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Re: Whats your nickname in the gym?
« Reply #25 on: November 23, 2011, 05:12:14 AM »
On monday at the gym I had seated millitary press as a first exercise. I perform it on squat rack, coz it's the only place I can do it safely (we don't have any other racks).  I grabbed bench and tried to pit it there when local 50 year old fat moron told me "I TRAIN THERE". I went like - ok, what do you do there? He yelled "IT DOES NOT MATTER". Whatever, I decided to wait for him coz I had time anyway. He grabbed empty bar and didn't put it on his back, didn't put it on his chest, he used it to PULL his body up while performing squats. You get it? He grabbed the bar and helped himself with hands while squatting. I have absolutely NO IDEA why he needed that rack for this shit. He was impolite couple of times before towards other gym members so I couldn't resist and told him "i know it's a gym but it doesn't mean you have to behave like a dork". He ignored me, lol.

Translation : a 50 yr old dork runs things at your gym

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Re: Whats your nickname in the gym?
« Reply #26 on: November 23, 2011, 05:14:28 AM »
On monday at the gym I had seated millitary press as a first exercise. I perform it on squat rack, coz it's the only place I can do it safely (we don't have any other racks).  I grabbed bench and tried to pit it there when local 50 year old fat moron told me "I TRAIN THERE". I went like - ok, what do you do there? He yelled "IT DOES NOT MATTER". Whatever, I decided to wait for him coz I had time anyway. He grabbed empty bar and didn't put it on his back, didn't put it on his chest, he used it to PULL his body up while performing squats. You get it? He grabbed the bar and helped himself with hands while squatting. I have absolutely NO IDEA why he needed that rack for this shit. He was impolite couple of times before towards other gym members so I couldn't resist and told him "i know it's a gym but it doesn't mean you have to behave like a dork". He ignored me, lol.

he wont show up anymore ;D

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Re: Whats your nickname in the gym?
« Reply #27 on: November 23, 2011, 05:15:43 AM »
On monday at the gym I had seated millitary press as a first exercise. I perform it on squat rack, coz it's the only place I can do it safely (we don't have any other racks).  I grabbed bench and tried to pit it there when local 50 year old fat moron told me "I TRAIN THERE". I went like - ok, what do you do there? He yelled "IT DOES NOT MATTER". Whatever, I decided to wait for him coz I had time anyway. He grabbed empty bar and didn't put it on his back, didn't put it on his chest, he used it to PULL his body up while performing squats. You get it? He grabbed the bar and helped himself with hands while squatting. I have absolutely NO IDEA why he needed that rack for this shit. He was impolite couple of times before towards other gym members so I couldn't resist and told him "i know it's a gym but it doesn't mean you have to behave like a dork". He ignored me, lol.

Not the stupidest thing I've seen someone do, although clearly the rudest.
At my gym I've seen at most, five people do squats. Only one went below parallel, one went to parallel, the rest stopped way above.
I've also seen exactly two people do deadlifts. Not one dropped the bar all the way to the ground after first lifting it.

These numbers, out of maybe, a hundred people.

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Re: Whats your nickname in the gym?
« Reply #28 on: November 23, 2011, 05:21:37 AM »
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Re: Whats your nickname in the gym?
« Reply #29 on: November 23, 2011, 05:32:51 AM »
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Re: Whats your nickname in the gym?
« Reply #30 on: November 23, 2011, 05:33:08 AM »
I amposting this from my galaxy S plus...and yes ... it is the best by far ;)


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Re: Whats your nickname in the gym?
« Reply #31 on: November 23, 2011, 05:44:17 AM »
They used to call me "Xerxes with the Iron-neck" back in the 70's due to looking like Murgatroyd (with a very sturdy neck) with a "La Vostra Cosa"-tattoo on my back.

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Re: Whats your nickname in the gym?
« Reply #32 on: November 23, 2011, 05:46:27 AM »
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Re: Whats your nickname in the gym?
« Reply #33 on: November 23, 2011, 05:52:45 AM »
Ironneck it seems someone has a mancrush on us, oh well, can't blame him.

