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badass!!!!!!!  Just saw this mentioned on Colin Cowherd ESPN.

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In this week's edition of UFO sightings at sporting events, we check the tape of the Oct. 23 NFL game between the Colts and Saints in New Orleans.

As NBC captured a picturesque shot of the Saint Louis Cathedral in the Big Easy, objects in the background were buzzing by at ridiculous speeds, as seen in the video below.

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Re: Why do aliens always lack any real muscle mass, if they're so advanced?
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2011, 07:34:04 AM »

Why would an advanced being need muscle mass?

Look at humans alone; we don't need big/strong muscles anymore as we don't do hard, physical labor.



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Re: Why do aliens always lack any real muscle mass, if they're so advanced?
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2011, 07:36:07 AM »
That's a phenomena that has been going on for awhile---some think it's a type of insect that has yet to be seen, others think it that it's alien monitoring devices...like our drones.

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Re: Why do aliens always lack any real muscle mass, if they're so advanced?
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2011, 07:36:46 AM »
Why would an advanced being need muscle mass?

Look at humans alone; we don't need big/strong muscles anymore as we don't do hard, physical labor.

How do the male aliens turn on the female aliens?  
How do the male aliens feel better about their small penises?

They probably have access to really good gear too, that's what I can't get past.  If they can make a 90 degree turn at Mach 5 without splattering, I bet they can run T without shutting down natural production.

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Re: Why do aliens always lack any real muscle mass, if they're so advanced?
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2011, 07:48:35 AM »
How do the male aliens turn on the female aliens?  
How do the male aliens feel better about their small penises?



Dunno... maybe they ride sum' big ass saucers  8)

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Re: Why do aliens always lack any real muscle mass, if they're so advanced?
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2011, 07:52:09 AM »
That's a phenomena that has been going on for awhile---some think it's a type of insect that has yet to be seen, others think it that it's alien monitoring devices...like our drones.
Not an insect, if you watch the video closely, it goes BEHIND the building.
You wouldnt be able to catch an insect at that distance.

Mildly disturbing. Lol.
The fact that it changed course as it approached the ground is disturbing as well.

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Re: Why do aliens always lack any real muscle mass, if they're so advanced?
« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2011, 07:55:43 AM »
Explanation found.



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Re: Why do aliens always lack any real muscle mass, if they're so advanced?
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Re: Why do aliens always lack any real muscle mass, if they're so advanced?
« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2011, 08:38:31 AM »
that's a pretty cool theory - aliens using them like predator drones to check in on us. 

pretty badass to be honest.

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Re: Why do aliens always lack any real muscle mass, if they're so advanced?
« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2011, 08:45:07 AM »
They're using fake ET tren

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Re: Why do aliens always lack any real muscle mass, if they're so advanced?
« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2011, 08:46:49 AM »
because theyre so advanced. see what I did there?

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Re: Why do aliens always lack any real muscle mass, if they're so advanced?
« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2011, 08:58:58 AM »
there's many better possiblitys. Out of the limitless universe. Why would there only be one inteligant life form. Or alien. There are aliens that look like us. If anyone believes we evoled that's bullshit. Wheres half monkey half man today? No there's just a huge gap.. Lol wheres half fish half reptile. There's none there's just a huge gap. So we evole and all the thousands of middle species die off but the original and the advanced monkey and human survive.... Ok....?????.....ok???? Evolution is the biggest hoax ever.

religion why is there every single culuture believe in gods that reated them.that had powers and taught them things. If you saw something I can't explain back then ud call it a god to. These gods wernt gods but aliens that created us and taught us things before they left. They go around and seed planets with life forms.

all the differarnt bibles n relgions are from differarnt culutres are just aliens. Many reports of aliens that look just like us called nordics and so on. Why cause we are there children. Gods children aliens children. Not a god. They put us here to seed there race. As every solar system comes to an end they seed.

that's why the mayans maped out star systems aliens. That's why egyptians had electricity and batterys aliens and diagraphs of airplanes and so on. And pyramids with exact stone cutting only lasers could do they say today and stones not 1 billion men could move to make them.

that's why there's pyramids on the moon and mars and even roads and what apears to be buoldings on mars. On nasas site but never makes the news.

the government has known of aliens for a long time. Most goverments now don't hide it. Look it up for urself.

the little grey men. Look up the greys. Another type of alien that is thought to be of reptillian background nothing to do with us. But apparently are the ones responible for mutatlating humans and animals to explore us.

look up nordic aliens and so on. Will be interesting stuff. Its the only answer that makes sense. Evolution ya ok. When I see any evidence of my farthers half monkey today.

also we have heard storeys feom many diff old tales of aliens 14 feet tall ad so on and found these skeletons with big skulls etc just like these old tales told.

religion is shit. Gods real but not real. God is just what he was ment to be told as our creator who made us from dna our farther who was advanced.  And comes from the sky. Not powers of magic but powerd of being advanced.

