Author Topic: what's the deal with not cleaning the toilet after yourself? (Read 2788 times)

j3di3 · « **on:** November 06, 2011, 05:43:18 AM »

I work at a big company. It is full of supposedly educated above average people who dress suits/nice clothes to work.

While all this is nice, ppl keep leaving toilets with shit all over the place and not cleaning them. This is fucking sickening, sometimes I even wonder how its even possible to shit all over the place like that. This fucking defies the laws of gravity.

We even have these posters hanging on the door to clean the toilets after use with a brush.

Does it happen at your workplace aswell?

Marty Champions · « **Reply #1 on:** November 06, 2011, 06:00:18 AM »

this is why working for the man sucks ass

i suggest everyone get to a point where theyve saved 40-45,000 dollars, move in with your parents or a roomate if you have to, buy a foreclosed house with cash, . probably will need new heating and ac another 5-6 grand tops.. paint the mother fucker up your self rip out the carpets. youll have the house paid for GET RICH SLOW in 10 years

Marty Champions · « **Reply #2 on:** November 06, 2011, 06:01:37 AM »

Quote from: Johnny Falcon on November 06, 2011, 06:00:18 AM

this is why working for the man sucks ass

i suggest everyone get to a point where theyve saved 40-45,000 dollars, move in with your parents or a roomate if you have to, buy a foreclosed house with cash, . probably will need new heating and ac another 5-6 grand tops.. paint the mother fucker up your self rip out the carpets. youll have the house paid for GET RICH SLOW in 10 years

alot of really good foreclosures around 150,000 dollar houses that you could get for 40-45 grand, easy to talk down the price

TrueGrit · « **Reply #3 on:** November 06, 2011, 06:02:08 AM »

I often leave a good shit for the next person to flush, if it's impressive.

Benny B · « **Reply #4 on:** November 06, 2011, 06:39:45 AM »

Quote from: j3di3 on November 06, 2011, 05:43:18 AM

I work at a big company. It is full of supposedly educated above average people who dress suits/nice clothes to work.

While all this is nice, ppl keep leaving toilets with shit all over the place and not cleaning them. This is fucking sickening, sometimes I even wonder how its even possible to shit all over the place like that. This fucking defies the laws of gravity.

We even have these posters hanging on the door to clean the toilets after use with a brush.

Does it happen at your workplace aswell?

You work with a bunch of lazy, nasty people. It has nothing to do with the level of education or whether they buy their clothes from Brooks Brothers or Walmart.

Marty Champions · « **Reply #5 on:** November 06, 2011, 06:46:02 AM »

Quote from: Benny B on November 06, 2011, 06:39:45 AM

You work with a bunch of lazy, nasty people. It has nothing to do with the level of education or whether they buy their clothes from Brooks Brothers or Walmart.

lack of proper education causes people to be lazy

if they were smarter thus more educated they would realize acting lazy and inconsiderate is an inferior trait

your reasoning sucks

me i have always maintained superior reasoning

farrellzach · « **Reply #6 on:** November 06, 2011, 06:48:12 AM »

Quote from: Johnny Falcon on November 06, 2011, 06:46:02 AM

lack of proper education causes people to be lazy

if they were smarter thus more educated they would realize acting lazy and inconsiderate is an inferior trait

your reasoning sucks

me i have always maintained superior reasoning

Intelligence =/= Education.

Marty Champions · « **Reply #7 on:** November 06, 2011, 06:50:29 AM »

properly educated people are good people. proper education is half the time taught by parents and half the time you are just born with it and naturally considerate of other people if lucky enough to not be dissuaded by society in impressionable stages of life

disobedient run of the mill public educated people follow the herd of the sociopathic mentality thus never cleaning up for someone else

Benny B · « **Reply #8 on:** November 06, 2011, 06:52:49 AM »

Quote from: Johnny Falcon on November 06, 2011, 06:46:02 AM

lack of proper education causes people to be lazy

if they were smarter thus more educated they would realize acting lazy and inconsiderate is an inferior trait

your reasoning sucks

me i have always maintained superior reasoning

Marty Champions · « **Reply #9 on:** November 06, 2011, 06:57:46 AM »

Quote from: Benny B on November 06, 2011, 06:52:49 AM

you have inferior reasoning..

this happens alot dont feel embarassed when falcon puts you in your place. Its just that im alot smarter than you

farrellzach · « **Reply #10 on:** November 06, 2011, 07:00:58 AM »

Quote from: Johnny Falcon on November 06, 2011, 06:50:29 AM

properly educated people are good people. proper education is half the time taught by parents and half the time you are just born with it and naturally considerate of other people if lucky enough to not be dissuaded by society in impressionable stages of life

disobedient run of the mill public educated people follow the herd of the sociopathic mentality thus never cleaning up for someone else

How can you be born with proper education? The definition of education is "The theory and practice of teaching." One cannot be born with a theory or practice already instilled in them.

Also being considerate of others has nothing to do with education or intelligence, that's called personality.

Benny B · « **Reply #11 on:** November 06, 2011, 07:06:15 AM »

Quote from: Johnny Falcon on November 06, 2011, 06:57:46 AM

you have inferior reasoning..

this happens alot dont feel embarassed when falcon puts you in your place. Its just that im alot smarter than you

lol

What is your level of education, and what Fortune 500 companies have you worked for?

