW7

paradoxno1 · « **Reply #1 on:** November 03, 2011, 04:58:25 AM »

Say what you like about Serena Williams.

She's got balls.

DK II · « **Reply #2 on:** November 03, 2011, 04:59:52 AM »

She probably has a stack of old urine in a refrigerator in that "Drug tester arriving panic" - room.

TrueGrit · « **Reply #3 on:** November 03, 2011, 05:00:56 AM »

Quote from: DK II on November 03, 2011, 04:59:52 AM

She probably has a stack of old urine in a refrigerator in that "Drug tester arriving panic" - room.

x2

greeneyes · « **Reply #4 on:** November 03, 2011, 05:01:27 AM »

Quote from: paradoxno1 on November 03, 2011, 04:58:25 AM

Say what you like about Serena Williams.

She's got balls.

she got ass . would hit it

DK II · « **Reply #5 on:** November 03, 2011, 05:03:10 AM »

Quote from: greeneyes on November 03, 2011, 05:01:27 AM

she got ass . would hit it

Me too, i bet it would be one fuck you'd never forget in your life.

TrueGrit · « **Reply #6 on:** November 03, 2011, 05:04:11 AM »

She'd grunt a lot and her father would like to watch..

Dipadidu · « **Reply #7 on:** November 03, 2011, 05:06:13 AM »

Quote from: DK II on November 03, 2011, 05:03:10 AM

Me too, i bet it would be one fuck you'd never forget in your life.

if she's wearing a bag over her head...

greeneyes · « **Reply #8 on:** November 03, 2011, 05:08:27 AM »

Quote

if she's wearing a bag over her head...

No need. God give us doggystyle

DK II · « **Reply #9 on:** November 03, 2011, 05:08:40 AM »

Quote from: Dipadidu on November 03, 2011, 05:06:13 AM

if she's wearing a bag over her head...

Yeah, she's not my type, absolutely not, but it would be a great story to tell some day.

Vince G, CSN MFT · « **Reply #10 on:** November 03, 2011, 05:08:47 AM »

If someone was on my property at 6am in the morning then I would think it was an intruder

doriancutlerman · « **Reply #11 on:** November 03, 2011, 05:21:18 AM »

Quote from: TrueGrit on November 03, 2011, 05:04:11 AM

She'd grunt a lot and her father would like to watch..

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Classic.

Army of One · « **Reply #12 on:** November 03, 2011, 05:21:57 AM »

Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on November 03, 2011, 05:08:47 AM

If someone was on my property at 6am in the morning then I would think it was an intruder

Why?Im sure Vissy intrudes your butthole every morning

WillGrant · « **Reply #13 on:** November 03, 2011, 05:36:24 AM »

Quote from: greeneyes on November 03, 2011, 05:08:27 AM

No need. God give us doggystyle

I could imagine it looking like a cows back end with all the black and the pink insides... not sure if wantz $:-\$

johnnynoname · « **Reply #14 on:** November 03, 2011, 05:38:24 AM »

Why would Vince G care if someone was on his property at 6am?

Isn't he at the gym doing cardio at that time?

WillGrant · « **Reply #15 on:** November 03, 2011, 05:40:46 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on November 03, 2011, 05:38:24 AM

Why would Vince G care if someone was on his property at 6am?

Isn't he at the gym ~~doing cardio~~ cleaning the toilets at that time?

Fixed for truth

johnnynoname · « **Reply #16 on:** November 03, 2011, 05:42:49 AM »

rumor has it that vince saw a turd in the gym toliets and then checked to see if he had all his fingers

Radical Plato · « **Reply #17 on:** November 03, 2011, 08:38:39 AM »

Quote from: paradoxno1 on November 03, 2011, 04:58:25 AM

Say what you like about Serena Williams.

She's got balls.

jmt1 · « **Reply #18 on:** November 03, 2011, 09:10:04 AM »

dr.chimps · « **Reply #19 on:** November 03, 2011, 09:11:43 AM »

Quote from: TrueGrit on November 03, 2011, 05:04:11 AM

She'd grunt a lot and her father would like to watch..

A+

Radical Plato · « **Reply #20 on:** November 03, 2011, 09:32:22 AM »

I'd probably still hit her

Nails · « **Reply #21 on:** November 03, 2011, 09:38:54 AM »

oh brooother

i thought this bitchh was straight out of compton , straight acting like a valley girl

BayGBM · « **Reply #22 on:** November 03, 2011, 10:16:21 AM »

Quote from: greeneyes on November 03, 2011, 05:01:27 AM

she got ass . would hit it

Now you can see why Jefferson was tapping Sally Hemmings!
Why Strom Thurmond was freaking on his young house maid...
And why all the old masters were trolling the slave quarters...

Bay likey!

purenaturalstrength · « **Reply #23 on:** November 03, 2011, 10:37:39 AM »

Quote from: jmt1 on November 03, 2011, 09:10:04 AM

.

beautiful chocolate woman

Jack T. Cross · « **Reply #24 on:** November 03, 2011, 12:49:03 PM »

According to this story, the person entered the property before 6:00 am, and did so in a way that didn't involve normal contact (announcing him/herself using a gate speaker in this case).

Something's wrong here, lol.

Author Topic: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house (Read 12118 times)

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