Choose your own Adventure...

[Wiggs]

It's Tuesday night and you're in Vegas...you're a local, single, money in pocket and automobile.
Keep in mind you're born and raise so no tourist stuff.
Go...

[The Ugly]

Eight ball and whores.

[The True Adonis]

It's Tuesday night and you're in Vegas...you're a local, single, money in pocket and automobile.
Keep in mind you're born and raise so no tourist stuff.
Go...

I choose to go rent a Monster Truck and go to the nearest Ferrari dealership and crush every car I see and then hand them a check for all of the damage.  How awesome would that be?  Especially if you Youtubed it.  Instant front page.

[Wiggs]

Eight ball and whores.

lol...those days are done..lol

[Wiggs]

I choose to go rent a Monster Truck and go to the nearest Ferrari dealership and crush every car I see and then hand them a check for all of the damage.  How awesome would that be?  Especially if you Youtubed it.  Instant front page.

lmao..that would be epic...

[The True Adonis]

lmao..that would be epic...

I don`t understand why a billionaire would not do this, just for the epic Lolz.  Not even tell anyone, just show up with the Monster Truck and rev its engine and then start the Mayhem and capture it all.  It would be one of the most amusing things ever.

[The.Giant]

2 chicks at the same time.

[bradistani]

man, vegas ! we've got nothing even fucking remotely close. seriously, NOTHING!!!

blackpool 

[doozejooze]

Hire a dude to lose at bloody knuckles at a strip club. Reap the putative benefits. Make a dinner reservation and then cancel it in Spanish. Sell life insurance at a mosque. And for the finale, wear a wiggs for president shirt to a Cirque show and square dance in the aisles with an epileptic.   

 Or get lit and buy cheesecake at the Southpointe Deli.

[The Ugly]

Make a dinner reservation and then cancel it in Spanish.

Yes, I forgot about this.

[doozejooze]

Sing a Benzino song at Karaoke. Order a steak and go vegan while waiting. Ask a Canadian to marry for a Visa so u can smuggle prohibited porn titles. Declare urself 1/32 Choctaw when u when at touch easy Keno to avoid taxes. Get a shark skin suit and sell raffle tickets to work as a Pit Boss . Hook up with Wiggs and destroy a Kloe Kardashian impersonator's seat meat.

Get lit and order carrot cake from Southpointe deli.

[makaveli25]

Get about 3-4 plumpers a nice big hotel room with an amazing Jacuzzi some booze and sex toys and lots of Viagra.

[kiwiol]

Put on my sleeveless flannel shirt, cut off Daisy dukes, Timberland shoes, Parillo belt and my AnimalPak do rag and go train hamstrings in the gym. Then come back home, eat my plain baked chicken breasts and brown rice while posting on Getbig about why Dorian is better than Ronnie, while sipping on water from my gallon jug.

Then set the alarm to go off in 3 hours for my next meal so I won't go catabolic and swallow a handful of BCAAs for GH release while I take a nap to recover from my workout.

I live life on the edge

[wes]

Put on my sleeveless flannel T shirt, cut off Daisy dukes, Timberland shoes, Parillo belt and my AnimalPak do rag and go train hamstrings in the gym. Then come back home, eat my plain baked chicken breasts and brown rice while posting on Getbig about why Dorian is better than Ronnie, while sipping on water from my gallon jug.

Then set the alarm to go off in 3 hours for my next meal so I won't go catabolic and swallow a handful of BCAAs for GH release while I take a nap to recover from my workout.

I live life on the edge

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Just another day in the life of all getbiggers!! 

[makaveli25]

Put on my sleeveless flannel T shirt, cut off Daisy dukes, Timberland shoes, Parillo belt and my AnimalPak do rag and go train hamstrings in the gym. Then come back home, eat my plain baked chicken breasts and brown rice while posting on Getbig about why Dorian is better than Ronnie, while sipping on water from my gallon jug.

Then set the alarm to go off in 3 hours for my next meal so I won't go catabolic and swallow a handful of BCAAs for GH release while I take a nap to recover from my workout.

I live life on the edge

 

[JBGRAY]

Go out begging for change on the street corner with witty writing on a piece of cardboard.

[Max B]

Put on my sleeveless flannel shirt, cut off Daisy dukes, Timberland shoes, Parillo belt and my AnimalPak do rag and go train hamstrings in the gym. Then come back home, eat my plain baked chicken breasts and brown rice while posting on Getbig about why Dorian is better than Ronnie, while sipping on water from my gallon jug.

Then set the alarm to go off in 3 hours for my next meal so I won't go catabolic and swallow a handful of BCAAs for GH release while I take a nap to recover from my workout.

I live life on the edge

There was this tool at the gym i used to train at that did that exact same thing. Prob in his mid 40s and his belt said captain kirk  some people really have no idea how fucking gay they look

[Max B]

I don`t understand why a billionaire would not do this, just for the epic Lolz.  Not even tell anyone, just show up with the Monster Truck and rev its engine and then start the Mayhem and capture it all.  It would be one of the most amusing things ever.

Uh maybe because you would probably get locked up and be on the front page of the newspapers as the biggest douche ever and everyone would hate you and your reputation would be ruined.

[stuntmovie]

Serve as Best Man and Ring Bearer for wedding party while jumping off the Stratosphere  Tower dressed  as Elvis.

[Xerxes]

Masturbate and cry myself to sleep

[Dr Dutch]

Visit Jay Cutler and tell him he's boring. Then run away..

[Parker]

Shut off the electricity to the whole city so none of you or the city can have any fun (electricity for the hospitals and police depts would be kept on).

[WillGrant]

[CalvinH]

Masturbate and cry myself to sleep

Isn't that like every night for you

[dr.chimps]

I choose to go rent a Monster Truck and go to the nearest Ferrari dealership and crush every car I see and then hand them a check for all of the damage.  How awesome would that be?  Especially if you Youtubed it.  Instant front page.

Someone's watched 'Roadhouse.'