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Re: I Am In Love With Dakota Fanning.
« Reply #25 on: November 26, 2011, 09:42:52 AM »
I would pull her hair so hard it tears off while shoveling baseball bat in it's nasty holes. Filming the whole session and sending it to her father.  8)

without first bloodying her face, I can't even get hard here.   

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Re: I Am In Love With Dakota Fanning.
« Reply #26 on: November 26, 2011, 09:58:59 AM »
  Wow, you are so dumb. So, so dumb...

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Hey man, why the need to call me names, I haven't done so to you.

I'm just wondering why you are so fastidiously avoiding the question of your sexuality. I'll ask again. Are you a confirmed bachelor? A ginger beer? A post-bag? A popped collar?

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Re: I Am In Love With Dakota Fanning.
« Reply #27 on: November 26, 2011, 10:00:28 AM »
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Re: I Am In Love With Dakota Fanning.
« Reply #28 on: November 26, 2011, 10:13:26 AM »
SUCK, if you feel that strongly about someone you should get off your ass and go out and find her and introduce yourself as a friend, a fan, or a lover.

You may not succeed but you'll have a lot of fun in the process and I can almost guarantee that something even better will develop.

Life is strange that way but first you got to get off  your ass and go out look'n.

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Re: I Am In Love With Dakota Fanning.
« Reply #29 on: November 26, 2011, 10:14:04 AM »
  Dakota Fanning is what you could call "marriage material". I would actually tie the knot with this one...sublime beauty(looks more like an angel than a human), extremely sweet, feminine, highly intelligent and witty. It doesen't get any better than this. Outstanding genetic quality. If you find any flaws in her, then I have bad news for you: you are either a full-blown homosexual or someone who will die in old age very lonely, because she is pretty much as great as human females go, and if she is not good enough for you, then I doubt any woman will be since her genetic quality is at the less-than-one-in-a-billion level.

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Brunette hair would help  ::) ::) ::)

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Re: I Am In Love With Dakota Fanning.
« Reply #30 on: November 26, 2011, 10:17:32 AM »
SUCK, if you feel that strongly about someone you should get off your ass and go out and find her and introduce yourself as a friend, a fan, or a lover.

You may not succeed but you'll have a lot of fun in the process and I can almost guarantee that something even better will develop.

Life is strange that way but first you got to get off  your ass and go out look'n.

  I think I will first have to Blitzkrieg my way through her army of bodyguards before I can put your plan in practice... ;D

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Re: I Am In Love With Dakota Fanning.
« Reply #31 on: November 26, 2011, 10:21:59 AM »
  I think I will first have to Blitzkrieg my way through her army of bodyguards before I can put your plan in practice... ;D

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If anyone could ,  it would be you  ;)

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Re: I Am In Love With Dakota Fanning.
« Reply #32 on: November 26, 2011, 10:50:20 AM »
SUCK, that ain't necessarily so .... but it seems that you just talked your way out of making an attempt.

I am living proof that a person can meet anyone that they really want to meet providing you make the effort.

Just a few to mention here:

When I was a kid Bob Hope was the major comedian and I made an effort to meet him and ended up with a private, 15 minute talk with him just prior to his scheduled book signing session. We talked about Bing Crosby and Dorothy Lamour for some forgotten reason.

After that I wanted to meet Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis ... that took a lot of effort but I did end up meeting Jerry Lewis a number of times.

Then I wanted to meet Chesty Puller USMC and did.

ANd then I fell in love with Kim Novak and had a great talk with her while she was filming  a movie.

And Goldie Hawn and many other Hollywood types ... (Even more than Keith)

And Edward Everette Horton (ask Dr. Chimps). ANd the guy who played the voice of the Chesher Cat in Disney's "Alice in Wonderland'.

And maybe 80% of the bodybuilders ever mentioned on this Board  plus and even better ... most of the colorful but relatively unknown characters who ever saw the insides of a hard core gym.

ANd the major gym owners, magazine owners, and even some of you GetBiggers too!

I got off my butt at an early age because I was kicked out with orders to, "Get out and meet as many people as you can."

I'm not your dad but I wanna say, "Get off your ass and meet the world or I''ll come at ya with a baseball bat." (Where did I hear that before?)

Peobably won't work though!

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Re: I Am In Love With Dakota Fanning.
« Reply #33 on: November 26, 2011, 10:51:23 AM »
SUCK, that ain't necessarily so .... but it seems that you just talked your way out of making an attempt.

I am living proof that a person can meet anyone that they really want to meet providing you make the effort.

Just a few to mention here:

When I was a kid Bob Hope was the major comedian and I made an effort to meet him and ended up with a private, 15 minute talk with him just prior to his scheduled book signing session. We talked about Bing Crosby and Dorothy Lamour for some forgotten reason.

After that I wanted to meet Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis ... that took a lot of effort but I did end up meeting Jerry Lewis a number of times.

Then I wanted to meet Chesty Puller USMC and did.

ANd then I fell in love with Kim Novak and had a great talk with her while she was filming  a movie.

And Goldie Hawn and many other Hollywood types ... (Even more than Keith)

And Edward Everette Horton (ask Dr. Chimps). ANd the guy who played the voice of the Chesher Cat in Disney's "Alice in Wonderland'.

And maybe 80% of the bodybuilders ever mentioned on this Board  plus and even better ... most of the colorful but relatively unknown characters who ever saw the insides of a hard core gym.

