Haha..thank you E-Kul.
For this you get a kitten hand delivered by me.
There you go again, acting like a teenager, "I have brought you a kitten" (insert teenage girl sniggering) he is male!! WTF does he want/need with a kitten, FFS!!
This act that you put on while posting online is very annoying, you are an adult woman - why not try acting like it. Shit, you might even find it grows on you.
Or is it just that you find this auto pilot hard to switch off, you know, titillating guys & trying to get them to go for a private dance. Is it hard for you to come out of character.
Jeez, I am glad I married a woman who likes what she sees 1'st thing in the morning, & doesn't feel the need to insert plastic bags in her chest/cover her hair/face, in paint every day.
You sure do live in an imaginary episode of Bay-Watch.
PT