lol, i read the first part of ur post, I've got so many pms in my inbox of people saying that me and gh15 are the reason they read this board, people saying thanks for being honest, people asking me for advice on women, every time I pm someone on here or somewhere else about an unrelated topic they tell me how much they enjoy reading my posts on whatever board they know me as ap85 on... this is why I'm on this board, I can express myself freely and people ACTUALLY take what I say to heart... this is very encouraging for me, and even your attention is encouraging for me because I know you've read my post history and you like what I say and you want me to talk to you and this is your way of getting my attention... I understand ok, listen my balls are hairy as fuck and I lke to get them licked by females, so I need someone to come and shave my balls for me no homo, and i need you to dress like an oomaloompa, dont ask ok, if I am going to let you shave my balls i need you to dress like an oompaloompa, I will be wearing a top hat an da cane