What do you hope to get for Christmas??

[Borracho]

I don't really know what I want....how about you?

[CARTEL]

A blow job or two.

[njanvi]

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[Borracho]

A blow job or two.

You must be married

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I thought that would have been the first reply 
 

[njanvi]

You must be married
 

Poor guy only gets them once a year...
I'm married, but at least I get one on my bday too 

[CARTEL]

Poor guy only gets them once a year...
I'm married, but at least I get one on my bday too 

I usually get more than two a year 

But I could get one every 3 hours and still want another.

[el numero uno]

It would be awesome

[Big N]

It would be awesome

x 2

[NYSTATEOFMIND]

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dammmit

[SF1900]

My parents and relatives keep asking me what I want and I tell them nothing. I don't care about gifts any more. Just getting a day off to relax is good enough for me. If they keep asking, I just tell them to give me money.

[NYSTATEOFMIND]

i dont want anything that way i dont have to buy anything

[Borracho]

i dont want anything that way i dont have to buy anything

haha yeah I've wanted that for the longest time but doesn't quite work like that. You keep your money, I keep mine and buy what I want instead of us guessing what the other person wants and fucking it up.

[Borracho]

My parents and relatives keep asking me what I want and I tell them nothing. I don't care about gifts any more. Just getting a day off to relax is good enough for me. If they keep asking, I just tell them to give me money.

Yeah get the money..that way you could buy all of us that new cool dj jay cutler record that just hit the streets.

[makaveli25]

100 amps of hg sustanon, 1000 5mg napoisms, 4-5 ten mil bottles of deca, some primo, 10 kits of hgh  

[claymore]

"What do you hope to get for Christmas??"...A WHITE CHRISTMAS  

[NYSTATEOFMIND]

haha yeah I've wanted that for the longest time but doesn't quite work like that. You keep your money, I keep mine and buy what I want instead of us guessing what the other person wants and fucking it up.

truth bro
i get pressured into buying awesome gifts bc i have a good job meanwhile i get stuck with slippers and olive garden coupons

fuck that

[el numero uno]

My parents and relatives keep asking me what I want and I tell them nothing. I don't care about gifts any more. Just getting a day off to relax is good enough for me. If they keep asking, I just tell them to give me money.

Same here for me. I don't care about gifts but I love the dinner with my parents, uncles, aunts, cousins, we're a very close family.

[Borracho]

truth bro
i get pressured into buying awesome gifts bc i have a good job meanwhile i get stuck with slippers and olive garden coupons

fuck that

lol
I know what thats like.....socks 

[Natural Man]

enjoy xmas and new year party cause the next ten years are going to be tough.

[SF1900]

Same here for me. I don't care about gifts but I love the dinner with my parents, uncles, aunts, cousins, we're a very close family.

Nice to hear. So many families aren't close. It's a shame! I guess it's inevitable to a certain extent.

Yeah, gifts are just old. Just doesn't do anything for me anymore. I usually wind up getting a few bucks and I just go out and buy movies or something.  

[Maddy]

all I want
for Christmas
is some
clarity to
the fallsview
debacle

[booty]

I'd like some guilty extreme perfume by gucci and another vanilla caramel candle.  

[NYSTATEOFMIND]

I'd like some guilty free cock by NYSTATEOFMIND  

 

[TrueGrit]

Veneers.

[deadz]

I don't need to wait until Christmas to get what I want.