hahah, ok "army of rainbow flags", i'll bet you're the type of guy who goes into the local adult superstore and asks for titles like No Country for Straight Men and The Magnificent Seven Inches Up my Ass and tells the cashier, "im not really gay i just really love westerns with two men kissing."
Says the man who now classifies the tv show 'Oz' in the romance section of his vhs cassette collection he keeps in the back of his trailer, along with your custom fitted ball gag and gimp suit stained with Master Dereks Man Batter