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Re: Why do aliens always lack any real muscle mass, if they're so advanced?
« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2011, 09:22:22 AM »
there's many better possiblitys. Out of the limitless universe. Why would there only be one inteligant life form. Or alien. There are aliens that look like us. If anyone believes we evoled that's bullshit. Wheres half monkey half man today? No there's just a huge gap.. Lol wheres half fish half reptile. There's none there's just a huge gap. So we evole and all the thousands of middle species die off but the original and the advanced monkey and human survive.... Ok....?????.....ok???? Evolution is the biggest hoax ever.

religion why is there every single culuture believe in gods that reated them.that had powers and taught them things. If you saw something I can't explain back then ud call it a god to. These gods wernt gods but aliens that created us and taught us things before they left. They go around and seed planets with life forms.

all the differarnt bibles n relgions are from differarnt culutres are just aliens. Many reports of aliens that look just like us called nordics and so on. Why cause we are there children. Gods children aliens children. Not a god. They put us here to seed there race. As every solar system comes to an end they seed.

that's why the mayans maped out star systems aliens. That's why egyptians had electricity and batterys aliens and diagraphs of airplanes and so on. And pyramids with exact stone cutting only lasers could do they say today and stones not 1 billion men could move to make them.

that's why there's pyramids on the moon and mars and even roads and what apears to be buoldings on mars. On nasas site but never makes the news.

the government has known of aliens for a long time. Most goverments now don't hide it. Look it up for urself.

the little grey men. Look up the greys. Another type of alien that is thought to be of reptillian background nothing to do with us. But apparently are the ones responible for mutatlating humans and animals to explore us.

look up nordic aliens and so on. Will be interesting stuff. Its the only answer that makes sense. Evolution ya ok. When I see any evidence of my farthers half monkey today.

also we have heard storeys feom many diff old tales of aliens 14 feet tall ad so on and found these skeletons with big skulls etc just like these old tales told.

religion is shit. Gods real but not real. God is just what he was ment to be told as our creator who made us from dna our farther who was advanced.  And comes from the sky. Not powers of magic but powerd of being advanced.
Grade-A Moron.

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Re: Why do aliens always lack any real muscle mass, if they're so advanced?
« Reply #14 on: November 30, 2011, 09:35:51 AM »
Grade-A Moron.

ok ya cause I don't believe everything ur fed in school. Carbon dating has been proven to be bullshit many times. Dating newly dead creatureds billions of years old lol. Yet dinosaurs and so on are this many yrs old and humans came after cause of carbon dating. Yet there are peices of land found under shores where in the now harden sand have found human and dinosaur foot prints together? Some right over the dinosaurs prints showing he walked right into the creatures prints.

show me you ugly vulture looking fuck with ur stringy bowl headed haircut and zero triceps and string bean physique how is evolution real. Eplain that to me devil spawn made me sarah jessica parker (ur face) and farthered by lyod christmas (ur hair).


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Re: Why do aliens always lack any real muscle mass, if they're so advanced?
« Reply #15 on: November 30, 2011, 09:40:49 AM »
http://www.google.ca/m/search?site=images&source=mog&hl=en&gl=ca&q=egyptian%20helicopter&sa=N

not gonna post all the evidence n sit here for hours n days  I do work. But here alone is some of the evidence you can find. Why are a culture so old drawing pictures of land mobiles and air craft. What purpose is this. Maybe cause the aliens showed them the machines that we can use on our planet to get around easier.

anyone wanna explain the old batterys made of stone n metals thousands of yrs old and old lamps n like I said electricity found through tese temples made of such old items we didn't even know wjat it was. And forgot how to make them ttill someone had to re do it thousands yrs later.