Marty Champions · « **Reply #12 on:** November 06, 2011, 07:09:29 AM »

Quote from: farrellzach on November 06, 2011, 07:00:58 AM

How can you be born with proper education? The definition of education is "The theory and practice of teaching." One cannot be born with a theory or practice already instilled in them.

Also being considerate of others has nothing to do with education or intelligence, that's called personality.

genetics can make you more inclined to have compassion. genetics play a factor to varying degrees to make you more inclined for variable life aptitudes.

a considerate person is an intelligent person in regards to nuturing the higher self and not just nuturing the immediate self

farrellzach · « **Reply #13 on:** November 06, 2011, 07:10:12 AM »

Quote from: Benny B on November 06, 2011, 07:06:15 AM

lol

What is your level of education, and what Fortune 500 companies have you worked for?

I assume with his lack of capitalization or punctuation, he must have owned quite a few.

Marty Champions · « **Reply #14 on:** November 06, 2011, 07:11:53 AM »

Quote from: Benny B on November 06, 2011, 07:06:15 AM

lol

What is your level of education, and what Fortune 500 companies have you worked for?

i am education. i am the company

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #15 on:** November 06, 2011, 07:15:06 AM »

I am quite decent when it comes to the toilet, but I do fart in the elevator on a regular basis.....

j3di3 · « **Reply #16 on:** November 06, 2011, 07:26:52 AM »

Now let's say u go to take a dump, and the toilet is already shit stained, but u have to use it as the other one is taken. You take a good sized dump, wipe ur ass and about to go, now, the toilet is dirty from the previous guy. What do u do? Clean some one elses shit or risk having someone step into there right after u leave with the shit from the previous session. They don't know it, and saw u leaving so they will think you are the disgusting person. Its a lose lose situation if u ask me...

Big Worm · « **Reply #17 on:** November 06, 2011, 07:32:58 AM »

Quote from: Johnny Falcon on November 06, 2011, 06:46:02 AM

lack of proper education causes people to be lazy

if they were smarter thus more educated they would realize acting lazy and inconsiderate is an inferior trait

your reasoning sucks

me i have always maintained superior reasoning

That's so untrue.. Lazy has nothing to do with education.. I know a gentleman who can't read and can barely write his name,and owns 8 homes in Park Slope,and 5 of them are paid for IN FULL. . He's in his late 50's and wakes up every morning,and still goes to work,in his construction business. I asked him ,how is it possible to be so successful,with limited education..? He said,I know numbers,and I'm no lazy bum..!

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #18 on:** November 06, 2011, 07:35:12 AM »

Quote from: j3di3 on November 06, 2011, 07:26:52 AM

Now let's say u go to take a dump, and the toilet is already shit stained, but u have to use it as the other one is taken. You take a good sized dump, wipe ur ass and about to go, now, the toilet is dirty from the previous guy. What do u do? Clean some one elses shit or risk having someone step into there right after u leave with the shit from the previous session. They don't know it, and saw u leaving so they will think you are the disgusting person. Its a lose lose situation if u ask me...

Dilemma from Hell......what if it's your boss right after you, and that afternoon you got a promotion appointment with him..

Natural Man · « **Reply #19 on:** November 06, 2011, 08:09:30 AM »

Our personality is made of both acquired and inherited traits, and both have an influence on each others... The best way to raise a kid is to give him/her an adequate and balanced amount of love, education coming from parents who stay together all life long. He/she will learn stable and long lasting confidence and hope in himself and others.Parents better themselves staying together whatever happens by both following God's words.
To do this you must have faith. And there s only one real, reasonable, fair, Good and true faith, as there s only one real, reasonable, fair, good, and true God.

Even if you ve been badly raised you can learn how to improve your weaknesses being mentored by someone who follow god's words, or by reading them directly opening a Bible. But be careful, a lot of men and women manipulated God's words in their own interests, which is not the intent of God's words. If you only think about yourself, it means you re not following God's words. You can attack people, if they are not following God's words. You can only use force to defend God's words, this way you will use force in a good way.

polychronopolous · « **Reply #20 on:** November 06, 2011, 08:14:47 AM »

Quote from: TrueGrit on November 06, 2011, 06:02:08 AM

I often leave a good shit for the next person to flush, if it's impressive.

Especially if it's a scenario which would require multiple flushes to dispose of said turd.

_bruce_ · « **Reply #21 on:** November 06, 2011, 10:20:45 AM »

I avoid unnecessary casualties. Some folks just shit a good turd, cloak up the toilette and basically leave an artificial pond with a roaming submarine.
Children are often guilty of leaving turd surfers.

Tito24 · « **Reply #22 on:** November 06, 2011, 10:23:57 AM »

lol, yes sometimes you wonder in what position people have shitted that it looks so messy. people are disgusting creatures.

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #23 on:** November 06, 2011, 10:38:08 AM »

Quote from: Tito24 on November 06, 2011, 10:23:57 AM

lol, yes sometimes you wonder in what position people have shitted that it looks so messy. people are disgusting creatures.

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Tapeworm · « **Reply #24 on:** November 06, 2011, 10:43:09 AM »

Probably all that airplane food. What's the deal with airplane food?