What's the worse lie you've ever witness a woman tell?

[Wiggs]

I was reading between the lines here buddy we all know what you really meant to say

hahaahahahaahaha...You're a moron.

[Stark]

hahaahahahaahaha...You're a moron.

You're feeling better now my chocolate coated friend?

[purenaturalstrength]

i've been dating a girl for 5 years now and I just found out she is 6 years older than me, not the same age as she said the entire time.

she exposed herself by accident

[Wiggs]

i've been dating a girl for 5 years now and I just found out she is 6 years older than me, not the same age as she said the entire time.

she exposed herself by accident

What did you do? 

[Stark]

i've been dating a girl for 5 years now and I just found out she is 6 years older than me, not the same age as she said the entire time.

she exposed herself by accident

I know its pretty hard to judge a donkey by the look alone, well done for finding out the truth now you can move on to a horse.

[sync pulse]

When my mother would tell me she knew what was best for me...

[Stark]

When my mother would tell me she knew what was best for me...

Was this before or after I came in her mouth?

[WillGrant]

Where do I start 

[Dr.J]

"It's the biggest one I ever had"

[Wiggs]

Where do I start 

From the beginning friend.

[indie-lad]

"I've never done that before."

"That is the first time I've ever tasted it."

"This is my first time."

etc.. etc.. etc..

[Swlabr]

"I'm not a slut."

[Papper]

"I've never done that before."

"That is the first time I've ever tasted it."

"This is my first time."

etc.. etc.. etc..

This! "i dont usually do this..", "dont suck cock on first date" bla bla bla 

Always about their reputation and image = sluttiness. They also talk behind other girls' backs. Always

[purenaturalstrength]

What did you do? 

Nothing much

this was only one and a half week ago.


Funny because we were at the airport seeing this old white man with a pretty sexy black dominican woman. I was saying to her that we can't really see her age because as they say in America "Black don't crack"

she laughed her tits off


she's also black


go figure

[dr.chimps]

To keep our egos intact, sometimes we say and do some pretty silly stuff. 

[OTHstrong]

Woman are god damn liars we know this.  They lie to us and they lie to themselves.  Here is a little true scenario.

A broad I know. Very close since high school but nothing sexual...(yet ) White, blond hair blue eyes my age...blah, blah blah...Anyway a couple years ago this broad fucks some fella in a parking lot gets prego...As a friend she asks me to come with her to this planned parenthood. Initially I agree but in the end I change my mind, I just can't do it.

She goes through and has the abortion. This was December 09.  This weekend I'm talking to a her on the phone about the Ron Paul movement and she goes into this rant about not wanting to take care of other peoples children. She says she doesnt like places like planned parenthood and doesn't think it should be funded by tax dollars.  She then said she doesn't care if a woman gets an abortion but she would never do it and we shouldn't have to pay for it.

Now, my first impulse was to stop her midsentence and out her getbig style but I came to my senses.  She said at the time she only told two people about the pregnancy and abortion.  Me and the guy that got her prego...Now based on what she said this weekend. I'm left to believe that A. She forgot she told me and just straight up lied about it. Or B. She knows she told but still decided to lie about it.

I'm going with option A. BUT wouldn't a broad remember people she told she had an abortion? Unless she lied about that and told everyone?  I'm kind of awestruck at it especially since I've known her since we both were 15.  I know broads lie but this shit is crazy.  I've caught broads in some crazy lies over the years that really show you how evil bitches can be.  I don't put anything past them.  What's the most fucked up crazy lie you've ever seen a woman tell? 

After reading this, not once but twice, I am convinced that she wasn't even pregnant to begin with. She lied to you about that trying to get attention, maybe she liked you. Think, if she got an abortion she wouldn't be against it and if only two people knew she wouldn't forget in a million years who she told, either way she is a liar and not a very good one.

[Hulkotron]

Would be more fun if you asked whats the worse lie we have ever told a woman...


I proceed with that..


1) I promise I pull out

Haha

[Parker]

WTF is up with the broad I know?  Just when you think you know someone (which I believe you never truly know someone).
Is this normal for women?

Actually, I've noticed that the more women become "masculinized", the more their lying resembles a man's---it doesn't make any damn sense, and you can easily shoot holes in the lies. The more womanly the woman, the better the liar. In fact, woman from that old skool way are so good at lying, you would think it's the truth.

[Wiggs]

After reading this, not once but twice, I am convinced that she wasn't even pregnant to begin with. She lied to you about that trying to get attention, maybe she liked you. Think, if she got an abortion she wouldn't be against it and if only two people knew she wouldn't forget in a million years who she told, either way she is a liar and not a very good one.

Man,I hope this isn't true....This would be a serious offense....Our relationship hasn't always been just friends. We had a teenage crush on each other but but nothing ever happened. For the most part she is a good women. I just happen to find a crack in the foundation.

[Wiggs]

Actually, I've noticed that the more women become "masculinized", the more their lying resembles a man's---it doesn't make any damn sense, and you can easily shoot holes in the lies. The more womanly the woman, the better the liar. In fact, woman from that old skool way are so good at lying, you would think it's the truth.

They're much better than men but that's because we usually don't suspect them.
For the most part, I don't put anything past anyone because is the circumstances are right humans will do whatever for self preservation.

[MORTALCOIL]

"No honey, this is not a black dude fucking me in the ass. It's a figment of your imagination. The doctor should change your meds."

[MikMaq]

All I want is money and attention.

Using my man logic, this would mean either this is true and everything else they says is lies, or everything they say is truth except this sentence. I took the rational approach.

[CalvinH]

"I do"

[dr.chimps]

"I do"

Ha! Thread over.     

[MAXX]

"It's the biggest one I ever had"

haha yes

omg you are huge!