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Re: Why do aliens always lack any real muscle mass, if they're so advanced?
« Reply #16 on: November 30, 2011, 09:48:06 AM »
ok ya cause I don't believe everything ur fed in school. Carbon dating has been proven to be bullshit many times. Dating newly dead creatureds billions of years old lol. Yet dinosaurs and so on are this many yrs old and humans came after cause of carbon dating. Yet there are peices of land found under shores where in the now harden sand have found human and dinosaur foot prints together? Some right over the dinosaurs prints showing he walked right into the creatures prints.

show me you ugly vulture looking fuck with ur stringy bowl headed haircut and zero triceps and string bean physique how is evolution real. Eplain that to me devil spawn made me sarah jessica parker (ur face) and farthered by lyod christmas (ur hair).







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Re: Why do aliens always lack any real muscle mass, if they're so advanced?
« Reply #17 on: November 30, 2011, 09:52:56 AM »
Aliens are not muscle freaks because they are not members of getbig, once they sign up and post their pictures i am sure gh15 will tell them how much tren, insulin and gh to take.

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Re: Why do aliens always lack any real muscle mass, if they're so advanced?
« Reply #18 on: November 30, 2011, 10:02:35 AM »
alien sighting videos are always fun to watch but most of them are bogus or fake. i imagine even if aliens did at some point get captured on video flying around earth, with the sheer amount of fake videos out there, no one would ever believe it.

also, the people who claim to be abducted by aliens and have battles with them are hilarious

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Re: Why do aliens always lack any real muscle mass, if they're so advanced?
« Reply #19 on: November 30, 2011, 10:03:16 AM »
240 you seem to have an affinity for conspiracy theories and "alien sightings". why is that?

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Re: Why do aliens always lack any real muscle mass, if they're so advanced?
« Reply #20 on: November 30, 2011, 10:08:43 AM »
Never seen one in the gym either! But a few gym members have been mighty suspicious.

It's an acceptable and scientifically proven fact that only the very most unintelligent people contribute to postings such as this.

Ahhh ... wait a minute!

BUT .... Those who claim to have true knowledge about the existence of UFOs are merely involved in some sort of profit making scheme while many others are simply mistaken in their observations. And then there are others who get excited about their possible existence.  .... sort of like refusing to believe that Santa does not exist while you're growing up.

In fact I was abducted once (I mean "invited once") to a UFO demonstration and the thing did manage to get five feet off the ground and moved in every direction  , but upon closed examination it got off the ground by means of a huge fan .... and it did look very similar to those 'flying saucers'  shown above someplace.

It was some sort of military prototype that was supposed to move equipment during beachfront assaults. but most likely ended up in an airduct someplace.

But if UFO's actually do exist ..... their home base is inside one of those Hawaii volcanos.

That was revealed to me by someone just a bit dumber than most friends claim me to be.

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Re: Why do aliens always lack any real muscle mass, if they're so advanced?
« Reply #21 on: November 30, 2011, 12:08:55 PM »
ok ya cause I don't believe everything ur fed in school. Carbon dating has been proven to be bullshit many times. Dating newly dead creatureds billions of years old lol. Yet dinosaurs and so on are this many yrs old and humans came after cause of carbon dating. Yet there are peices of land found under shores where in the now harden sand have found human and dinosaur foot prints together? Some right over the dinosaurs prints showing he walked right into the creatures prints.

show me you ugly vulture looking fuck with ur stringy bowl headed haircut and zero triceps and string bean physique how is evolution real. Eplain that to me devil spawn made me sarah jessica parker (ur face) and farthered by lyod christmas (ur hair).



it must be bliss to be so ignorant, dumb and unable to construct logical, reasonable argument from consistent information.

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Re: Why do aliens always lack any real muscle mass, if they're so advanced?
« Reply #22 on: November 30, 2011, 12:12:25 PM »
They (ET's) should employ Milos Sarcev  ;D

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Re: Why do aliens always lack any real muscle mass, if they're so advanced?
« Reply #23 on: November 30, 2011, 12:30:08 PM »
240 you seem to have an affinity for conspiracy theories and "alien sightings". why is that?

boredom and dissatisfaction with my own life, and a belief that there's something more exciting out there than just being a skinnyfat former getbig pwning machine.

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Re: Why do aliens always lack any real muscle mass, if they're so advanced?
« Reply #24 on: November 30, 2011, 12:35:24 PM »
They dont need it, they're advanced schmoe beings. Just look at their creepy eyes and sticky fingers