ANd the major gym owners, magazine owners, and even some of you GetBiggers too!

I got off my butt at an early age because I was kicked out with orders to, "Get out and meet as many people as you can."

I'm not your dad but I wanna say, "Get off your ass and meet the world or I''ll come at ya with a baseball bat." (Where did I hear that before?)

Peobably won't work though!

you sound like a stalker.

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Re: I Am In Love With Dakota Fanning.
« Reply #34 on: November 26, 2011, 10:54:58 AM »
without first bloodying her face, I can't even get hard here.  

Alpha male with sum' high test levels I see  8)

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Re: I Am In Love With Dakota Fanning.
« Reply #35 on: November 26, 2011, 11:13:20 AM »
RAY, yea you can say that, but it's a different kind of stalking than the stalking I did on foreign soils  or the type of stalking you may be referring to or familiar with.

In regards to those people I've mentioned above I never had to sneak up and try to kill them or attempt to catch them doing something.

It was more like a shaking hands sort of thing and a very polite "Howdy-doo, pleased to meet ya!"

Pete Grymko is an expert at this and taught me how to "work the room" (as he so aptly put it.)

Call it 'stalking' if you prefer but it's way more gregarious than that.

And "Stalking the room!" just don't sound right.





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Re: I Am In Love With Dakota Fanning.
« Reply #36 on: November 26, 2011, 11:16:32 AM »
She'll be 18 in February. When the Harry Potter girl turned 18 pictures of her (partially obscured) upskirt bush were posted on a lot of celeb gossip sites. *fingers crossed*

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Re: I Am In Love With Dakota Fanning.
« Reply #37 on: November 26, 2011, 11:21:37 AM »

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Re: I Am In Love With Dakota Fanning.
« Reply #38 on: November 26, 2011, 12:20:56 PM »
  Dakota Fanning is what you could call "marriage material". I would actually tie the knot with this one...sublime beauty(looks more like an angel than a human), extremely sweet, feminine, highly intelligent and witty. It doesen't get any better than this. Outstanding genetic quality. If you find any flaws in her, then I have bad news for you: you are either a full-blown homosexual or someone who will die in old age very lonely, because she is pretty much as great as human females go, and if she is not good enough for you, then I doubt any woman will be since her genetic quality is at the less-than-one-in-a-billion level.

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wtf, she is a teenager

a teenager ain't no marriage material

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Re: I Am In Love With Dakota Fanning.
« Reply #39 on: November 26, 2011, 12:28:58 PM »
What a stupid thread, even worse than mine about the december Masters show..... :-X

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Re: I Am In Love With Dakota Fanning.
« Reply #40 on: November 26, 2011, 12:32:31 PM »
does "sucksmansmuscle" gives you the impression he knows about women?  :D
But he knows his stuff about primates...

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Re: I Am In Love With Dakota Fanning.
« Reply #41 on: November 26, 2011, 12:35:02 PM »
But he knows his stuff about primates...

he is also well-versed into the techniques of fellatio, I think this indicates someone who has had a lot of experience dispensing it.

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Re: I Am In Love With Dakota Fanning.
« Reply #42 on: November 26, 2011, 12:54:01 PM »
She's not a big deal at all  Ill say below average go out more often and you'll see ....  the Harry potter chick in the other hand, can be a platonic love if you will....


WOOOSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Re: I Am In Love With Dakota Fanning.
« Reply #43 on: November 26, 2011, 01:10:57 PM »
he is also well-versed into the techniques of fellatio, I think this indicates someone who has had a lot of experience dispensing it.

  Dude, just because I have porked your mother in the ass and she is an expert at dick sucking, doesen't mean that I was interested in learning that even though she did teach me a lot of sexual techniques such as how to properly donkey punch her. I know she taught dick-sucking very well to you when growing up, but some of us like the gash and not the sausage like you. ;)

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Re: I Am In Love With Dakota Fanning.
« Reply #44 on: November 26, 2011, 01:12:09 PM »
She's not a big deal at all  Ill say below average go out more often and you'll see ....  the Harry potter chick in the other hand, can be a platonic love if you will....


WOOOSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH

  Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...yeah, she is not. She is "below average". LOL!!! Outed!!!!

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Re: I Am In Love With Dakota Fanning.
« Reply #45 on: November 26, 2011, 01:43:30 PM »
  Good actress and all, but the pedophilia is alive and well in this thread.

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Re: I Am In Love With Dakota Fanning.
« Reply #46 on: November 26, 2011, 02:03:09 PM »
  Good actress and all, but the pedophilia is alive and well in this thread.

  Stop being a hypocrite. The guys who yell "pedophilia" are the same who jack-off to jailbait porn. It is normal for men to be attracted to 16 year-old girls.

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Re: I Am In Love With Dakota Fanning.
« Reply #47 on: November 26, 2011, 02:09:17 PM »
talk about cankles, worthless

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Re: I Am In Love With Dakota Fanning.
« Reply #48 on: November 26, 2011, 02:10:09 PM »


pedro
dosnt discriminate
he loves
teenage boys
in white
underwear also

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Re: I Am In Love With Dakota Fanning.
« Reply #49 on: November 26, 2011, 02:13:34 PM »
A standard good looking teenager.
More daughter material than drill soil.
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