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Re: Whats your nickname in the gym?
« Reply #34 on: November 23, 2011, 05:54:38 AM »
 they refer to me as Sir.
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Re: Whats your nickname in the gym?
« Reply #35 on: November 23, 2011, 06:46:08 AM »
Been busy working ... but thanxto my samsung galaxy s.plus I can stay connected to the thunderdome

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Re: Whats your nickname in the gym?
« Reply #36 on: November 23, 2011, 06:55:26 AM »
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Re: Whats your nickname in the gym?
« Reply #37 on: November 23, 2011, 07:08:25 AM »
Im the "seamonkey guy".
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Re: Whats your nickname in the gym?
« Reply #38 on: November 23, 2011, 07:17:54 AM »
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Re: Whats your nickname in the gym?
« Reply #39 on: November 23, 2011, 07:22:21 AM »
Every man calls each other "girl" at the gym I belong to.

Sample conversation:

1: "Hey girl, how was your day?"

Random homosexual gymgoer: "It was all right girl, but you should have seen what one of my employees was wearing!  If no sense of style was a formidable offense, I would have fired his ass, lol!"

1 & random homosexual gymgoer proceed to high five each other and then make their way to the shower room.

"1"


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Re: Whats your nickname in the gym?
« Reply #40 on: November 23, 2011, 07:26:39 AM »
"the old-faced"    >:( >:( ??? ::)

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Re: Whats your nickname in the gym?
« Reply #41 on: November 23, 2011, 07:29:44 AM »
I like to be called "Guatetalian Stallion" problem is Im not Guatemalan nor Italian.........

"Hey looks there's the "GUATETALIAN STALION" hitting them traps !

Woudnt that be cool ?



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Re: Whats your nickname in the gym?
« Reply #42 on: November 23, 2011, 07:30:47 AM »
i dont talk to anybody at the gym, i say wussup to the regulars, but pretty much just wussup

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Re: Whats your nickname in the gym?
« Reply #43 on: November 23, 2011, 08:04:11 AM »
On monday at the gym I had seated millitary press as a first exercise. I perform it on squat rack, coz it's the only place I can do it safely (we don't have any other racks).  I grabbed bench and tried to pit it there when local 50 year old fat moron told me "I TRAIN THERE". I went like - ok, what do you do there? He yelled "IT DOES NOT MATTER". Whatever, I decided to wait for him coz I had time anyway. He grabbed empty bar and didn't put it on his back, didn't put it on his chest, he used it to PULL his body up while performing squats. You get it? He grabbed the bar and helped himself with hands while squatting. I have absolutely NO IDEA why he needed that rack for this shit. He was impolite couple of times before towards other gym members so I couldn't resist and told him "i know it's a gym but it doesn't mean you have to behave like a dork". He ignored me, lol.
That SOb would have had a seat and waited until I was done.

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Re: Whats your nickname in the gym?
« Reply #44 on: November 23, 2011, 10:34:04 AM »
Not the stupidest thing I've seen someone do, although clearly the rudest.
At my gym I've seen at most, five people do squats. Only one went below parallel, one went to parallel, the rest stopped way above.
I've also seen exactly two people do deadlifts. Not one dropped the bar all the way to the ground after first lifting it.

These numbers, out of maybe, a hundred people.

I saw a fella bench 510 lbs once, I was blown away. U jelly?

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Re: Whats your nickname in the gym?
« Reply #45 on: November 23, 2011, 10:57:07 AM »
They just call me your average gym rat..

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Re: Whats your nickname in the gym?
« Reply #46 on: November 23, 2011, 10:58:54 AM »
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Re: Whats your nickname in the gym?
« Reply #47 on: November 23, 2011, 11:01:17 AM »
Some call me "The-Weider-descending-reps-sets-principle guy", but others "stick to "The-Mike-Mentzer-Arthur-Jones-Heavy-Duty-once-a-month dude"....

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Re: Whats your nickname in the gym?
« Reply #48 on: November 23, 2011, 11:03:45 AM »
There are some who call me... 'Tim?'

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Re: Whats your nickname in the gym?
« Reply #49 on: November 23, 2011, 11:04:43 AM »
Most are afraid to speak to/about me anyway...