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Taking Applications For Gimmick Guard?
« on: November 26, 2011, 01:28:54 PM »
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Yes, we are recruiting to help fight the amount of gimmick posters on this board.  All applicants should send me a PM with qualifications and even a resume.  We are a non-profit that looks at posters and examines their penning.  We are different then the other "hacks" out there that just run to mods on a hunch.  We will actually have a forensics team that looks at typing style and such, then go through the correct chain of command. We will clean up GetBig, one poster at a time. 

This is a very prestigious team and only the elite will be invited and picked.



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Re: Taking Applications For Gimmick Guard?
« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2011, 02:46:47 PM »
Start with yourself FatAlice you repugnent foul cunt  :)

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Re: Taking Applications For Gimmick Guard?
« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2011, 02:58:06 PM »
Start with yourself FatAlice you repugnent foul cunt  :)

Mr. Grant, Thank you for PM'ing me your aplication for Gimmick Guard.  We will review your qualifications and photos. 


Thank You.

P.S.  Who is this "Alice" woman you always speak of...we will start an investigation as soon as the facts roll in.





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Re: Taking Applications For Gimmick Guard?
« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2011, 02:59:24 PM »
Yeah, this is a comedy of errors.  You're an obvious gimmick trying to preempt the shit hitting your fan.

If indeed you are good old Alex, pick one account and stick with it, man  ::)

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Re: Taking Applications For Gimmick Guard?
« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2011, 03:04:19 PM »
my vote is for Kiwol, Chaos, Wiggs and JNN

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Re: Taking Applications For Gimmick Guard?
« Reply #5 on: November 26, 2011, 03:05:29 PM »
Irony at it`s best!  :(

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Re: Taking Applications For Gimmick Guard?
« Reply #6 on: November 26, 2011, 03:06:02 PM »
my vote is for Kiwol, Chaos, Wiggs and JNN

Yes, even you Runningmom.  I hope everyone shoots me a PM.  So far I've have 16, which is a good start.

Chicken Legs is on the team.





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Re: Taking Applications For Gimmick Guard?
« Reply #7 on: November 26, 2011, 03:07:22 PM »
Irony at it`s best!  :(

Wes, I have a holiday treat for you.  A whole case of Utica Club ready to ship to your house.







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Re: Taking Applications For Gimmick Guard?
« Reply #8 on: November 26, 2011, 03:08:18 PM »


hey fallsview/chazbono23 ever get the feeling nobody likes you?

cause its true.
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Re: Taking Applications For Gimmick Guard?
« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2011, 03:08:37 PM »
Yes, even you Runningmom.  I hope everyone shoots me a PM.  So far I've have 16, which is a good start.

Chicken Legs is on the team.





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Re: Taking Applications For Gimmick Guard?
« Reply #10 on: November 26, 2011, 03:11:35 PM »
Wes, I have a holiday treat for you.  A whole case of Utica Club ready to ship to your house.







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And I have some positively delicious California Raisins for you as well.  ;D

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Re: Taking Applications For Gimmick Guard?
« Reply #11 on: November 26, 2011, 03:15:43 PM »
And I have some positively delicious California Raisins for you as well.  ;D

LOL, 






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Re: Taking Applications For Gimmick Guard?
« Reply #12 on: November 26, 2011, 03:18:15 PM »

hey fallsview/chazbono23 ever get the feeling nobody likes you?

cause its true.

First off, I live in Lake Placid NY.  I have never heard of this Chaz person you speak of but only the numerous times you bring this person up.



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Re: Taking Applications For Gimmick Guard?
« Reply #13 on: November 26, 2011, 03:19:27 PM »
URGENT: FROM THE DESK OF FALLSVIEW.


Yes, we are recruiting to help fight the amount of gimmick posters on this board.  All applicants should send me a PM with qualifications and even a resume.  We are a non-profit that looks at posters and examines their penning.  We are different then the other "hacks" out there that just run to mods on a hunch.  We will actually have a forensics team that looks at typing style and such, then go through the correct chain of command. We will clean up GetBig, one poster at a time. 

This is a very prestigious team and only the elite will be invited and picked.



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go fuck yourself with a dildo.

