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Mans best friend.....
« on: December 01, 2011, 08:32:04 AM »
Man is accidentally shot by his own dog

Dogs are man's best friend. Except, you know, when they're shooting a gun at you.
 
And strangely enough, that's what really happened to a hapless dog owner in Brigham City, Utah. The man in question--a 46-year-old hunting enthusiast who is not named in local news reports on the incident--got a behind-full of birdshot courtesy of his loyal canine companion when he was out duck hunting over the weekend.
 
KSL.com reports the man and his dog were traveling in a canoe-like boat when the man stepped out into a shallow marsh to set up some decoys. His left his 12-gauge shotgun resting across the bow of the boat, according to Box Elder County Sheriff's Deputy Kevin Potter.
 
That's when the dog "did something to make the gun discharge," Potter said. "I don't know if the safety device was on. It's not impossible the dog could have taken it off safety."
 


Apparently excited to join his owner in the marsh, the dog jumped up on the boat's bow and stepped on the gun. The gun was fired, hitting the man in the buttocks with 27 pellets of birdshot.
 
The man promptly called 9-1-1, and is now reportedly recovering. Potter said that thanks to a well-positioned pair of waders--the hip-length rubber boots he was wearing at the time--the dog owner was able to avoid a more serious gunshot wound.




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Re: Mans best friend.....
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2011, 10:17:59 AM »
Girls and sons who have not been loved by their fathers seek attention once teens and adults to compensate for what they didnt have originally. Fathers either left them alone, or were distant most of the time and not encouraging them. Some even despised them which would shape their personality and the way they d interact with others for the rest of their life.
They are extremistic in everything they do, always looking exageratly for attention, and have troubles adapting to society's rules, because they also have troubles defining their own identity and respecting authority and hierarchy.


Also boys who got picked on by others during childhood and adolescence -often sons without a father figure- try to compensate by lifting weights, to develop muscles and survive in ther male world. They re insecure because they re girly, childish, feminine having been raised by a single mom. They lift obsessively hoping it will transform them into men, to compensate for their lack of influence from a father figure that was not there. Unfortunaltey they can get as big as they can it doesnt cure their insecurity and who they truly are, how they grew up being raised by a single mom. They re no as manly as other men whatever they do, and they often have a big lack of masculine presence they dont know how to balance, hence often being borderline homosexuals while trying to get their manhood back thru various manly activities (mma, cars, weight lifting etc). They are often the ones that, in order to get respect from other males will go the steroids route to get even "bigger" attemptint to cure their insecurity , but being natural not being "enough", they still feel "too small", insecure, amongst other males. The lack of a father figure also often means they didnt have guidance to continue studies and are often working shitty manual jobs.

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Re: Mans best friend.....
« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2011, 10:19:57 AM »
Must be a bitch.

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Re: Mans best friend.....
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2011, 10:21:17 AM »
I like dogs but sometimes they can be a real pain in the ass.

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Re: Mans best friend.....
« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2011, 10:21:41 AM »
He must`ve pissed that dog off somehow for him to attempt to murder him.

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Re: Mans best friend.....
« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2011, 10:27:55 AM »
I said no more of that purina shit old man!!!!
OK you asked for it ----- :o
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Re: Mans best friend.....
« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2011, 10:28:13 AM »
I said no more of that purina shit old man!!!!
OK you asked for it ----- :o
LOL  ;D

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Re: Mans best friend.....
« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2011, 11:10:33 AM »
Poor Phil Spector will be in till he's 90 and that stupid dog gets away with this.... :-\

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Re: Mans best friend.....
« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2011, 11:13:13 AM »
Better him than the dog...............

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Re: Mans best friend.....
« Reply #9 on: December 01, 2011, 11:18:17 AM »


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Re: Mans best friend.....
« Reply #10 on: December 01, 2011, 11:18:59 AM »
I like dogs but sometimes they can be a real pain in the ass.
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Re: Mans best friend.....
« Reply #11 on: December 01, 2011, 11:20:22 AM »
Perhaps, the dog thought his owner was Micheal Vick

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Re: Mans best friend.....
« Reply #12 on: December 01, 2011, 11:52:16 AM »
Cesar Millan knows that you got to shoot the dog before it shoots you.

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Re: Mans best friend.....
« Reply #13 on: December 01, 2011, 12:55:55 PM »
Perhaps, the dog thought his owner was Micheal Vick

I was going to say "Imagine if it was Michael Vick in those waders."

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Re: Mans best friend.....
« Reply #14 on: December 01, 2011, 01:30:43 PM »
epic shooting youself in the ass while playing around and blaming the dog to avoid public humiliation

sure bro. the dog probably took the safety off  ::)

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Re: Mans best friend.....
« Reply #15 on: December 01, 2011, 01:33:35 PM »
My dog did shit in the kitchen last night. I didn't like dogs in the first place, but my girl wanted a dog. But I had to clean it up because she says she gotta vomit from the smell.  I did it. That's not Getbiggish right ?

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Re: Mans best friend.....
« Reply #16 on: December 01, 2011, 01:37:01 PM »
My dog did shit in the kitchen last night. I didn't like dogs in the first place, but my girl wanted a dog. But I had to clean it up because she says she gotta vomit from the smell.  I did it. That's not Getbiggish right ?

pffff, getbiggerish would be if YOU took that shit, the dog vomited from the smell and your girl cleaned it up

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Re: Mans best friend.....
« Reply #17 on: December 01, 2011, 02:00:09 PM »
pffff, getbiggerish would be if YOU took that shit, the dog vomited from the smell and your girl cleaned it up

Hahahah  ;D now we are talkin'  8) 8)

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Re: Mans best friend.....
« Reply #18 on: December 01, 2011, 02:01:21 PM »
pffff, getbiggerish would be if YOU took that shit, the dog vomited from the smell and your girl cleaned it up
hahahahahha this one I gotta download    ;D

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Re: Mans best friend.....
« Reply #19 on: December 01, 2011, 02:04:05 PM »
The dog!? That Dick Cheney: He gets cut an awful lot of slack. 

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Re: Mans best friend.....
« Reply #20 on: December 01, 2011, 03:30:02 PM »
I was going to say "Imagine if it was Michael Vick in those waders."


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Re: Mans best friend.....
« Reply #21 on: December 01, 2011, 08:10:55 PM »
epic shooting youself in the ass while playing around and blaming the dog to avoid public humiliation

sure bro. the dog probably took the safety off  ::)
Yeah he's trying to blame the dog. 

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Re: Mans best friend.....
« Reply #22 on: December 01, 2011, 08:23:16 PM »
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Re: Mans best friend.....
« Reply #23 on: December 01, 2011, 08:44:21 PM »
Next we're gonna see "what is your exact location?"