I Am In Love With Dakota Fanning.

[suckmymuscle]

SUCK, that ain't necessarily so .... but it seems that you just talked your way out of making an attempt.

I am living proof that a person can meet anyone that they really want to meet providing you make the effort.

Just a few to mention here:

When I was a kid Bob Hope was the major comedian and I made an effort to meet him and ended up with a private, 15 minute talk with him just prior to his scheduled book signing session. We talked about Bing Crosby and Dorothy Lamour for some forgotten reason.

After that I wanted to meet Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis ... that took a lot of effort but I did end up meeting Jerry Lewis a number of times.

Then I wanted to meet Chesty Puller USMC and did.

ANd then I fell in love with Kim Novak and had a great talk with her while she was filming  a movie.

And Goldie Hawn and many other Hollywood types ... (Even more than Keith)

And Edward Everette Horton (ask Dr. Chimps). ANd the guy who played the voice of the Chesher Cat in Disney's "Alice in Wonderland'.

And maybe 80% of the bodybuilders ever mentioned on this Board  plus and even better ... most of the colorful but relatively unknown characters who ever saw the insides of a hard core gym.

ANd the major gym owners, magazine owners, and even some of you GetBiggers too!

I got off my butt at an early age because I was kicked out with orders to, "Get out and meet as many people as you can."

I'm not your dad but I wanna say, "Get off your ass and meet the world or I''ll come at ya with a baseball bat." (Where did I hear that before?)

Peobably won't work though!

  I will follow your advice and write to Dakota. The chance that she will dismiss me as a stalker is 99.9999%, but I am an optimistic guy and there is that one-in-a-million chance that she might take an interest in me, so here I come.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

[io856]

Yeah 16yr olds are free of sexual inhibitions     sounds like a great experience... No thanks

[MikMaq]

  Stop being a hypocrite. The guys who yell "pedophilia" are the same who jack-off to jailbait porn. It is normal for men to be attracted to 16 year-old girls.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

It's normal for a man to be attracted to a women, most chicks show signs of being a women, and your dick don't do well with math, but this chick looks like a child, became famous because of her child like look, and you even believe her to be hot whens she quite average.

[deadz]

7 at best

[suckmymuscle]

  This is only a seven according to "deadz"...in the land of homos.

[lesaucer]

she look like shit.. no tits, no ass, ugly face of a 12yo, you are just a fucking pedo thats why you think shes hot, hope this help

[Raymondo]

This does not merit even a 5, arse-muncher.



Oh, look I just pissed on your parade.
Time for one of your famous meltdowns.

[suckmymuscle]

This does not merit even a 5, arse-muncher.



Oh, look I just pissed on your parade.
Time for one of your famous meltdowns.

  Hey, moron, she is not wearing makeup in this picture. What are you trying to prove? That she has a typical unhealthy American diet and that her complexion as a result looks terrible?

  I have news for you, idiot: makeup does not make a woman prettier. It does not change the shape of the nose, eyes, lips and the proportions of the face. The only thing that make-up does is fake a healthy complexion. This picture is how she really looks. That is, if she stopped eating garbage and drinking, this is how she naturally looks. Does makeup make her nose smaller, her eyes rounder and wider and her face more proportional? No, it only makes the skin blister-free and rosy. Make-up makes a woman look healthier.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

[dr.chimps]

Thread skeeviness: 11

[mass243]

Hahah OMG
This is getting more and more gay by every post 

How old are you suckmymuscle?
 I mean, you're a knowledgeable poster and all but wtf... writing a letter to some girl you have seen in TV 

[suckmymuscle]

I've just proved that you are an impressionable mindless drone who thinks that what he sees in movies and celebrity websites is anything remotely resembling real life and real people.

You have little idea what real women look like because you haven't been around them, monkey boy. Some of them have bad skin, some wispy hair, some bad breath, others have cellulite and every woman turns into a moody bitch in regular monthly intervals.

But you wouldn't know all that, because it doesn't show in celebrity pictures.


Go wank over the little starlet's touched up photos.

  Yeah, right. All women wear make-up and yet how many look like Dakota in the picture I posted? Very few. So you have proven that her complexion is terrible. Who gives a shit? You cut the alcohol and the french fries and give her a healthy diet and she looks stunning. You do the same with the average woman and she still looks average. Make-up improves complexion only. Why do sich people look ugly? Because it reflects on their complexion. As soon as they heal, they return to whatever level of beauty they had before.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

[chess315]

This does not merit even a 5, arse-muncher.



Oh, look I just pissed on your parade.
Time for one of your famous meltdowns.

are you fucking nuts her bank account alone merits a Ill marry her on the spot lol

[suckmymuscle]

I see that you can't even bear to think about the real issue, you teenaged fanboi.

I write about how you deceive yourself.

You write about make-up and complexions.

Clinging to your fantasies even after getting brutally and repeatedly owned.

You pathetic, isolated dullard.

  Ha ha ha ha ha ha.......how have I gotten owned? Because you posted a picture of how bad her complexion is? Again, I repeat my question: if it's all make-up, then why doesen't the average woman who comes out of the salon after hours of getting her hair done and getting make-up on look as good as her? Riddle me that, genius.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

[seCrawler]

she look like shit.. no tits, no ass, ugly face of a 12yo, you are just a fucking pedo thats why you think shes hot, hope this help

Celebrity status makes everyone a 10.

[Raymondo]

You don't merit a response any more, little man.

[littleguns]

I actualy named my daughter after her. She made more money by age 8 than you and I will see in 5 lifetimes....

Look for her sister, just as cute and talented..Elle Fanning

[_bruce_]

Are there any more facts on Dakota's fanny?

[Raymondo]

Are there any more facts on Dakota's fanny?

The thought of it makes "sucksmanmuscle" cream his pants.

[stuntmovie]

SUCK, WAIT A MINUTE! Hold that letter!

I didn't realize how young she was when I suggested that you attempt to contact her,

If you do write, I suggest that you write as a curtious fan and request an autograph , but most likely she may never see it anyway.

A birthday card may be more appropriate though.

It never hurts to make a polite attempt at communicating with a person of interest as this board so evidenltly proves.

But as previously mentioned .... avoid the stalker mode!

[flinstones1]

the girl looks 14 lots of sick fucks on this sight.

[wes]

Thread skeeviness: 11

Now up to 13 on the "skeevy scale".  

[Raymondo]

Now up to 13 on the "skeevy scale".  

wes, knock some sense into those pervs!!

[suckmymuscle]

Debate what? Makeup? I don't know anything about makeup.

You, on the contrary, must have spent many happy hours painting your face, admiring yourself in the mirror. To the horror of your mother, the only female you've lived with and who can tolerate your insufferable ass.

Finally, you shouldn't constantly flatter yourself like that. The only thing that was conceded was the futility of arguing with a teenage mongoloid who repeats himself constantly in response to collecting a brutal smackdown. Funny, how you try to turn it around with your fantasies of unrestrained power.

Go suck someone's muscle instead.

  Ha ha ha ha ha...what an emotional retard you are. Yeah, my post was about make-up...what a childish and sore bitch loser you are.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

[Maddy]

at least he
doesnt hide
his young man
lust like
you do
Pedro

[Raymondo]

at least he
doesnt hide
his young man
lust like
you do
Pedro

hold your horses man, i'm no homo, i'm a ladies man.