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Re: Taking Applications For Gimmick Guard?
« Reply #14 on: November 26, 2011, 03:24:16 PM »
go fuck yourself with a dildo.

Is that what they use nowadays?  You sir are developmentally delayed.  GIMMICK GUARD ALERT::::::The Trainer is really Oakman.


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Re: Taking Applications For Gimmick Guard?
« Reply #15 on: November 26, 2011, 04:07:08 PM »
Irony at it`s best!  :(

X2

Guy is a mental case  :-X

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Re: Taking Applications For Gimmick Guard?
« Reply #16 on: November 26, 2011, 05:27:35 PM »
X2

Guy is a mental case  :-X

You got that right....lol






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Re: Taking Applications For Gimmick Guard?
« Reply #17 on: November 26, 2011, 06:43:01 PM »
Bike Nut, El Numero Uno, Chicken Legs, Deltasforce have now joined Gimmick Guard.  These men have what it takes to find the Gimmicks, contact Ron and have them banned!!!  These men have pledged to do their very best to help GetBig and clean up the boards. 



When you see these fine men...say thank you!




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Re: Taking Applications For Gimmick Guard?
« Reply #18 on: November 26, 2011, 08:48:01 PM »
Another cry for attention from FATALICE.
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Re: Taking Applications For Gimmick Guard?
« Reply #19 on: November 26, 2011, 09:29:57 PM »
Can one say irony?

Fat Alice, the best gimmicker our there, is calling for a GImmick Guard.

Let's start with the Fat Alice gimmicks: Tendonitis, Fallsview, No One, Deltsaforce, TheTruthHurts, just to name a few.  It's actually very clever of him to have gimmicks that "hate" Alice, but it also shows how completely crazy and off his rocker he is.

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Re: Taking Applications For Gimmick Guard?
« Reply #20 on: November 26, 2011, 09:49:48 PM »
I would like to apply.
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Re: Taking Applications For Gimmick Guard?
« Reply #21 on: November 27, 2011, 06:16:45 AM »
Can one say irony?

Fat Alice, the best gimmicker our there, is calling for a GImmick Guard.

Let's start with the Fat Alice gimmicks: Tendonitis, Fallsview, No One, Deltsaforce, TheTruthHurts, just to name a few.  It's actually very clever of him to have gimmicks that "hate" Alice, but it also shows how completely crazy and off his rocker he is.

First off, Allen is not even on here anymore.  He is too busy working right now and and everyone on this board knows it's his hectic time of the year.  Second, If Allen did come back, he would own all of you into oblivion.  His skills are madd and knows how to use them.  Third, everyone knows I live and work in Lake Placid NY, have two dogs and a small family.  I am no pimple faced kid in his twenties looking for a laugh, I take this board serious and everytime I fly out to GetBig offices, Mr. Avidan and I discuss the situation of this board and what needs to be done, period!

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Re: Taking Applications For Gimmick Guard?
« Reply #22 on: November 27, 2011, 08:10:13 AM »
my vote is for Kiwol, Chaos, Wiggs and JNN

Chaos and I are the masters of sorting out gimmicks. Guys like Wiggs, Bam-bam and JNN suck at it.

But I'm not joining Fallsview - guy's as funny as Syphilis and gayer than Ricky Martin's lover.

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Re: Taking Applications For Gimmick Guard?
« Reply #23 on: November 27, 2011, 08:42:27 AM »
Chaos and I are the masters of sorting out gimmicks. Guys like Wiggs, Bam-bam and JNN suck at it.

But I'm not joining Fallsview - guy's as funny as Syphilis and gayer than Ricky Martin's lover.

First off, you weren't asked.  You sent your resume in and the qualifications weren't there.  Three years customer service at Chucky Cheese and 1 year as a shooter girl at Club Stud doesn't fit our criteria.  Thanks for trying though.



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Re: Taking Applications For Gimmick Guard?
« Reply #24 on: November 27, 2011, 09:22:09 AM »
First off, you weren't asked.  You sent your resume in and the qualifications weren't there.  Three years customer service at Chucky Cheese and 1 year as a shooter girl at Club Stud doesn't fit our criteria.  Thanks for trying though.



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